Mes be Gaks. Me wites dis.
Me see lots people witing, and Beli says me shoulds wites to.
So mes be Gaks.....me be big smasher.
Me runs from mines and escapes.....and runs all ways to Hlints. Hlints mys home now.
Beli and Tharks helps Gak when Gaks arrived. Dey be nice.....and train Gaks to smash tings. Now Gak be big smasher!
Me meets lots nice people in Hlints, but sums be stwange. Me learns lots from dem.
Me alsos sees lot others Half-Giantees.....but dey not escapes from mines.....dey lives heres in Hlints. One be big Druidy giant.....him shows Gaks stwange tings......says der Gods watches Gak all time. Me hopes dey not watch when Gak go toilet.
Me wite more laters......me go smashes now.