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09-28-05, 12:45 PM
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#1 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Over Yonder
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|  Chemistry
Â*hopes this hasn't been posted before* 
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol:WO
Atomic Weight: Don't even go there.
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Properties: Very Active. Highly Unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Element Name: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+/-50
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None Known. Possibly good methane source... Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and smells.
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09-28-05, 12:48 PM
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#2 | | World Creator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oakhurst, Ca.
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| RE: Chemistry
LOL | | | | |
09-28-05, 01:19 PM
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#3 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Northern CA Bay Area
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| RE: Chemistry
too good! | | | | |
09-28-05, 01:34 PM
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#4 | | Lich Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ft. Collins, CO
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LOL! thats great... especially after spending an hour and half in chemistry class...
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09-28-05, 11:03 PM
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#5 | | Gamemaster Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa
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LOL.....good one Tobias | | | | |
09-29-05, 08:08 AM
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#6 | | Goblin Welp Join Date: Sep 2005
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| RE: Chemistry
...shouldnt the womans symbol be XX....if the mens is XY......
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09-29-05, 08:15 AM
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#7 | | Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chicago-ish
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| RE: Chemistry
Ah, Chemistry....
Some of the best naps in my life were due to college Chemistry. | | | | |
09-29-05, 12:57 PM
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#8 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Sep 2005
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Bah, I was going to take Chemistry this year, since I've been suffering from lack of sleep lately.... | | | | |
09-30-05, 05:33 AM
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#9 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richardson, Texas, United States, GMT-6
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Um... Maybe, because the element "Human" with its three sub-elements, are always impure... -- You get the idea... -- er, the whatever it is....
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09-30-05, 05:44 AM
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#10 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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When I did chemistry at school, we only had four elements:
Air
Fire
Water
Earth
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09-30-05, 05:45 AM
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#11 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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there is no such thing as subelements... *sighs*
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10-02-05, 03:44 AM
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#12 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richardson, Texas, United States, GMT-6
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Should I have said "isotopes" then?
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10-02-05, 06:40 AM
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#13 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix
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I was so good in Chemistry I used to have then entire perodical table memorized, and not just the names mind you.
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10-02-05, 06:54 AM
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#14 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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Isotopes is better yes. But then again isotopes have different wieght and life times, but the chemical properties are very similar.
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10-02-05, 06:58 AM
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You forgot to mention that some are more stable than others...but yeah, sounds about right Harloff | | | | |
10-02-05, 06:59 AM
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#16 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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That was what i meant with the life time part...
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10-04-05, 11:57 AM
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#17 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix
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That reminds me of Berklium and Einsteinium for some strange reason
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10-09-05, 02:55 AM
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#18 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England
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Chemistry I found boring too. I took it for GCSEs and got an A, so my chemisty teacher (Who kept commentating on my hair throughout the year I had him, everyday) loves me now, and I don't like him - he's annoying...
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haha, good one! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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