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Just for Fun A forum section to lighten your day with jokes, funny links, and things that make you laugh. Keep them clean and remember this is a family server.


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Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

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Old 10-21-05, 11:45 AM #1
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Alright, just had this idea of making up a story, used to do this ALOT in drama. Alright, what we do is - we all write one sentence each at a time and just add whereever you feel is right, but the story must flow.

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There was once a boy named Bobby.
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Old 10-21-05, 12:25 PM #2
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Who ate one stone of starchy foods over the course of two days every three hundred days.
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Old 10-21-05, 01:07 PM #3
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And twice on mondays, he would swim in a pool of lime jello.
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Old 10-21-05, 01:13 PM #4
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Not to mention warp into his classroom of chaos every ten thousandth day of the minute.
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that doesn't flow...
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Old 10-21-05, 11:10 PM #6
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*Frowns* Obiously you have never done this, it's GOT to be a story, not warping or eating something over a period of years, Maybe the character gets something like an enchanted spade and goes to the zoo, and anything the spade touches turned into monkies.
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Quote:
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Alright, just had this idea of making up a story, used to do this ALOT in drama. Alright, what we do is - we all write one sentence each at a time and just add whereever you feel is right, but the story must flow.

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There was once a boy named Bobby.
Who lost his arms in battle
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Old 10-22-05, 07:00 AM #8
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He had five brothers and sisters.
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Can the arms grow back in fifty years? :P
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Old 10-23-05, 01:32 PM #10
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Those brothers and sisters, started a quest in search of his arms.
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He sister was tuned into a hollow shell of armor.
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The reason for this? Is because she touched a Halfling's gold piece....
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which he stole from an old dwarf.....
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...who was sitting on a glowing rock yelling "Har!' at everyone who walked by.
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Bobby travels with his siblings to speak with the dwarf
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who greets them with a tankard of ale
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and a hearty "What d'ye want!", waving his tankard wildly.
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Then a passersby asks, "What is with the tablecloth that floats in the inn?"
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Old 10-26-05, 01:50 AM #19
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Ignoring the passerby, Bobby asks the old dwarf, "How can I turn her back into human?"
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"Here!" said the old dwarf, he chucks ale all over Bobby.
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Bobby got mad and attacked the dwarf.
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