Stump say Hi

[Redhawk]

*a tattered and stained piece of paper, held to the board with the broken shaft of an arrow*
*written in heavy block letters, a crude handwriting that requires you several minutes of study to discern*

me Stump
big haf jient
u c stump say hi
giv stump time
No hav voys
hav 2 talk wit hands
al nis people liyk u veree much
stump strong liyk ox
gud wit wepon
U b hapee hav stump on travels
tanks 4 al help so far

[xXDenizeNXx]

*Geddrin walks into the Surge after a Long day at the forge and Spots a Big Half Giant named Dimmy scratching his head while looking at a tattered and stained peice of paper held to the board with a broken arrow shaft.
"Wort ye dooin ther ladee?" Geddrin asks the Behometh.
"Nice mans say Dimmy shuld reed leta. But ummm Dimmy not reed okays."
"Well 'ere lad this is wort it says, me Stump big haf jient"
"Heeeeey Dimmy Half a Giant too!" Claps hands.
" Aye ladee thet ye are! Anyways it gooes on lad... u c stump say hi giv stump time No hav voys hav 2 talk wit hands."
"Him talkin wiff 'ands? Him clever!"
"Aye ladee e mus be, ther be more yet lad.... al nis people liyk u veree much stump strong liyk ox."
"Dimmy strong like Ox too*cheers* Dimmy chuck cow."
"Aye ladee thet ye are, Well ifn ye stop ya gabbin I be finishin wort the lad 'ere says okay?"
"Dimmy sowee."
"Thets okay ladee, quiet now and I'll finish it fer ye.... gud wit wepon U b hapee hav stump on travels tanks 4 al help so far. And that's all it says lad, he be a fione feller thet stump. Met im the ovva dey."
" Tank youse nice small mans." Dimmy says hugging Geddrin.
" Och! Now lad noo too squishy liokes! Har! Aww ta heck wit it come 'ere!" Gives the gentle giant a hardy slap on the back whilst recieving the 'dimmy hug'."Ifn ye want ta say anyfin to 'im lad I plan on replyin liokes." Geddrin said recieving another hug for his efforts. " Och Lad come now folks will start ta talk! Dwarfs dun hug liokes Lad Och! Ye overgrown lump PUT MEH DOON! HAR!" .............

A note is pinned underneath the tattered one, written in fine handwriting but upon a soot and grease covered parchement is the following....
Och! Geddrin 'ere lad. It noo been a problem 'elping ye oot Ladee. Ye take gud care o yeself and dun let no wun be pushin ye round liokes. Ye come an see ole Geddrin ifn they doo. I gots meh a novva lieke yeself name o Dimmy 'ere wants ta say sumfin so i'll write it as best i kin noo much o a translator liokes har! , Dimmy say hello big feller, Dimmy strong like Ox too! Dimmy got big weapon and likes to throw darts. Do you play hide and go seek? Or tag? Dimmy good racer too. When Dimmy sees you he will say Hi okey kays? See ya Big mans, Well lad ifn ye need anything just ask and i'll see ye aboots the tooen.
Geddrin Swifthammer, Hammer o Dorand and Dimmy Waterford, Half Giant Fighter o Vorax.

......Geddrin wipes a salty tear from his eye as the Gentle Half Giant Dimmy leaves the surge. Geddrin mumbles to himself, 'A novva fione lad, ifn ther only beh more lioke them twoo roun these parts ther be no bludy War!' A Half Orc looks over suspicously at the Dwarf in his unguarded moment.
"Wort ye lookin at Puss brains? Cannae ye see thet A fellers tryin ta read ovva 'ere ya big Dung fer brains!" The red faced Dwarf threatened. " Och! I be getting too soft! Oi Bartenner ! Give meh an ale!"
"Git it yerself shorty yer legs made fer show or sumfin?"
" HAR! Gud wun! " ..................................................

[Redhawk]

*new peice of maybe it's paper, maybe it's a piece of animal skin, covered in bloody fingerprints, the same original almost indecipherable handwriting*
no shinees plez
stump smash lota tings
tings drop shinies an sometimes uter tings
stump liyk giv uter tings away
stump no use uter tings
stump c u give ting u
no shinees
u tayk if u want
just say tank u
no shinees

stump