The World of Layonara

The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Reventage on July 05, 2005, 05:44:00 AM

Title: The Laws
Post by: Reventage on July 05, 2005, 05:44:00 AM
A few good links.  [SIZE=18]The Laws of Computer RPGs[/SIZE] (http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html)  # Wait! That Was A Load-Bearing Boss! Defeating a dungeon's boss creature will frequently cause the dungeon to collapse, which is nonsensical but does make for thrilling escape scenes.  #Last Rule of Politics Kingdoms are good. Empires are evil.  #The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule) Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.   [SIZE=18]The Laws of Anime[/SIZE] (http://www.abcb.com/laws/)  #Everything explodes. Everything. -First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. -Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to  be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".  #Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.  #Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
Title: RE: The Laws
Post by: aragwen on July 05, 2005, 05:59:00 AM
Great site the first one. LOL
  # The Compulsories There's always a fire dungeon, an ice dungeon, a sewer maze, a misty forest, a derelict ghost ship, a mine, a glowing crystal maze, an ancient temple full of traps, a magic floating castle, and a technological dungeon.
  Where is the "derelict ghost ship" in Layonara?
Title: RE: The Laws
Post by: Rayenoir on July 05, 2005, 07:14:00 AM
ohh, I so wanna go on a ghost ship.  That sounds like it could be great!
Title: RE: The Laws
Post by: RomonaBlack on July 05, 2005, 08:24:00 AM
Haha that is so true, almost every RPG I've played had places like that. :)
Title: RE: The Laws
Post by: KageKeeper on July 05, 2005, 10:26:00 AM
Amazingly accurate.

And all those FF names. *sighs* I love FF.
Title: RE: The Laws
Post by: Highlander3751 on July 17, 2005, 10:51:00 PM
I have seen the derelict ghost ship in Layo. The trip wasn't pleasant...
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