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Just for Fun A forum section to lighten your day with jokes, funny links, and things that make you laugh. Keep them clean and remember this is a family server.


Welcome to the Layonara forums!

Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

There are also years of sage advice and commentary on role-playing, gaming and online community development stored in these forums. If camaraderie is what you seek, we offer that too. Our community is as active and supportive as you're likely to find on the internet. In short, these forums are a resource for you to use for whatever purpose or project brought you here.

We're confident that you will find what you are looking for, and likely, substantially more.

Please be our guest and browse around the forums which are available to you. As you do, keep in mind that you are sampling only a portion of what Layonara has to offer. Membership in our community is free, and allows you to establish a Layonara identity to pose your questions and share your thoughts on the forums. When you join you'll also be able to communicate privately to other members (PMs), establish and respond to polls, upload and download content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free. So please. join our community today!
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Old 06-02-05, 11:18 PM #1
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Old 06-02-05, 11:35 PM #2
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No wait! Cake!
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Old 06-05-05, 05:36 PM #3
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Death. Less fattening. Actually, it's pretty slimming. I'd like to see the cake advocates say that.
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Old 06-13-05, 07:44 AM #4
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I say Cake
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Old 06-13-05, 08:28 AM #5
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depends on the cake - rice cakes for example - though nothing reduces adipose tissue like death!
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Old 06-13-05, 09:16 AM #6
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death by cake, totally
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Old 06-13-05, 09:40 AM #7
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Acctually, I hear death can lead to unsightly bloating.
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Old 06-13-05, 04:56 PM #8
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death by cake, totally
W00T! CAKE OWNZ U!!! lol... random moment there...

death by cake? Jeez, just what kind of cake are you advertising?

Oh well. "Die smiling!"
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Old 06-13-05, 05:13 PM #9
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Cake all the way. I mean chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream frosting, chocolate fudge, chocolate chips on the top, and I dunno.. feels like it's missing something....
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Old 06-13-05, 06:24 PM #10
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No no this is a very plane cake... you can't ake up your own cakes... *glares*
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Old 06-13-05, 06:27 PM #11
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Hey consider it my birthday cake. I get anything I want on my cake!!!! It's only fair When it's your birthday I'll give you whatever you want for yours.
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Old 06-14-05, 09:24 AM #12
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I want it to made made of chocolate! No, not just chocolate... PURE FUDGE!!!!!

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Oops, in the typing text it looks like a cake, then WOOT!
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Old 06-17-05, 07:39 PM #13
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Acctually, I hear death can lead to unsightly bloating.
Aye, there's a pill for that though.
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Old 06-22-05, 02:05 AM #14
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A pill for getting unsightly bloating?
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Old 06-22-05, 02:14 AM #15
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Death or cake... hmmm cake, yeah.
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Old 06-22-05, 07:39 PM #16
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No, for getting rid of it lol. I'm sure there's a pill to induce it as well though. Bloat-Ex or something, and Unsightly Bloat-Ex (extra strength).
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Old 06-23-05, 06:13 AM #17
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Hmmm... maybe you can eat a cake with those weird pills in them and then die by getting the pills stuck in your windpipe! yay! Or maybe you can get stabbed by a sword... that works too...

So my vote goes to the penguins
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Old 06-23-05, 07:24 AM #18
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Hmmm... maybe you can eat a cake with those weird pills in them and then die by getting the pills stuck in your windpipe! yay! Or maybe you can get stabbed by a sword... that works too...

So my vote goes to the penguins
Oh man, that reminds me of this episode of Ill Will Press (http://www.illwillpress.com/) where the knaving squirrels are talking about the issue of obesity. They come up with the plan to stick a whole bunch of antidepressants and such in Ice Cream. Then the British Squirrel was lilke, "We already something like that back in London, it's called 'Pills for the Fat People' ".

And penguins aren't the issue here man. This aggression won't stand man.
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Old 07-11-05, 03:39 PM #19
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Is that african non-migratory cake?

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Old 07-11-05, 03:46 PM #20
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Cake all the way.. After all if one's dead. No more layo...
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Old 07-11-05, 03:48 PM #21
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I don't really like cake that much .... and I haven't tried death yet ....

Decisions decisions ....

Can I go 50/50 on it?
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