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Title: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: Talan Va'lash on September 14, 2005, 09:12:00 AM
http://www.giantitp.com/Incentives.html  Powerfull magic items, mind bending spells and creatures you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. (with illustrations)   -TV   [SIZE=-2]Disclaimer: the above statement is not an accurate representation of the content of aforementioned web page.  Funny and or hilarious would be more appropriate.[/SIZE]
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: regnus on September 14, 2005, 11:40:00 AM
I like Speak with Bread.

"Lo, partake of my whole wheat wisdom"

This is almost as good as the list of spells that went around a few months ago.
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: lonnarin on September 15, 2005, 06:25:00 AM
Beer of Annihilation... yup, been there!
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: Variable on September 15, 2005, 06:47:00 PM
I like the "Book of Exalted Deer" oh and the "Gloves of Ogre Stench"
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: Kapitän Awesome on September 16, 2005, 03:18:00 AM
Tch, who needs gloves, when you can just refuse to shower. I do it all the time; works like a charm.
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: Doc-Holiday on September 16, 2005, 12:31:00 PM
Gauntlets of Lechery....

oh and lets not forget "Ion kidney stone" listeded under "magic items to put back"... I ain't putting that one back
Title: RE: Teeheehee - OotS
Post by: Talan Va'lash on September 18, 2005, 12:31:00 PM
psst, Variable... the author of OotS has requested that people not repost his work on other sites without his consent.  It would be appropriate to honor his request.

Plus... he's got copyright law behind him on this one, but I'd prefer to think of it as not doing it because he asked me nicely not to than because its illegal.

-TV
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