Commoner, Tavern Patron One Liners - CLOSED

[Talan Va'lash]

- One line of dialogue each.
- No player interaction (i.e. the player doesn't get any responses.)

These are random one shot responses that the player gets when they click to talk to an unimportant ambiance NPC. For examples of what I'm looking for go to the test mod and talk to the commoners that wander around Orc's Watch.

There is no minimum or maximum contribution here and anyone can contribute.

Commoners will wander around North Point, Orc's Watch, Willow's Weep and North Point Outskirts.
Tavern Patrons will be found in Taverns (NP and OW have the only taverns.)

If you submit a location specific one liner please specify the location it should be used (one of the above) and whether its a taven patron one liner or a commoner one liner. There can (and will) be some overlap between locations and type (commoner/tavern patron) as generic ones can be used anywhere, but I've set it up so seperately so we can have ones that only appear in certain locations or from certain types of NPCs.

[Lalaith Va'lash]

Orc's Watch: To one of the Male/Female Commoners or Guardsadd
"That bloody halfling! I know it was her.... been planting flowers in the tomatoes again!"
*smiles* It will make sense later - I promise ;)

[Lalaith Va'lash]

Small child in North Point:
"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty..." ;
"Shine yer shoes for two coppers Mister/Miss" ;
"*She walks around with her face to the sky* One day, I will seeTeh Birdlord fly by, one day"
"*She giggles and wanders off*"
Commoner in OW:
"They say the Library in North Point has many answers, go to the library they say... pfft. I don't think the library can answer this"
Commoner:
"They say The Harper is one of the prettiest elves you know, oh, but don't make her mad."
"Everybody knows The Bard? What did he mean he didn't know what I was talking about"

[Lalaith Va'lash]

The commoners in North Point need a little more to say. Anybody can throw a few lines up here.

[Lalaith Va'lash]

NP:
"Blasted theif! Steal my grandmama's ring will ya? Let's just see what the captain has to say about that."
Tavern Patron:
"Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink"
"<CUSTOM20001>*Singing.*<CUSTOM20000> "Well, AAaand if I had a gold coin, a SHIiiney little COIN..."

[miltonyorkcastle]

If you even need these anymore, here are a couple:


"Did I just see Camilla wearing a frog for a hat?"

"Mmmm... cheese...."

"Ye gods! Did you just dig yourself out of a pig troff?"

"By the grapes of Xeen, you're a pretty one!"

"Lucinda this, Lucinda that. The only thing interesting she ever did was have an affair with Corath."

"Ever had a knuckle sandwich?"

"So, the first one's killer, but if you have one, you've got to have a second."

"I'd stop staring if you ever wore something besides that metal bikini."

"You only thought you were that lucky."

"You, sir, have a funny nose, if I do say so myself."

and last but not least,

"But... why is the RUM gone?"

okay, okay, so that one is probably copyrighted or something, but i just couldn't help myself.

[Lalaith Va'lash]

hehe, these are Great! Thanks Milt.
Now, any interest in making some of our Caravan dialouges more intersted? *nudges him*
apparently Sara has a thing for the gnome.

[Talan Va'lash]

moved to bug reports to remind myself and for public access

[Talan Va'lash]

Everything more recent than 10/13/2006 not yet implemented

[Lalaith Va'lash]

These have all been implemeneted, correct?

[Talan Va'lash]

oh yeah, I did these and forgot to post.

Done and this thread is closed (not accepting any new submissions)