Acctually, every couple of months we get a similar type of thing. There was that guy with the hilarious bio that sounded like a NES final fantasy plot (complete with having to get your "magic up to level 30" before you could kill the boss.) All with similar (fake) bad spacing and punctuation.
But really, the Layo forums are no fun to troll, I mean, look at the responses. Patience and trying to be helpfull, the occasional nettiquitte or english lesson heh.
I pontificate below, in a piece I like to call "Troll Food"
"U N00b!!!!
4 tho u have nary a l33t thought in ur brain,
w3 w3lcom3 u to layonara.
4 I will pwn you for many frags.
W00t! I will cry as everyone goes OMG! in aw3 of my PwNage.
And then, I will die, after playing for 72 hours straight in a 24/7 internet cafe.
Thank you."