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Title: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: HozenBigger on August 29, 2005, 05:16:00 AM

Well I was wondering how half-dragons came to be... does a dragon and a woman... well you heard this in health class... also why would celestials care to come down to earth and... not choose one of those fine celestial weman...

Just something to wonder about...

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Vincent on August 29, 2005, 05:58:00 AM

In a world where a Succubus Paladin can destroy a Tarrasque with nigh more than sex appeal and female armor coverage is inversely proportional to actual protection, anything's possible...

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20050510a

(Ah, the beauty of adolescent hormones.)

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: LoganGrimnar on August 29, 2005, 09:03:00 AM

Dragons can shape change... the silvers i belive often change into humans or what not, and they wonder about, now if for some reasion a dragon fell for a human, and teh shapechanged dragon and the women would make a half dragon. This can also be a female dragon and a male human. So in thery... i, as a wizard elf... could make troll/elves(orcs?), spider/elves(somthing like a drider or whatever that dark elf thing is called), ...pixie/elves(brownie maby?), umberhulk/elves. this sould work... but an elf would never do such a thing, except for the pixie maby, or for teh drow the spider might do somthing for them who knows.

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Vyris on August 29, 2005, 10:24:00 AM

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LoganGrimnar - 8/29/2005  10:03 AM

...drow the spider might do somthing for them who knows.

The Drider are created by the Drow dieties out of those who fail thier test of trials, they are not bred or born as a Drider. I would deferr to EdtheKet on this, but I believe Driders in Layonara are still somewhat outcast from Drow society and are essentially slaves to thier Drow master who have passed thier trials and recieved the blessing of hier diety, formidible and deadly slaves, but still.


Vyris

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: LoganGrimnar on August 29, 2005, 11:31:00 AM

oh yea i know i ment that the Drow might be attracted to the spiders "do somthing" meaning as sexually. i dont thank any serface elf would touch a spider in that way, but a Drow of the proper god... they might thank it a blessing to be able to do such a thing.

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: lunchboxkilla on August 29, 2005, 03:58:00 PM

I have the draconomicon and there is a black dragon with a major case of beer goggles.. hald dragon: shambers, Dinosuars, Lizardmen, human, croc, turtle (the big ones) and any thing else that can be found in a swamp anbd a few outsiders as well.

Now prove to me a dragon can get drunk..

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Vyris on August 29, 2005, 04:02:00 PM

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lunchboxkilla - 8/29/2005  4:58 PM
Now prove to me a dragon can get drunk..

That would take an excessive quantity of malted beverages, or two to three of Gulnyrs grand beer goggle marmalade mixers.


Vyris

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: PsychicToaster on August 29, 2005, 04:12:00 PM

Or a pan-galactic gargleblaster

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Gulnyr on August 29, 2005, 04:18:00 PM

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Vyris - 8/29/2005  7:02 PM
That would take an excessive quantity of malted beverages, or two to three of Gulnyrs grand beer goggle marmalade mixers.


Vyris

That was supposed to be a secret!  *shakes fist*

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: lunchboxkilla on August 29, 2005, 06:25:00 PM

Maybe a little too much moon suger and skmooa?

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: HozenBigger on August 29, 2005, 07:40:00 PM

god now we are going into morrowind...

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Marswipp on August 29, 2005, 07:55:00 PM

Maybe it is some kind of mead that can make dragons drunk.... :|

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: PsychicToaster on August 29, 2005, 10:00:00 PM

I'm tellin ya, just one Pangalactic Gargleblaster is all it takes

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Talan Va'lash on August 29, 2005, 10:49:00 PM

I second the Pan-galactic Gargleblaster idea.

-TV

Title: RE: How did half-things come to be?
Post by: Acacea on August 29, 2005, 11:17:00 PM

Yeah, because there's nothing like having your brains beaten out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large brick of gold to make you look at a different species and say "Heeeeey...*wink*"