I had a couple of of real funny encounters with DMs lately. Today I was on Dragon Islands with a group of adventures and we had some RP with an orc lady that was demanding gold from us. Lino refused to pay a tribute and attacked her. Soon after my character was suffering the effects of Harpy confusion, when he ran off from the group, and up to an orc chieften who said, "You in big trouble!" Still under the effects of harpy confusion, Boltar proceeded to impale the orc chieften with a skinning knife.
The day before, Boltar was in the red lights, helping "Red" Katrina mine some gems and get the over lord head, amazing enough she still needed that one. We come out of the over lord's chamber, and this goblin goes *Sniff* and in one slamming motion, Red's shield golem makes a nice goblin grease stain on the floor.
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