Arrrrr!

[Doc-Holiday]

ARrr!

 Avast ye scurvy dogs! It be speak like a pirate day an I don hear the sweet sound of pirate talk! I'll have ye walk the plank if ye won't embrace yer inner swashbuckler Yarrr. Every September 19th is International "Talk-like-a-Pirate" day, Now give me an ARRRRR or i'll have ye scuttled and sent ta Davy Jones Locker Ha harrr!

[muaddib]

Oh ya i heard something about that on the radio on my way to work. One of the weirder days i have heard of.

[Doc-Holiday]

Yea had best have Arr in there matey... or I'll have ye keel hauled and run through me cannons as fodder Harrr!

[Leanthar]

Walk de plank matey, arrr.
  hehe.. Had fun with this day at work today.

[Dorganath]

Arrrr!  Th' scurvy rats I werk fer ne'er sed a bleedin' werd 'bout dis day.  Arrrr...They orta swing from th' yardarm 'til their necks is stretched fer dat!

[Tordec]

Arr... a bloody well day it beh, a day ta embrace ye inner pirate like meh. Har har.. a pirate tune ta share the mood, whatcha' say? Arr..

"I'm a crusty old pirate, I live by the sea
I say ARR! To me mates and they say ARR! To me
We'll sing a sea chantey and play the guitar
The swashbucklers favorite song ARR ARR ARR ARR

We sail the high seas and the small ones to boot
Just a bunch of old scallywags lookin' for loot
Where X marks the spot on the treasure map thar
With a heave! and a ho! and an ARR ARR ARR ARR

And it's yo ho ho And it's hoist the sail high
"Swab the deck";, says the captain The crew says, "AYE.
AYE!";
A happy swashbuckler will tell you point blank
He'd rather be swabbin' than walkin' the plank

The lookout first mate At the captains behest
Has climbed up the mast and he's in the crows nest
He's lookin' for ships with his binocular
And when he sees them he'll shout ARR ARR ARR ARR

You had best close your eyes when we sit down to eat
For manners are lost on a pirating fleet
We gobble our grub, slurp our grog from a jar
And when we are finished we'll ARR ARR ARR ARR

And it's yo ho ho And it's hoist the sail high
"Swab the deck";, says the captain The crew says, "AYE.
AYE!";
A happy swashbuckler will tell you point blank
He'd rather be swabbin' than walkin' the plank

There's a patch on me eye and there's stripes on me shirt
We're surrounded by water and still we find dirt
Our hats have three corners they're triangular
We wear them while singing our ARR ARR ARR ARR

When pirates sing, they sing boldly and proud
When pirates are sleeping they snore very loud
And when pirates laugh they say HAR DE HAR HAR!
The rest of the time they say ARR ARR ARR ARR

A Buccaneers' life is exciting and bold
it is a charming story that ought to be told
As I sit on the deck, to write me memoir
I open me log and write AR AR AR AR

And it's yo ho ho And it's hoist the sail high
"Swab the deck";, says the captain The crew says "AYE. AYE!";
Avast me hearties, you're the finst by far
We sail the high seas with our Arr Arr Arr Arr
We'll shiver me timbers , it's Arr Arr Arr Arr"

Han' meh an Ale, fur me throat beh sore, ta much singin fur meh I need ta be drunk su' more.

[Doc-Holiday]

Arr that be the soul of a pirate my matey... the very soul of a pirate *runs mauddib through with a saber and kicks him over* arrr that land luber needed to observe 'is vowels... his Arrrs and his Ayes.. HAR HAR HAR

[Magnulas]

Arrr! I no be part of thi stupid day! Oy ask meself "A pirate day? T'at be the most stupid ting I 'eared". Arr! Ye never get me te talk like thi mateys. Arr!

[Thak]

Har ye Dogs!

Why be pirates called pirates?

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because they arrr!

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Harhar that be an ol un but still a good un, tho

[Nom]

Could I please advise all of the above contributers to, the next time they are down at there video shop,  each rent a copy of Dodgeball.....

[cptoad]

arrrr !! ye land-lubber Nom *pokes him with a saber* time ya bein walkin the plank. arr haahaa!! * watchs him fall into the ocean* off ta davieslocker wit ya..

[jjkolb]

Where be a pirate's fav-rit place to eat?
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ARRRRR-BY's

[FraterAudcal]

Arrrr, what uh wunderful dai to have me burthday upon! Even though it be the 20th now, and um still talkin' like a pie-rat.

[Vellyn]

Since it be da 20th day o' da mont, I be senden to yas a belated .... AAAAAAAAARRRR!!