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Doc-Holiday

Spam
« on: November 04, 2005, 04:04:00 pm »
Spam is evil, spam is mean

spam tastes nothing like a jellybean


Spam is rotten, spam is gross

Spam makes me bitter and morrose


Spam is ugle, spam isn't clean

Spam is rotting in my spleen


Spam is square, spam is hard

Spam is mostly made of lard


Spam is there, it's on my plate

I ate spam and it was fate


Spam it's said, and Spam it's true

Spam will never be kind to you


Spam in cup, spam in bowl

Spam will make your intestins roll


Spam is salty, and never sweet

Spam is never a good Halloween Treat


Spam was nimble, Spam was quick

Spam doesn't cook on a candle stick


Spam when cold, Spam with beans

Spam corroded my favorite.... jeans?
 

Niles09

RE: Spam
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2005, 04:41:00 pm »
crazy, heh heh!
 

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RE: Spam
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2005, 04:50:00 pm »
Guess this should be moved to the Poetic License area. ;)
 

Gulnyr

RE: Spam
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2005, 05:20:00 pm »
You should seek immediate medical attention for that spleen problem, Doc.
 

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RE: Spam
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2005, 08:20:00 pm »
mum... Spam.. just cut it into slices, about 1/2 ince thick, toss em on the stove, lte em brown, toss them in between to slices of bread and.... VWLA! you have a free nice meal. mum mum
 

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    RE: Spam
    « Reply #5 on: November 04, 2005, 08:34:00 pm »
    I love spam!!! :-D
     

    HooD!uM

    RE: Spam
    « Reply #6 on: November 04, 2005, 08:44:00 pm »
    Spam comes out better smelling than it does going in...:)
     

    Doc-Holiday

    RE: Spam
    « Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 10:41:00 pm »
    Smell my flatualance and you will disagree