Suggestions for Roleplay/Fantasy Text

[orth]

I know there were many suggestions in this thread, some of them were coined by specific individuals, others are more generic, but we're going to be placing them on our gear as well. If you have any reason to believe you have exclusive rights to these slogans/phrases and do not want them on our shirts, speak up.

Otherwise if you have any new ones, feel free to reply to this thread. The key issue we need here is that it has to be RP, Fantasy, MMO generic. We're trying to appeal to a larger audience to help sustain your world.

Thank you for any input.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

By all means, use my Lost Item: Sleep image. In fact, let me go rustle up a better-quality one.

On a side-note, I'm glad to see that this is actually becoming a real possibility. I was unable to scrape together the money (and keep it scraped together) for my own somewhat over-ambitious attempt.

[orth]

Thanks Stephen, we won't be using images though for this sort of thing, these will all be in a standard font, black on white/light, white on dark.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Well, feel free to use the text, then.

[Talan Va'lash]

Pink and purple boxers and panties that say simply, "Xeen" on the front.

Edible would be best.

[Nibor21]

Layonara. Been there. Killed that. This is the T-shirt.

[Talan Va'lash]

Who had that quote about "extreme archeology" in their sig? Is that from something else or is it original? Would be a good one hehe

[Talan Va'lash]

the results of a brainstorming session in IRC. True to the intent of a brainstorming session, most of these ideas are quite bad. A couple are good, as is shown by people going "haha" and et cetera in response. I've highlighted some that I thought were more usable in hot pink.

Acacea: • Acacea groans
[01:51a] SongOfTheWeave: how about.. the brassier of elemental summoning?
[01:52a] SongOfTheWeave: Boxers that have the thumbs up dwarf saying "Nice Arse"
[01:52a] SongOfTheWeave: "I drink two ales in the morning, I drink two ales at night...."
[01:55a] SongOfTheWeave: "Corath: Skull Lickers Unite!"
[01:55a] SongOfTheWeave: "AFK"
[01:56a] SongOfTheWeave: hahaha not really so much about Layo but mmo's... a shirt that just says "LFG" would be funny
[01:57a] SongOfTheWeave: (a picture of a paladin smiting something) "Toran's Paladins, Reach out and touch someone."
[01:58a] Witch: Right...
[01:58a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm brainstorming here. get involved.
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "NWN, where the women are busty, the men are muscled and all the drow are CG."
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "Are you an NPC?"
[01:59a] Acacea: Think that goes for fantasy in general..
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "I am an NPC."
[01:59a] Witch: haha
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: come on acacea! get brainstorming!
[02:00a] SongOfTheWeave: "4th level geek"
[02:00a] Witch: "I've played Layonara for three years and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
[02:00a] SongOfTheWeave: good good, keep em going
[02:01a] SongOfTheWeave: "My mouse hand is cold."
[02:01a] DMOE: Oh the gods save me from small children excited by a small rodent
[02:01a] SongOfTheWeave: "Challenge rating: Impossible"
[02:02a] DMOE: "My other PC is an elf"
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: "I an elf, I just had ear reduction surgery."
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: *I"m
[02:03a] Witch: "18charisma in the flesh"
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: hah!
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: "Strength is my dump stat."
[02:03a] Acacea: Or CHA...
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "I should have invested my skillpoints in Knowledge (find girlfriend)"
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "I've got nerd appeal baby."
[02:04a] Witch: "Ever had 20dex in bed?"
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "Chicks dig elves"
[02:04a] DMOE: Well of course baby chickens dig elves *snickers*
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: quiet you
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: yeah the dump stat ones could be for anything
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm going to post this log after we're done
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: so lets get at lest 20 more
[02:06a] DMOE: Is that just 20 more or 20 more actual good ones people might buy?
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: 20 more
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: this is brainstorming
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: which means 97% is %#&@ but there are probably some goods ones but we'll figure out which are which later
[02:07a] SongOfTheWeave: "Ruleslawyer"
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: hah! "LG" "NG" "CG" "LN" "TN" "CN" "LE" "NE" "CE"
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: one shirt with big letters of each alignment like that
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: get your favourite alignment
[02:08a] Acacea: Or mood for the day *nods a few timeS*
[02:09a] Acacea: hehe
[02:09a] SongOfTheWeave: it's obscure enough that people wouldn't be embarassed to wear it in public if they're afraid of geeking out!
[02:09a] SongOfTheWeave: yep
[02:09a] Witch: "*charmperson*"
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: "RL is hard!"
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: lol
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: "I'm not a zombie, I just don't get much sleep. Please don't turn me."
[02:11a] SongOfTheWeave: "The trick to dealing with the undead, is whap 'em with a big stick."
[02:13a] SongOfTheWeave: (dwarf female picture) "Real women have beards."
[02:13a] SongOfTheWeave: or the dwarf male picture, it's all good
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: (front) Holy Sh- (back) -adon
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: okay.. thats totally lame
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm done for now

[EdTheKet]

"Your Destiny Awaits"

"www.layonara.com"

[Honora]

*reads the brainstorming session and laughs her buns off*

I would buy "Dex was my dump stat" in a heartbeat .

[elizaforong]

"Layonara Widow"

"I see undead things."

[Kindo]

Some of the slogans in another thread might work for this.

MJZ added: "I have not been on a weight-loss program this effective since the Diablo Diet!"

[MJZ]

But it that would have to be reworded for a T-shirt...

I would buy this one in a heart beat: "Challenge rating: Impossible" >D Muaha

Same goes for "AFK" and "I am an NPC"

Great stuff!

[Tobias]

I would love to see. "Deathwards are fer Pansy's!" Then on the back have
"The final anguish of death is too much for your spirit and your soul has departed to another place. The memory of your action and deeds will live on in the history of Layonara." or just "Splat!"