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#1 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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|  To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
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#2 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
People really, really, really, need to get over themselves.
I hate politically correct stuff. I think I'm going to go out at count MANhole covers today.
Vyris the DWARF.
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#3 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2005
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
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Vyris - 10/17/2005 3:47 PM
People really, really, really, need to get over themselves.
I hate politically correct stuff. I think I'm going to go out at count MANhole covers today.
Vyris the DWARF.
| Ah but then men aren't covered by political correctness - so MANholes is ok for a sewer cover. | | | | |
10-17-05, 03:56 AM
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#4 | | Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chicago-ish
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
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Vyris - 10/17/2005 3:47 PM People really, really, really, need to get over themselves. I hate politically correct stuff. I think I'm going to go out at count MANhole covers today. Vyris the DWARF.
| Ah but then men aren't covered by political correctness - so MANholes is ok for a sewer cover.
| I believe they're "supposed" to be called: Personnel Access Hatches
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10-17-05, 06:07 AM
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
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Vyris - 10/17/2005 3:47 PM People really, really, really, need to get over themselves. I hate politically correct stuff. I think I'm going to go out at count MANhole covers today. Vyris the DWARF.
| Ah but then men aren't covered by political correctness - so MANholes is ok for a sewer cover.
| I believe they're "supposed" to be called: Personnel Access Hatches
...or some nonsense like that.
| But that might offend all of the hatches out there. We must find another non-offensive name for it! I say we call everything 'that'. No one can be offended by 'that'. Every person will no be called 'them' or 'they'. This way 'they' cannot be offended when we call on 'them'. That is Political Correctness taken to its logical end. It's ridiculous isn't it?
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#6 | | Goblin Welp Join Date: Jul 2005
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Ummm arnt there realy giants? | | | | |
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
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Dorganath - 10/17/2005 9:56 AM Quote:
Wintersheart - 10/17/2005 8:51 AM Quote: |
Vyris - 10/17/2005 3:47 PM People really, really, really, need to get over themselves. I hate politically correct stuff. I think I'm going to go out at count MANhole covers today. Vyris the DWARF.
| Ah but then men aren't covered by political correctness - so MANholes is ok for a sewer cover.
| I believe they're "supposed" to be called: Personnel Access Hatches
...or some nonsense like that.
| But that might offend all of the hatches out there. We must find another non-offensive name for it! I say we call everything 'that'. No one can be offended by 'that'. Every person will no be called 'them' or 'they'. This way 'they' cannot be offended when we call on 'them'. That is Political Correctness taken to its logical end. It's ridiculous isn't it?
| As one of "them", I personally take great exception to you lumping us in with "they".Â
"They" used to be part of "them", but "they" eventually thought they were too good for "them," and so "they" went and formed their own group. Sadly, "they" tried to retain the prestige of their former association with "them," and in doing so, "they" brought shame and disgrace to "them" wherever "they" went. "They" did a bit of "this" and a lot of "that"...which was ultimately the one thing that "they" should never have done. "They" tried to come back to "them" once, but "they" refused to mend their ways. Mark my words: "they" will never again be allowed among the ranks of "them". Ever.
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#8 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Reno, NV
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
As a member of "We", "We" take great offense at being excluded from "Them". "We", being a subgroup of "Us", are truely sad that "We" can not be members of "Them" or "They". Please refrain from the exclusion of the global organization "Us" in the future, and do not discriminate against those individualists among "Us" that prefer to be called "You".
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10-17-05, 01:35 PM
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#9 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
'I' am offended by individualists that like to be referred to as 'You'. What makes 'You' any better than 'Me'? 'Who' made 'You' better than 'Me' anyway? 'I' for one think that 'You' should step back in line and be counted like the rest of 'Us'. Any more of this individualist thinking and 'We' will be forced to have our lawyers sue 'You'
Stop thinking for yourself and become one with the herd!
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I shut my eyes to not go blind
Things I can\'t see I see in my mind
Now the passing clouds of rain
Will surely pass me by
Poor is the man
Who believes his own lie
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#10 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Provence, France
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
They're called WTAs: waste transite accesses, Gaaaad! WE are so dissapointed in ye tsk, tsk  . And political correctness should take a flying leap down one 
Yet being a member of the underground movement of freedom fighers: FLNJB (in french but our movement grows, cells around the world will sprout, we will be VICTORIOUS)!!! It gladdens me to see the explotation of our friends the garden dwarves beeing stopped and when we WE are strong we will come to rescue YOU as well, gnomes. This WE pledge ye, aye!
FREE LAWN DWARVES
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#11 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
Freemanb I greatly suggest getting rid of that link.. there was a.... "nasty" picture that well offened me when I randomly clicked a link. I can't read what it is..
PS I have a small army ((20+)) of "Liberated" lawn gnomes/dwarves in the woods behind my land hehe
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10-18-05, 05:32 AM
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#12 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Provence, France
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
Yeah just took it off, had to click everything one by one, t'ill I found what you were talking about. Sorry, I missed that and allright fer yer dwarf liberations
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#13 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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| RE: To all those that have dwarf characters - Beware
Wait wait wait... the drama production was in PANTOMIME! How can a mime call a dwarf a gnome?!
*shakes his head in disbelief*
Besides, isn't "Gnome" derogatory for jewish and swiss bankers who supposedly defrauded the Bank of England? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_of_Zurich
Apparantly to be politically correct, one must hate the Swiss rather than little people.  | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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