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called "monkey see, monkey do" featuring Britney Spears as host, unfortunately the Bobby monkey refused to work under these conditions...
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11-07-05, 10:40 PM
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#82 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Denmark
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but he had signed the contract with secret ninja honour and cried out in despair as he realized that
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11-07-05, 11:08 PM
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#83 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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Suddenly the monkey got an idea and called the emperor of Japan, "hello mister emperor of Japan man, will you please order me to commit harikiri?" he pleaded...
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11-08-05, 04:53 AM
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#84 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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The Emperor was at a loss for words, having left his druidic animal ear in his other inventory screen. |  | | |
11-08-05, 06:19 AM
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#85 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Denmark
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so he just gave the monkey a GF-9000X.MEGA-BIT-NUCLEAR-Toaster with flying sheeps included and said, "merry christmas!" | | | | |
11-08-05, 06:22 AM
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#86 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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Having an intelligence of 12 the bobby monkey decided to ask for a human ear, having been a human in his dreams for long...
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11-08-05, 08:02 AM
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time but he was refused as his character development thread wasn't good enough... | | | | |
11-08-05, 01:37 PM
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#88 | | World Leader Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Europe, GMT +1
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even in his dreams. Deeply troubled bobby-monkey gazed at the many moons and stars shedding a tear as his eyes swepped across the welkin, if only... | | | | |
11-08-05, 01:42 PM
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#89 | | Beholder Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: England
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he had a brain.. | | | | |
11-08-05, 01:46 PM
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#90 | | World Leader Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Europe, GMT +1
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then maybe he wouldn't be sitting drooling on a rock trying to contemplate his cruel fate... | | | | |
11-09-05, 03:58 AM
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Then the bobby monkey got a new idea, perhaps some of the other monkeys in the show hadn't made a secret ninja oath, he set out to ask them one...
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11-09-05, 04:23 AM
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#92 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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to which Michealangelo replied, "Silly monkey, Ninjitsu is for turtles, dude!" | | | | |
11-09-05, 04:28 AM
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#93 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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"AHA!!" The Bobby monkey said, he packed his things and went to Yale for 5 years to study "secret ninja codes" in order to see if they where legally binding for monkeys...
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11-09-05, 07:18 AM
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Unfortunately he ended up being sewed for his monkey manners, spending most of the five years trying to counter a nasty army of lawyers... | | | | |
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#95 | | Giant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere in the trees.. *aiming*
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In his despair he cried out for help and LO, from a cloud of smoke, came the King of Monkeys.
Looking over poor bobby, thin with stress and dishevelled from having no grooming partners, he rubbed his chin thoughtfully and spoke....
You make a very poor monkey, back to human for you....*poof* | | | | |
12-03-05, 12:47 PM
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#96 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richardson, Texas, United States, GMT-6
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Then Bobby thanked the monkey king as he slipped in some whey that was left over from the changing. Bobby then found himself back in his own time, and never knew that he now had the ability to fly...
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12-09-05, 04:14 PM
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#97 | | Goblin Welp Join Date: Nov 2005
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As well as x-ray vision, lazer eyes, super strength and an uncanny allergic reaction to cryptonite. | | | | |
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#98 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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No, Bobby was a daredevel, jumping off of buildings and making craters into the pavement; all the while he thought that he was just really really lucky. | | | | |
12-10-05, 08:34 AM
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but these happy times would soon find an end...
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12-10-05, 07:04 PM
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For Bobby unwittingly did not look before he lept, and he dove into a dumptruck FULL of kryptonite! | | | | |
12-11-05, 10:38 PM
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#101 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Denmark
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Britney Spears looked back over her shoulder and could see bobby twist and turn in pain "So you didn't want to be a part of my show, I'll teach you..." she mumbled and stepped on the gas.
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