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#41 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do...
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|  Re: Rules for Dating my Daughter
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DMOE - 1/10/2007 11:59 AM ...As last year she was going to marry her female best friend I'm not worried.
| Hey, nuthin wrong with that! As long as they both grow up good looking and engage in plenty of healthy girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. *Pseudonym nods his approval*
| I think I have to hand in my guy card for saying that's awful (if, admittedly, with a big, goofy grin). Oh, and killing a guy with a metal SPORK is about as easy as one, two, tear out his carotids. As to the daughters? Heh. I have to say that tossing the gun was a bloody good idea. I'll have to do that, when I have kids.
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#42 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: CWU, Ellensburg, WA
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heh i remember this, i think Robin Williams made it. my code with my duaghter, and i'm actuaal gunna have this posted on the front door before the kid comes, in bold letters " KID READ BEFORE KNOCKING!" | | | | |
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#43 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005
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I am worried I got 3 daughters.. My oldest, she can protect herself. She did get kicked out of school for punching out a boy for snaping her bra strap. My youngest, she is to much of a handfull for any boy. But my middle one, I will have to tell the boy I know most of the cops in town and I am not affarid to use them :-) | | | | |
01-09-07, 10:34 PM
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#44 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Clio, MI
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| RE: Rules for Dating my Daughter
3 girls, 16, 13, and 12. Yes, spoons do work, but the best to do is sit at the table with a nutcracker cracking walnuts. The symbolism is never lost.
Remembering a quote from a movie I saw long ago:
"I am a Karate expert and know 100 ways to kill you"
"I only know one way to pull this trigger"
nuff said.
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01-09-07, 11:20 PM
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#45 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: CWU, Ellensburg, WA
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| RE: Rules for Dating my Daughter
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"I am a Karate expert and know 100 ways to kill you"
"I only know one way to pull this trigger"
nuff said.
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#46 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottingham, England
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Desicardo - 1/10/2007 1:34 AM "I am a Karate expert and know 100 ways to kill you" "I only know one way to pull this trigger" nuff said.
| lol! brilliant!
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When faced with martial artists who insist on 'showing off' about it I have always said I much prefer the 9mm martial art *winks* | | | | |
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#47 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern MN
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Soon the third guy drove up and approached the porch.
"Hi, my name is Chuck..." and the farmer shot him.
oh man..
good tips. *prints them out and posts them by the front door* My daughter just turned 17 last month ;p Unfortunately, I sold my only shotgun several years ago to man with a gun collection *shrugs* But I do own a lot swords, knives, and billy club.
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#48 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottingham, England
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DMOE - 1/10/2007 11:59 AM ...As last year she was going to marry her female best friend I'm not worried.
| Hey, nuthin wrong with that! As long as they both grow up good looking and engage in plenty of healthy girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. *Pseudonym nods his approval*
| *laughs* By the time my daughter has grown up good looking and is old enough to engage in such healthy girl sports as those you listed....
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01-10-07, 11:06 AM
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#49 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Re: Rules for Dating my Daughter
*splutters and wishes he could think of a retort*
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#50 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Thought of one!
Is someone EVER too old to enjoy the spectacle of two consenting ladies engaging in said aforementioned healthy pursuits?
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#51 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottingham, England
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*laughs* I don't know....Maybe you should ask her Father *winks*
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#52 | | Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chicago-ish
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| RE: Rules for Dating my Daughter
Walking a thin line here guys.
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#53 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Understood. *goes off and hides from Dorg, DMOE and especially Egoober!*
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#54 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottingham, England
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Understood *looks suitable chastised*
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I think I will avoid dating your daughter at all... not that Im afraid, but the age difference is simply too big, hah! or.. har! (Funny stuff by the way!) | | | | |
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#56 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jul 2004
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#57 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In a small cave on the second story of my house.
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#58 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Back in L-town
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I have this feeling I won't need to do much to protect my daughter from future potential boyfriends/girlfriends. Rather, I think it will have to be the other way around. She's 15 months old, and the second-youngest in a group of five kids at her day-care, the ages of the other kids ranging from 6 years to 10 months. Apparently, as I've been told, she's the bully. 
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