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Just for Fun A forum section to lighten your day with jokes, funny links, and things that make you laugh. Keep them clean and remember this is a family server.


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Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

There are also years of sage advice and commentary on role-playing, gaming and online community development stored in these forums. If camaraderie is what you seek, we offer that too. Our community is as active and supportive as you're likely to find on the internet. In short, these forums are a resource for you to use for whatever purpose or project brought you here.

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Old 09-30-05, 10:20 PM #1
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Our children were playing this morning, usual kids stuff. Suddenly the four year started singing. Guess what it was she was singing? <FONT SIZE=12> They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard </FONT SIZE> What am I to do? this cant be happenening, I had only just got over last episode. Now it has returned with a vengence to haunt me, through a poor unsuspecting child... Help! That melody, the tiny sounding Kazoo, the vision of Legolas forming a hook in your mind to ensnare you in its catchy awfullness. I think Im off to lie down in a darkened room
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Old 10-01-05, 03:10 AM #2
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

I have one suggestion:

Teach them the badger song!

*runs away laughing maniacally and ducking from any projectiles*
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Old 10-01-05, 04:08 AM #3
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

Alright, here's what you do (all though you may get some Human Rights Activists on your case)....bind and gag them, and make them promise never to sing it again.

OR

show them the Llama song. That'll wipe the Isengard thing outta they're minds, and they wont be able to sing fast enough for the llama song, so your good!
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Old 10-01-05, 09:37 AM #4
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

Doesn't matter if they can't sing fast enough... then all the lyrics are forgotten except one... Llama.

So, it becomes...

Llama llama llama llama, llama llama llama llama, llama llama llama llama, llama llama Duck.

Which isnt much better than the isengard song
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Old 10-01-05, 09:53 AM #5
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

here is my idea...try this song instead..

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/51/Kitty+Cat+Dance
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Old 10-01-05, 11:46 AM #6
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I wouldn't do that. That's 10X worse than Hobbits |-)
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Old 10-01-05, 12:53 PM #7
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

Is it wrong that I've seen the Llama song so many times that I can actually sing almost the entire thing? *blushes*
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Old 10-01-05, 02:09 PM #8
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*nods* yes it is very wrong

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Old 10-01-05, 03:54 PM #9
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Default RE: No, this cant be happening....

Haha, my friend and I had a duet of the llama song in the locker room a couple days ago. I saw rage filter into everyones eyes, as if they wanted to kill us....Still, it was fun
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Old 10-01-05, 03:56 PM #10
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Its okay, the same thing happens to me...

llama llama duck...
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Old 10-01-05, 06:01 PM #11
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Mmmm...I like that kazoo'd version of the LotR theme....btw, what's that theme called anyways? o.O
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Old 10-02-05, 06:47 AM #12
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Seriously though, my friends at school are about ready to kill 'cause of how much i sing both the hobbit song and the llama song. In fact, one of my friends slapped me the other day when I ws singing the song. Then i showed it to him, and now he has it stuck in this head

A few days ago we had some german exchange students come to our school, and naturally we decicded to show them the llama and hobbit song. Of course, they left knowing all the words of the llama song. Was pretty funny.
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