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Title: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: cptoad on September 29, 2005, 05:24:00 PM
all roight seems us clerics are allways gittin the short end of the stick 'ere!! Seems all the the other classes git a bit o'fancy thins ta be helpin' tham. Now Toime fer Us Dwarvin Clerics ta be standin our ground!!!
Time ta be demandin  a fair shake 'ere!!  We be askin, no demandin fer a breed of War pony. Not too tall ye knows, we be 'avin them short legs an all!! sumptin' ta be causin fear whan we be chargin in battle and all.
If we dun be gittin wha we be askin fer, be warned both Vorax and Doran be smitin ye buggers!!!

G
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Filatus on September 29, 2005, 06:57:00 PM

lol, can't wait to see a short, fat, stubby dwarf on a pony. For roleplay purposes, how do you propose the dwarves get up the pony. I mean can you see them swinging their little legs over the pony's back? :D
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: freemen2 on September 29, 2005, 08:36:00 PM
Soapboxes? *whistles as he walks away*
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: aragwen on September 30, 2005, 12:26:00 AM
dwarvin clerics on ponies......no!!
  how about we give them wild boars to ride....
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Wintersheart on September 30, 2005, 12:30:00 AM
What two grumpy beasts in one?

:)-

Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Harloff on September 30, 2005, 12:45:00 AM
What about a Dachshund, a dwarf should be able to get onto one of those if he is a good jumper.

But we could face the problem that both boars and dogs would refuse to run around with one of those stinking dwarfs, since they have so sensitive noses...
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Harlas Ravelkione on September 30, 2005, 12:47:00 AM
A new special attack unit: "Dwarwen Giant Riders"
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Harloff on September 30, 2005, 01:00:00 AM
What about allowing dwarfs to marry, then they could ride on the back of their wifes.

I can't imagine anything more frigthening than an angry dwarf and his wife...
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: FlameStrike on September 30, 2005, 01:09:00 AM
Mahogany Portable Ladders.

 That's the solution for the dwarf who can't climb up his own mighty War Pony. ;)

Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: aragwen on September 30, 2005, 01:09:00 AM
a dwarf riding his wife......lol!!!
  who to fear more the rider or the one being ridden?
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Rasterick on September 30, 2005, 02:24:00 AM
Now Path is a fine one to be talking about soapboxes. *smirks*
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: ZeroVega on September 30, 2005, 05:34:00 AM
Dwarven War Cows...?
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: freemen2 on September 30, 2005, 05:36:00 AM
I say Rasterick, I haven't a clue what you mean old chap :p
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Dorganath on September 30, 2005, 05:45:00 AM
The Chicken Riders of Vorax!!!
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Wintersheart on September 30, 2005, 05:51:00 AM
*grins*

Would those chickens be able to produce eggs, if so they would be the envy of half the wizard population.

*grins remembering when he met the chicken next to the scribing station*
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: freemen2 on September 30, 2005, 05:54:00 AM
Oh yeah I can see the attack scrip now.....Die ye curds! Cluck, cluck, cluckouuuuuuu!
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Wintersheart on September 30, 2005, 06:00:00 AM
maybe feed them gobbos - would surely make the red ligth caves overrun with dwarves trying to make a buck from wizards


Edit: spelling
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Rasterick on September 30, 2005, 07:03:00 AM
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freemen2 - 9/30/2005  1:36 PM

I say Rasterick, I haven't a clue what you mean old chap :p


http://www.londontown.com/LondonInformation/Attraction/Speakers_Corner/4460/

Its a  saying we have here in England. On Speakers Corner in Hyde Park in London, it is a common sight to see various people stood on soapboxes giving their opinion and views freely to the assembled masses. We often associate this activity with crazy eccentric people that  wish to raise a point or issue. So when someone voices their opinion, views or belief; the saying is, 'They are on their soapbox again'. And seeing as you are generous with your opinion, I thought that the phrase suited you well. One often forgets that local or national sayings dont often translate well when used in a multi lingual context.

No offence intended. We wouldn't want you any other way mate.  ;)
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Dorganath on September 30, 2005, 07:12:00 AM
I think he was being sarcastic, Rasterick.
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Rasterick on September 30, 2005, 07:16:00 AM
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Dorganath - 9/30/2005  3:12 PM

I think he was being sarcastic, Rasterick.


Yeah, so was I..  :o
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Wintersheart on September 30, 2005, 07:16:00 AM
Never!

*grins* never seen a touch of sarcasm on these forums - never!
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: freemen2 on September 30, 2005, 11:33:00 AM
ROTF...deities! It's good to be back ;)

And no worries mate, takes a lot to offend me, the truth not being one of them :D
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: Wintersheart on September 30, 2005, 11:40:00 AM
Ahhh good then we can move onto lies! ;)

*grins*
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: freemen2 on September 30, 2005, 11:45:00 AM
*simply smiles his cutest carnivorous smile while shapening his blades* ;)
Title: RE: Dwarvin Clerics unite
Post by: lonnarin on October 01, 2005, 08:08:00 AM
*Bjorn pastes up a wanted poster*

50,000 gold pieces to tha man who kin train a griffon fer a mount!  Must be loyal to the purchaser for an entire lifetime, able to lift 440lbs and some gear, and able to fly across oceans in leiu of ship routes!


Fondness for ale a plus.
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