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Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

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Old 05-08-05, 04:31 AM #1
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"Where are they all coming from?"
"Woah! That wasn't there last time!"
Add em as you think of them. I will be.
Edit: Oh yeah, anyone who says this has got to know it's going to be his last words.
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Old 05-08-05, 08:30 AM #2
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The famous: "Death ward is for pansies." the last words of Gotak Gungur, our first permadeath character before he got killed by a slaad's implosion spell. Doubt that there will ever be anything to top this one.
"When was the last time you had dinner at an inn or restaurant?" Remiel Delmir to the Dre'zlunkazh, The Black Plague, who, after his stomach made a grumbling sound and was looking at Buppi and Arestes, said he wanted dinner.
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Old 05-08-05, 08:39 AM #3
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"Oops."



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Old 05-08-05, 09:04 AM #4
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Buppi's will probably be:
'Its ok they've all gone'
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Old 05-08-05, 10:16 AM #5
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*Farros running drunk and naked across the battlefield, cursing everything in sight*

"I'm invisible! I'm invisible!"

*invisibility wears off right as he's in the in the middle of the Grey Peaks swarm*

"HOT HOLY! -SPLAT-"
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Old 05-08-05, 12:49 PM #6
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somehow i get the feeling Lue's last token will be from "Don't worry there arn't any traps........*click BOOM* AHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Old 05-08-05, 01:09 PM #7
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Well that wasn't smart,
or,
HEAL!!!
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Old 05-08-05, 06:30 PM #8
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as a player... "afk 1 min"

as a character..."What a nice bear you are..." I swore I heard Brutus say that during a quest of Ice Dragon's.(a few times too)
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Old 05-08-05, 09:11 PM #9
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My favorites are..

"Did you see that?" *flanking archers on bear island*

"RUN!!" *Storan*

"Get the shaman, get the shaman!!" *call lightning*

and...

"They's jus' goblins, we ken tek 'em essey!" *exploring a place near Vale, with a bunch of nasty, nasty goblins*



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Old 05-08-05, 10:35 PM #10
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Tarradon running way ahead of the main party then shouting "Its alright its all clear" Just as assorted demons attack him from being invisible.

Down like a sack of potatoes while the GM (thanks Storm) wet himself laughing!
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Old 05-09-05, 04:14 PM #11
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lunchboxkilla - 5/9/2005 9:14 PM

Celgar leading a party out of silent watch,
"There's fort hope where almost... Holy hell.."

He turned a corner and there was the giant counter offecive...
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Old 05-10-05, 02:52 PM #12
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Planned Celgar's last words "Let not my will be undone!" Sounds cool but I can't remember where i got that. Oh yeah As a player last words... "L don't Kill me I have to use the bathroom" Came back with my Char dead and L snickering
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Old 05-12-05, 08:27 AM #13
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Digging sand kills

my thought as after digging sand in the desert fer 20 minutes, took out the first 2 groups of ogres at once, dung the sand, mined the fire stones and happilly sneaked to the next mage killing him while he was surrounded by 8 or so ogres with a few berserkers throwned in here in there...when my magic protection had fizzelled out like 5 minutes before and I noticed it rigth when I first hit that last mage...all this of course being overweight and unable to run away from my inevitable death
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Old 05-17-05, 03:03 PM #14
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Now that is going to hurt.

Tharloss last words as he sliped off of the rock climb.
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Old 12-09-05, 12:03 PM #15
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Being in the grey peaks with three wounded and upset mages (Yard being one) who missed me saying..
"I can smell something wrong.."
Cue an Ogre magi throwing all his magic missles from invisibility behind me. I wouldn't have cared much if I got a DT for that I was too busy giggling for the rest of the night.
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Old 12-09-05, 12:28 PM #16
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A list of my favorite last words:-

1)What? I don't see any ducks.

2)Pfeh! I could do that with my eyes closed!

3)It's probably just a rash.

4)It's okay. Its fireproof.

5)Im sure these are the good kind of mushrooms.
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Old 12-10-05, 01:20 AM #17
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Last words... well hmm, /dm *detects evil*

*grins and winks at Pan and Storm*
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Old 12-10-05, 01:58 AM #18
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*to the rest of his party* Stand back...i will deal with these giants.

*casts implosion* - *SPLAT! Ahndar is crushed by his own spell*
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Old 12-10-05, 04:48 AM #19
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Quote:
Red Monkey - 12/9/2005 5:03 PM Being in the grey peaks with three wounded and upset mages (Yard being one) who missed me saying..
"I can smell something wrong.."
Cue an Ogre magi throwing all his magic missles from invisibility behind me. I wouldn't have cared much if I got a DT for that I was too busy giggling for the rest of the night.
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Heh... that was not a pleasant trip to the Grey Peaks. Twice the oil failed to spawn. After the first time, we regroup in Lar, and you get one of *my* famous last words: "We can't let both of them to have died for nothing, we go back!" *splat* yet another of the low level chars dies. I was 2/3 that night for members of the party I was leading who died with a DT. I felt really bad.
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Old 12-10-05, 05:02 AM #20
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Tha'Azail has been part of this exchange more than once:
"perhaps we should rest before going further."
"Nah, we can explore a little bit more before we rest."
Cue any variant of a spawn that much *holds finger and thumb ver close together* too hard for our current status.
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