What custom item based upon a PC you know?

[Pen N Popper]

I'll start off

Zupzupzandzawe - Arrows w/ on-hit blindness.  This is for his battlecry of "Shoot 'em in the eye!"

[Nyralotep]

Heh, For Bjonigar, Armor that, on a hit, Stinking cloud, that is when Bjonigar gets hit.  

[Pseudonym]

For any priest/ess of Aeridin.

An emote upon successful hit - "Sorry, I Really didn't want to do that, You brought that hit upon yourself."

**Any fans of the movie Delirious out there?

[LordCove]

Just for amusement....

Cloak of Pleasant Conversation - Whilst worn, this cloak makes the wearer become exceptionally polite. That is to say.... the wearer can not resist from being accomodating, kind and courteous to any they meet regardless as to race or faith.

Give this to Muireann...hehe

Glove of Brage Bareknuckle - Worn by a reknowned bare-knuckled pit fighter, a skilled wizard who placed rather large bets on the fighter enchanted this glove to high proportions. The spell....kind of back-fired...to the point that any wearing it cannot help but constantly punch and pummel anyone who comes within close distance to them, despite them perhaps being unwilling to inflict any harm on the poor person who may wander by.

I think Alleina should have a pair
"Whack!"  "oh....sorry"  "Duff!"  " Eeesh....my bad"  " Smack!"  " Terribly sorry"

[Witch Hunter]

The Bottomless Bottle of Ale - Based on Sally Tempest

[Honora]

The Boots of Self-Incrimination:  When a PC attempts an unlawful act, the boots march them to the first authority of the law and force a confession!

*Jennara Creekskipper*

[ShiffDrgnhrt]

Okay, everyone remember that Sword in Baldur's Gate II:  Shadows of Amn that talked and was really annoying?  Well make it a Greatsword that cried "To the fight!" and complained about going into risky situations and you have...

Shiff Dragonheart

[Dalila]

But you know, the sword did not die nearly as much as Shiff does. *hugs*

[lonnarin]

Heh, For Bjonigar, Armor that, on a hit, Stinking cloud, that is when Bjonigar gets hit.  

lol, I actually did design the Ogre Leather stats way back...  Though Bjorn usually wears his Garb of the Made Man and makes his own wee little clouds with his dwarven fartitude check.

off the top of my head...

Rhynn: the Parisol of Town Crier Thumping- +5 to hit vs the town crier with no actual damage... it's just used to beat on him over and over screaming for him to shut up.  Has one casting/day of Weird just in case...

Acacea: Toe Rings of Headless Dodging- +4 reflex save to dodge decapitated
giant heads being bowled at your feet, and +4 to hit when kicking them back at the deranged dwarf lobbing them at you.

Klugger: Blessed Paper Bag of Improved Comeliness- Stick it over his head and presto!  The ogre's prettier now!

Jennera: Extra-Dimensional Chipper Shredder of Mass Donation:  Saves trips to the bank/trashbin by cleanly grinding up all donated magical items into an infinitely tiny space wherein all items are instantly converted into goldpieces for the charity of choice.

Ozymandius: The Pawnshop-u-copia: A magical pawnshop which never ever runs out of goldpieces no matter how many stacks of opals you sell him.

Zupzupzandaway: Earring of Haste or Tongue-Ring of Slow:  Magically speeds up your ears or slows down his tongue so that you can understand what he's saying whenhetalkslikeagnome.

Czukay: Dreaded Skull Lantern of Dystopia:  A dreaded skull lantern fueled only by the blood of thy enemies which casts fear and confusion 1/day

Ketibjorn: Bathrobe of Little-Women Seduction:  Grants +4 to amorous interactions with female characters less than 5 feet tall.  Comes with a matching eyepatch, newspaper and sherlock pipe.

Psuedonymn: Mystical Sundial of AEST to EST Conversion:  So that us folks here on the east coast of the US can finally make it to his quests at 6am

Skabot: Soul Patch Polish of Incredible Glibness: Grease it up all nice and shiny to a fine point and marvel your party with strangely believable allegations that you're Bloodstone's half-brother or that you just saw a chupacabra at the bar last weekend.  The more ludicrous and unbelievable the lie, the greater the bluff cheeck modifier.

[Gulnyr]

The Boots of Self-Incrimination:  When a PC attempts an unlawful act, the boots march them to the first authority of the law and force a confession!

*Jennara Creekskipper*

You know she would frown about that...

hehe

Edit: I think I must have been blocking this one out with some sort of psychological buffer the first time through the post; I am pleased beyond words that there are no Bathrobes of Little-Women Seduction.

[D Blaze]

Hehe, there is probably a weight limit involved too.
Said-women must weigh such and such lb. or greater for the item to affect them... this saves all the halfling and gnome ladies from incredible nightmares

[lonnarin]

Nah, I've seen Ket flirt with all womenfolk below 5 feet tall, regardless of weight.  If they're too skinny for him though, he teases them about it.  He just loves giving them horrible nightmares.

Bjorn on the other hand doesn't care in the least what size, weight or race his women are... as long as they cook.

[Fatherchaos]

Mask of Sigilian Chant: When wearing this mask any speech spoken is horribly obfuscated into a series of outerplaner abstractions and semantically organized for a language used by a near infinite population that is not understood on most of Layonara. Unfortunately the translation engine is partially broken and makes the speaker sound as if they are constantly hissing. The mask also makes the wearer particularly grouchy and paranoid.

+10 on checks to irritate other PCs via conversation.

[ShiffDrgnhrt]

Mask of Sigilian Chant: When wearing this mask any speech spoken is horribly obfuscated into a series of outerplaner abstractions and semantically organized for a language used by a near infinite population that is not understood on most of Layonara. Unfortunately the translation engine is partially broken and makes the speaker sound as if they are constantly hissing. The mask also makes the wearer particularly grouchy and paranoid.

+10 on checks to irritate other PCs via conversation.

But it doesn't work on Shiff...  

[LynnJuniper]

Or Rhynns, because they more or less understand

Shovel of the Shifting Sands -- An automatic shovel designed to get the most out of every sand depoisit in the Desert on Mistone. For Storold.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Boots of the Lucky - Expeditious Retreat 2x/day, +1 to Universal Saves, -4 to the DCs of Soul Mother saves.

They only come in blue.

[Acacea]

And come in halfling size and are named after Acacea? Since she is the luckiest halfling in the world... *Innocently.*

[lonnarin]

You know, an item that offered no other bonuses either than a bonus against the Soul Mother roll WOULD be a hot seller, come to think of it!  Maybe a little amulet with a picture of Athus' face on it to scare her away, making her remember the last time a mortal gave HER a death token.

[Acacea]

*Snickers at that*

[Fatherchaos]

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Amulet of Soul Mother Defense! Guaranteed to magic jar what is most precious to you at the last possible moment! Also doubles for as a phylactery for those aspiring Liches out there!

Come one come all! Buy now, limited time!

Care for a demonstration? Ask Dur'Thak for a hug and get a free trip to the Soul Mother to test this amulet's resilience!

If it doesn't work, well, guess you won't be able to ask for a refund!

Guaranteed not to break, and comes with a two day warranty!

*in really tiny tiny print somewhere inaccessible on the amulet*
*disclaimer* Amulet only tested for accuracy within the Vehl Arena. Personal results may vary. Any visitation to the Soul Mother is your fault and you accept all liability. For best results when equipping this amulet: Don't die.