Hope you get back soon!
And before you claim your cat is more evil than mine, guess what I found today? She left me a little present on my car, coughed up a smelly furball that reeked of fishy death itself on the hood of my car! Even worse, it had baked and caked into a solid flapjack on the outside, and a bunch oozed into the fan vents to the air conditioner.
Needless to say, I got the deluxe car wash, a fan filter replacement and car air freshener first thing this morning!