Spam is evil, spam is mean
spam tastes nothing like a jellybean
Spam is rotten, spam is gross
Spam makes me bitter and morrose
Spam is ugle, spam isn't clean
Spam is rotting in my spleen
Spam is square, spam is hard
Spam is mostly made of lard
Spam is there, it's on my plate
I ate spam and it was fate
Spam it's said, and Spam it's true
Spam will never be kind to you
Spam in cup, spam in bowl
Spam will make your intestins roll
Spam is salty, and never sweet
Spam is never a good Halloween Treat
Spam was nimble, Spam was quick
Spam doesn't cook on a candle stick
Spam when cold, Spam with beans
Spam corroded my favorite.... jeans?