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Title: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: lunchboxkilla on April 01, 2005, 05:27:00 PM
http://www.jengajam.com/r/Shmoo6-mpg


Nuff said


LIGHTING BOLT!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Vyris on April 01, 2005, 06:17:00 PM
that was disturbingly geeky...

LIGHTNING BOLT!


hehe thier parents must be so proud.
Vyris
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: orth on April 01, 2005, 06:21:00 PM
You have something against geeks?
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: FlameStrike on April 01, 2005, 07:01:00 PM
LOL! LIGHTNING BOLT SPAMM! (i wonder if the were playing with Full PvP off...). ^_^
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Marius Falconhand on April 02, 2005, 09:06:00 AM
*Stands in awe* That would be so much funnier if it wasn't true. *Mouth hang wide open*

LIGHTNING BOLT!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Doc-Holiday on April 02, 2005, 09:12:00 AM
After about a game or two of that... way to geeky for my blood... hmm, I shouldn't admit to that kind of stuff :D
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Murgleys on April 05, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
At least they're trying.  Perhaps they should drink more beer before doing it...
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: cappyra on April 06, 2005, 06:06:00 AM
HEY!  Where did you get footage of my family reunion?   LOL JK

Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: cappyra on April 06, 2005, 06:07:00 AM
Oh I forgot...

LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: blonde on April 06, 2005, 06:16:00 AM
I bet Orth could script that dude for Layonara, goes something like this:

While (still nerds left in wood) {
   LIGHTNING BOLT!
}
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: steverimmer on April 06, 2005, 09:36:00 AM
Hehe...one of my favorite authors (Mary Gentle) admits that she's heavily into this, as well as conventional PnP
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: lonnarin on April 06, 2005, 10:00:00 AM
This would make an excellent scene for a slasher film.  Jason emerges from the woods and they all think he's just another NPC... heheheh
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Murgleys on April 06, 2005, 10:08:00 PM
LMAO... Good one, lon.
LIGHTNING BOLT!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Vyris on April 06, 2005, 11:39:00 PM
Nah... Jason only came around when there were teenagers engaged in... well intimate stuff... and... Those guys got nothing to worry about there... even with +3 boxers of charisma...

LIGHTNING BOLT!

Vyris
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Talan Va'lash on April 07, 2005, 11:34:00 PM
.... how do they know how much damage the LIGHTNING BOLTs do?  I mena... 6d6... hrmmm

Edit: and if this could possible get even odder... the url at the bottom of the move is a porn site...
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Doc-Holiday on April 09, 2005, 11:14:00 PM
actualy the lightning bolt is instant kill so is fireball (fireball sets fire to the ground it sits on so even though its not in the air its still active.. if you step on it you die)... Paladins (the guy hes spamming) are immune to lightning bolt... sad really ... magic ball is considered a magic throwing weapon and will bypass armor but must still take out life points (paladins have many wizards have one) Plus I think the Paladin or black guard (same immunity) is enchanted.. so.. magic is worthless... now if he was a barbarian in rage mode.. one magic ball will kill him no matter where it hits him... Barbarians in rage mode must attack anything enemy they see... except mages... they can back away ... but not turn their backs.. if a mage starts to cast... they can run... and please... never ... ever.. ask me why I know this...
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Gulnyr on April 09, 2005, 11:29:00 PM
...

...

I'm trying so very hard not to ask how you know this...
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: on April 14, 2005, 11:56:00 PM
[throws a fluffy plastic stick at Gulnyr]
LIGHTNING BOLT!

There you go Doc; I got your back.
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: lonnarin on April 18, 2005, 12:15:00 PM
ah man, I just took a 2 hour nap and a bunch of LARP people tried to get me to play in my dreamworld.  Even there I have the power to point at them, laugh, and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

Now that's lucid mocking!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: jjkolb on April 18, 2005, 01:45:00 PM
It might be sad if it wasn't so darn funny.  How many "LIGHTNING BOLT!" spells did the dude memorize?  And how is it that he can cast them so quickly?

Oh, and always remember to pick up your "LIGHTNING BOLTs!" when you're done with them.
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Dorganath on April 19, 2005, 05:25:00 AM
Quote
jjkolb - 4/18/2005  3:45 PM

It might be sad if it wasn't so darn funny.  How many "LIGHTNING BOLT!" spells did the dude memorize?  And how is it that he can cast them so quickly?

Oh, and always remember to pick up your "LIGHTNING BOLTs!" when you're done with them.


Not only that, but we all know that LIGHTNING BOLT doesn't just stop when it hits its designated target.  He likely fried one of his friends in the process.  It's a good thing they weren't indoors, that's all I have to say there.

And really.  One lightning bolt each second?  Come on....Even if he had Quickened one of them, that's a MAX of two every 6 seconds. Sheesh! *shakes head and rolls eyes*
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Doc-Holiday on November 25, 2005, 11:00:00 AM
So sad I'm rereading this... but spell casting is limited in speed ONLY to your ability to speak a spell clearly and audibly

I knew a guy who could pop out an entire bard song in under 2 seconds... and you could understand EACH word... frightening...


I'm not played in a year but it's amazing how much crap your brain absorbs...

Oh.. and the bard song was at least two paragraphs of text... any enemy who walked within about 20 feet had to stop and sit and listen to your stupid rambelings... as the bard.. you were rendered invulnerable so long as you had at least on listener... if you performed a hostile action the spell was broken...

he often did it to powerful mages and then would take out his sword and do a demonstration speach on beheading... his listeners never seemed to survive that spell

.... it was funnier then...
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: lunchboxkilla on November 26, 2005, 05:32:00 AM
Lightimg bolt!!
Title: RE: Main reason you should never LARP
Post by: Marswipp on November 26, 2005, 05:40:00 PM
*inquires only with constanants* LGHTNNG BLT!?
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