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Just for Fun A forum section to lighten your day with jokes, funny links, and things that make you laugh. Keep them clean and remember this is a family server.


Welcome to the Layonara forums!

Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

There are also years of sage advice and commentary on role-playing, gaming and online community development stored in these forums. If camaraderie is what you seek, we offer that too. Our community is as active and supportive as you're likely to find on the internet. In short, these forums are a resource for you to use for whatever purpose or project brought you here.

We're confident that you will find what you are looking for, and likely, substantially more.

Please be our guest and browse around the forums which are available to you. As you do, keep in mind that you are sampling only a portion of what Layonara has to offer. Membership in our community is free, and allows you to establish a Layonara identity to pose your questions and share your thoughts on the forums. When you join you'll also be able to communicate privately to other members (PMs), establish and respond to polls, upload and download content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free. So please. join our community today!
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Old 10-27-05, 02:43 PM #41
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like licking his own elbow and doing nosestands....
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Old 10-27-05, 02:44 PM #42
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and walking into walls only to find himself on the roof.
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Old 10-28-05, 06:14 AM #43
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He decided to use these magical abilities to continue onwards with his adventure...To find his arm...
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Old 10-28-05, 06:17 AM #44
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seeing that the witch had suffocated in the jar she had been caught in earlier he sat there for a few minutes wondering what he should do now....
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Old 10-28-05, 06:19 AM #45
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"Let's go on" They all said in unison. And they did...They traveled across the desert to find...
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Old 10-28-05, 06:22 AM #46
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a baby dragon....
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Old 10-28-05, 11:22 AM #47
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named puff
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Old 10-28-05, 02:27 PM #48
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who is very friendly and helps the group cook their dinner....

(sorry, typed the wrong their. i wrote there )
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Old 10-28-05, 02:51 PM #49
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of dried seaweed, coconuts and many tiny bananas.
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Old 10-29-05, 07:21 AM #50
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During the feast, the tiny banana's exploded in rage as they were being eaten! And started to shout about Bobby and company!
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Old 10-29-05, 08:17 AM #51
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but a little fat kid came out of nowhere and ate them....
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Old 10-29-05, 02:14 PM #52
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...only to attempt to eat poor Bobby!
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Old 10-29-05, 02:57 PM #53
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when the fat kid was done bobby had lost his last leg
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Bobby was still completely furious and kept yelling "I can still bite you"...


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Old 10-29-05, 11:33 PM #55
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and with that bobby used his nose to do a nose flip and.....
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Old 10-29-05, 11:42 PM #56
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Bobbys oldest brother Elvis slapped bobby in the face "pull yourself together man, it is only a leg you know" he shouted...
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Old 10-30-05, 10:24 AM #57
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Bobby pulled himself together, tried to stand up firm, but realized he had no legs and cried for the next 3 1/2 hours.
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Old 10-31-05, 11:48 AM #58
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"I'm a freak!" Bobby shouted...Elvis then replied with..."No your not, because - (Someone continue)"
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Old 10-31-05, 01:41 PM #59
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*points at Leolaka* THAT'S A FREAK!...*the elf then cries and runs off*..., Bobby felt better after the boost of confidence but still....
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he seemed moody. Bobby's younger brother Cladious had been away for some time and returned with a wheel barrow, "I figured it was easier if we could drive you around" he just said...
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Old 11-01-05, 02:04 PM #61
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and so for the next three hours Bobby and his brother had fun running in circles with the wheel barrows until...
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Bobby fell out of the wheelbarrow thinking he broke his leg, and realised he didn't have any legs. Bobby rolled down the nearby hill and the company chased him calling out to slow down - at the bottom of the hill they found a...
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