Dwarven lasses ain't no beards only ta be properly recognized by da lesser races. Ain't dar fault fer da lesser races poor eye sight. Obviously, dey lessers ain't seen dar bosoms, nor dar feminine stature, nor clothen, or dey odder races be all jus daft an lackbrained.
Oie, dis beard shaven, fer our lasses, is becomen a trend. Oi missen a good beard ta be tuggen on.
Why us not be maken dar dainty elves an odder races shave dar women hairy scalps all smooth, an be leaven ours lasses alone?
Grympint Bloodbeard.