The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: LoganGrimnar on October 04, 2005, 05:16:00 PM
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are we still in the year 1387?
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Think you can figure this out by moving your mouse cursor over the Compass... it should give you the day, month, and year, in game time.
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oh, cool... ill chack it out
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We are in 1390 actually.
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Right people, I don't want to frighten you, but we are in the year 2005. That's right, we have cars, aeroplanes, computers and internet. Hope this doesnt alarm you to much, but just trust me on this. :P
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what is this "internet" you speek of.... you know what... never mind. HES A WITCH!!! BURN HER..HIM!!!
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No, wait! First we have to see if he floats! If he does, he's a WITCH! If he sinks and drowns, he's a perfectly normal person, and can go about his own business.
But seriously, whats an aeroplane?
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...light him on fire... if he dosent scream then we know he was a witch, if he dose, then we made a mistake.
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Kapitän Awesome - 10/4/2005 6:28 PM
No, wait! First we have to see if he floats! If he does, he's a WITCH! If he sinks and drowns, he's a perfectly normal person, and can go about his own business.
But seriously, whats an aeroplane?
lol very funny by the way.
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He's not a witch, he's just insane. Use some leeches and bleed him, he'll be fine.
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you got any Leeches? i got ways to bleed him, but i dont know where to find a leech, florda maby... long way from me though.
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I'm fresh out of leeches, will a sword do?
Vyris
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yea yea i think a sword will do... maby a flaming sword... just to see if you burns, you know, case he IS a witch
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And if he is an insane witch, then all the better.
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cant use a flaming sword, it'll cauterize the wound and it wont bleed.
-TV
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well he does live in lake elsinore, plenty of leaches in that body of water ;)
G
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Awww, couldn't we chop him up anyway?
*coughs awkwardly* You know, just to see if he bleeds...lol
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We could throw him out of a high tower with a broom, if he falls down we know he is an ordinary person and is free to go. But if he starts flyying we will know that he is a whitch, and if he flies away we can use him for target practize.
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There is a webpage that allows you to convert between Real Time and Layonara Time: Layonara Time Converter (http://layonara.com/cgi-bin/ltc.cgi) (courtesy vgn). At the time of this posting it is Freas, Mai 13, 1390, 7:18:30 in-game.
Also, in IRC you can ask the bot aragen what the current in-game time and date is like so:
"aragen: layodate"
Enjoy!
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cptoad - 10/5/2005 1:34 AM
well he does live in lake elsinore, plenty of leaches in that body of water ;)
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wow... you know where Elsinore is... or at least know of a three eyed walking fish infested water? HAHA that is great.
how about we tie him to a broom, stick leeches on him, light him on fire, then toss him out a tall tower window, if he dosent burn bleed or fly he is a normal person, if he dose fly, dosent burn or bleed then he is a witch... and we can drown him.
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*nods sagely* There is less of a chance for a witch to get by the trials....truly you are a wise one!
If only we had you as a world leader....those witches'd be doomed!
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damn right! VOTE MICHAEL FOR PRESEDENT!
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Hrm? what? someone going to vote for me?
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*is glad the topic is no longer about burning him*
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Back to the matter at hand, weren't we about to burn a witch, or bleed one, or see if it floated or something? That sounds more fun.
Vyris sharpens his non-flaming sword
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well we can burn him... then toss him in the water whill he is burning... might that work?
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I'd prefer to be thrown in the water first I think. Makes the burningpart less painful.
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toss him in the water, pore oil all over the water and light it on fire. if he flotes he burns, if he sinks then he is normal and wont burn at all.
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Uhh... maybe I'm wrong but haven't we gotten a little off topic? I'm not 100% sure, but I think this thread has served it's purpose so how about we close it eh?
*cackles like a witch, hops on his broom stick, and drops his bubbling cauldron of thread freezing on the topic*