Dear Boerger, uhm, the execution thingy?

[hawklen]

Hi! I dont know you, but I heard you are going to kill some people. Can you wait a few days? I can't make it, and I would like to watch. I heard turqy was going to be hung too! I know him! He relieved himself on my topaz cave! He's not that bad. Why are you killing them?

Thanks! T'ashr

[EdTheKet]

Dear Sir,
Our wise lord and ruler does unfortunately not have the time to deal with your request personally, it will be handled by the 7th clerk of the 5th administrative division. You can expect a reply within 2 months. Your claim of knowing one of the perpetrators will be subject of investigation as well.
We trust to have informed you sufficiently with this.
*official stamp*

[hawklen]

SIR!?! I AM NOT A SIR! I am a girl!! I just know turqy because he relieved himself on my topaz cave!! Does Boerger know he employ's blind morons?!?

Hugs and kisses - T'ashr

*drawing of the laughing hand, directed at the pompous official*