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07-20-05, 09:42 PM
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#1 | | Beholder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Concord CA
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|  Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
ok i'm putting together an angry mob to storm the movie studios and ask for Uwe Bolls head upon a stick, who's with me?
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07-21-05, 05:19 AM
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#2 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Who is Uwe Boll, not that it matters, you had me at 'angry mob'. 'Head on a stick' is just a bonus for me!
Vyris
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07-21-05, 11:49 AM
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#3 | | Beholder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Concord CA
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
he's the directer of House of the Dead, and Alone in the dark, and the upcomming Bloodrayne movie, and just signed Ray Liota to star as the lead bad guy in his movie Dungeon Siege
i'm convinced he's out to destroy both movies and video games here people, he must be stoped
serriously his 2 movies so far released are on the 100 worst movies ever made list......how the heck does he get a cast like this for Dungeon siege?
Ray Liota, Jason Statham, John Rhys-davies, Matthew Lillar, Burt Renolds, Ron Perlman, and Kristinna Loken, and thats only a starter......i swear this guy has sold his soul to the devil, it's the only thing that makes sense......
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07-21-05, 12:36 PM
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#4 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
WOOT! I'll bring the stick!
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Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
If nescessity is the mother of invention, lazyness is the father.
The problem with doing nothing, is knowing when you are done. - Ben Franklin
I keep holding out hope for humanity, but someone always slaps it out of my hand - Me to Dorganath
Sadly, society has progressed to the point where stupidity is no longer fatal - Gulnyr to Me
People often let opportunity pass them by because it is wearing overalls and smells of work - Thomas Jefferson
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07-21-05, 12:58 PM
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#5 | | Giant Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Iowa, US
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
YOu know their are websites dedicated to this very topic. Who keeps giving him money to make his horid movies? We should stop them too or they will give their money to the next bum with a camera.
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07-24-05, 11:06 PM
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#6 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
You think that is evil...
Tansformers the move (2007) http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,...html?rsslatest
and Heman the move http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,...ml?newsrellink
ROT IN ____!!!!!1111111111111111bacon!
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07-25-05, 12:58 AM
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#7 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Portugal
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Burt Reynolds? I hope he is one of the bad guys or something, and uses a mask... oh, and if possible, reduce his speeches significantly...
Now, Kristianna Loken is a very interesting actress, if you get my point. 
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07-25-05, 05:28 AM
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#8 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Bruno, CA
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Yeah, unless they make her a "bard" with a lot of Charisma. So monsters and male audiences alike drool over her? COME ON.
It's not going to be a good movie.
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07-25-05, 06:25 AM
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#9 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
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General_Ski - 7/25/2005 9:28 AM
Yeah, unless they make her a "bard" with a lot of Charisma. So monsters and male audiences alike drool over her? COME ON.
It's not going to be a good movie.
| Call me crazy... or married, or whatever, but I don't think she's that pretty...
I just watched the Bloodrayne trailers... I have to go claw my eyes out now...
Vyris
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Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
If nescessity is the mother of invention, lazyness is the father.
The problem with doing nothing, is knowing when you are done. - Ben Franklin
I keep holding out hope for humanity, but someone always slaps it out of my hand - Me to Dorganath
Sadly, society has progressed to the point where stupidity is no longer fatal - Gulnyr to Me
People often let opportunity pass them by because it is wearing overalls and smells of work - Thomas Jefferson
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07-25-05, 09:59 AM
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#10 | | Red Light Goblin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gastonia, NC
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
I have no idea what any of you are talking about, but if they make a Baldur's Gate movie, it darn well better be good!
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07-25-05, 12:09 PM
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#11 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
I dunno, nothing can ever come close to the works of J. Schuemacher (sp?) and his wanton destruction of Batman, cinema and all art itself...
"Ooooh! Batman with rubber nipples! Randomly cast celebrities for sheer box office value! Teeeheee!!!"
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07-25-05, 03:49 PM
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#12 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Somewhere in the sands of time
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Someone say Bloodrayne??? Someone say killing the game??? He must go down!! | | | | |
07-25-05, 05:25 PM
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#13 | | Beholder Join Date: May 2005 Location: The glass city...Toledo, Ohio
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Bloodrayne the movie??!?...*cleans glasses off and reareads the thread*
Dungeon Siege...movie?!?!...*takes a big gulp of mountain dew before rereading the thread*
*throws up his hands in disgust muttering nasty things of video games made into movies and the falacy that was the Dungeons & Dragons movie, presses submit, turns off his monitor and goes to bed*
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07-25-05, 06:43 PM
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#14 | | World Leader Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Well, Vyris, I just checked a couple of sites, because I didn't know who she was either, for Kristianna Loken. Maybe it is the camera or something, but she is a very nice looking girl.
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07-25-05, 08:25 PM
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#15 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
NEXT LAYONARA THE MOVIE!!!
*Laughs like a mad man till a vien pops and passes out*
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07-25-05, 08:27 PM
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#16 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
opening scene You see the hobbits from LOTR and then L him self rides over them with with a horse. He then tell the audance about the history of Layo and poof Camrea pans out and you see Hlint under seage with Ozy Flitting on the women.
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"The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is NOT fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... For I find I have no choice at all."
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07-25-05, 08:28 PM
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#17 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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Take that you baggens!
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07-28-05, 10:50 AM
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#18 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Jul 2005
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Laughing my off about this topic. especially the last two posts. Never played bloodrayne or dungeon siege so dunno what to say.
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07-28-05, 11:01 AM
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#19 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Bruno, CA
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
Umm role players(actors) role playing a role playing game. Err adventure... Ermm this is gonna suck. WHy don't they just make a fantasy movie period and leave RP out of it?
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07-28-05, 11:07 AM
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#20 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2004
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| RE: Uwe Boll must be stoped!!!
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Fista - 7/28/2005 4:50 PM
Laughing my off about this topic. especially the last two posts. Never played bloodrayne or dungeon siege so dunno what to say.
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