The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Tobias on September 28, 2005, 02:45:00 PM
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[SIZE=10] *hopes this hasn't been posted before* :)
[/SIZE][SIZE=13] Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol:WO
Atomic Weight: Don't even go there.
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Properties: Very Active. Highly Unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Element Name: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+/-50
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None Known. Possibly good methane source... Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and smells.
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LOL :)
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too good!
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LOL! thats great... especially after spending an hour and half in chemistry class... :)
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LOL.....good one Tobias
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...shouldnt the womans symbol be XX....if the mens is XY......
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Ah, Chemistry....
Some of the best naps in my life were due to college Chemistry. :)
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Bah, I was going to take Chemistry this year, since I've been suffering from lack of sleep lately....
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Um... Maybe, because the element "Human" with its three sub-elements, are always impure... -- You get the idea... -- er, the whatever it is....
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When I did chemistry at school, we only had four elements:
Air
Fire
Water
Earth
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there is no such thing as subelements... *sighs*
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Should I have said "isotopes" then?
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I was so good in Chemistry I used to have then entire perodical table memorized, and not just the names mind you.
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Isotopes is better yes. But then again isotopes have different wieght and life times, but the chemical properties are very similar.
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You forgot to mention that some are more stable than others...but yeah, sounds about right Harloff
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That was what i meant with the life time part...
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That reminds me of Berklium and Einsteinium for some strange reason
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Chemistry I found boring too. I took it for GCSEs and got an A, so my chemisty teacher (Who kept commentating on my hair throughout the year I had him, everyday) loves me now, and I don't like him - he's annoying...
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:) haha, good one!