Since we have funny BG quotes.. what about RL?.. anything funny?
At work:
Michael: "Hey!... Alma.. look at this."
Alma: "hmm?... What?... I'm sorry.. it's just too hard to hear it and see it at the same time."
Michael: "......" *blink*
At play:
Player1: "I love bald people."
Player2: "yeah? here's my pic"
Plater1: "Wow! you'd be hot with no hair!"
Player2: "I'm neva' gonna cut my long ass hair!"
Moderator: "Your long-what hair?"
At home:
Michael: "Man... Steve's not been himself in a while"
Scott: "Yeah.. he's just moody lately"
Stephen: "He hasn't been in the mood for TWO MONTHS!"
Micahel: ".....um...."
Stephen: "Hmmm... maybe that was TOO enthusiastic"