The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Tedulas on October 21, 2005, 01:45:00 PM
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Alright, just had this idea of making up a story, used to do this ALOT in drama. Alright, what we do is - we all write one sentence each at a time and just add whereever you feel is right, but the story must flow.
Here goes:
There was once a boy named Bobby.
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Who ate one stone of starchy foods over the course of two days every three hundred days.
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And twice on mondays, he would swim in a pool of lime jello.
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Not to mention warp into his classroom of chaos every ten thousandth day of the minute.
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that doesn't flow...
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*Frowns* Obiously you have never done this, it's GOT to be a story, not warping or eating something over a period of years, Maybe the character gets something like an enchanted spade and goes to the zoo, and anything the spade touches turned into monkies.
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Tedulas - 10/21/2005 1:45 PM
Alright, just had this idea of making up a story, used to do this ALOT in drama. Alright, what we do is - we all write one sentence each at a time and just add whereever you feel is right, but the story must flow.
Here goes:
There was once a boy named Bobby.
Who lost his arms in battle
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He had five brothers and sisters.
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Can the arms grow back in fifty years? :P
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Those brothers and sisters, started a quest in search of his arms.
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He sister was tuned into a hollow shell of armor.
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The reason for this? Is because she touched a Halfling's gold piece....
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which he stole from an old dwarf.....
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...who was sitting on a glowing rock yelling "Har!' at everyone who walked by.
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Bobby travels with his siblings to speak with the dwarf
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who greets them with a tankard of ale
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and a hearty "What d'ye want!", waving his tankard wildly.
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Then a passersby asks, "What is with the tablecloth that floats in the inn?"
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Ignoring the passerby, Bobby asks the old dwarf, "How can I turn her back into human?"
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"Here!" said the old dwarf, he chucks ale all over Bobby.
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Bobby got mad and attacked the dwarf.
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Bobby attacked the dwarf verbally. "Take a bath ya bum!" The dwarf got angry.
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The dwarf grapped his axe and choped off one of Bobbys legs. "that'll teach you not to mess with a dwarf lass"
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Bobby screams in pain, and he draws a magical stick, with his remaining leg, and he shouts "I'm not a girl!" and points his magical stick to the dwarf.
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The dwarf looks at him in surprice "why do you have that long curly hair then?" he asks.
// How does he draw a stick when he has no arms Tedulas?
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//it says he draws it with his remaining leg...or I read it as that.
Bobby eyed the dwarf and yelled "someone pointed a magical stick at me and made my hair like this!"
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"I took that stick from the mage, and if you don't tell me how to help my sister I will make your hair long and curly to" Bobby said still lying on the ground with a magical stick between his toes.
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The dwarf looks down on Bobby happily, he snaps his fingers and turns into a beautiful prettyful witch, and floats off into the woods only wearing leaves.
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Bobby waves the stick angrily "ZAP" a magical beam shoots out from the end of the stick in the direction of the witch...
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...that was trying to sneak up on the dwarf
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The beautiful witch then turned into a Frog, with wings, and slime, yeah slime covered. The frog floated over to Bobby and burped in his face.
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The siblings sneaks up behind the witch and captures her in the frog form
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Bobby is still out of himself with rage, and keeps waving the stick shooting magic rays after the witch...
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but holds it the wrong way round and turns himself into a talking apple
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And takes a merry bite from himself, munching happily he says: "Hmm.. I'm sweet!"
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one of his brother graps the magic stick points it to bobby and waves it "ZAP"...
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but due to their lack of knowledge with magic they turned him into a llama with a big bite mark....
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and only one leg, with one of the stumps squirting blood all over the place...
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The brother who turned bobby into a llama graps him and pushes the bleeding leg against the glowing stone...
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Healing his brother completly, and albeit, unknowingly giving Bobby some very odd abilities to boot.
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like licking his own elbow and doing nosestands....
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and walking into walls only to find himself on the roof.
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He decided to use these magical abilities to continue onwards with his adventure...To find his arm...
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seeing that the witch had suffocated in the jar she had been caught in earlier he sat there for a few minutes wondering what he should do now....
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"Let's go on" They all said in unison. And they did...They traveled across the desert to find...
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a baby dragon....
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named puff
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who is very friendly and helps the group cook their dinner....
(sorry, typed the wrong their. i wrote there ;) )
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of dried seaweed, coconuts and many tiny bananas.
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During the feast, the tiny banana's exploded in rage as they were being eaten! And started to shout about Bobby and company!
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but a little fat kid came out of nowhere and ate them....
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...only to attempt to eat poor Bobby!
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when the fat kid was done bobby had lost his last leg
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Bobby was still completely furious and kept yelling "I can still bite you"...
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and with that bobby used his nose to do a nose flip and.....
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Bobbys oldest brother Elvis slapped bobby in the face "pull yourself together man, it is only a leg you know" he shouted...
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Bobby pulled himself together, tried to stand up firm, but realized he had no legs and cried for the next 3 1/2 hours.
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"I'm a freak!" Bobby shouted...Elvis then replied with..."No your not, because - (Someone continue)"
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*points at Leolaka* THAT'S A FREAK!...*the elf then cries and runs off*..., Bobby felt better after the boost of confidence but still....
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he seemed moody. Bobby's younger brother Cladious had been away for some time and returned with a wheel barrow, "I figured it was easier if we could drive you around" he just said...
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and so for the next three hours Bobby and his brother had fun running in circles with the wheel barrows until...
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Bobby fell out of the wheelbarrow thinking he broke his leg, and realised he didn't have any legs. Bobby rolled down the nearby hill and the company chased him calling out to slow down - at the bottom of the hill they found a...
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strange contraption which we know as a 'Personal computer'....
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that was connected to a strange land named layonara
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... Where strange people make up strange stories about strange little boys with no arms and legs..
;)
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they quickly discovered that they could type things into the strange device and have it speak them back to them. They spent the next two hours making it speak naughty phrases. As they were thusly distracted, they didnt even notice the huge....
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Grue approching from the shadows
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Out of the shadows came a Huge man called "big L" forr obvious reasons, he was angry and shouted "I don't see any of you in the approved characters sections." he punched the keyboard once an Bobby vanished...
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then a police man came through the shadows and says "your nick for damaging other peoples property" and so.....
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... delete english coppa.. y/n ? _ ... "y "big L shakes his head "why are these unapproved charecters suddently flooding my server" he thinks...
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//can we get away from Big L please...
then suddenly Bobby appears again and stabs him in the back with a metal tooth pick....
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which as one might expect, did only about as much damage as a tiny sliver of metal could do, and most of it to his own gums.
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Bobby screamed in pain and spat out most of his teeth. "dadhh hurdsss" he yelled.
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The teeth fell on the floor, began to fizz voilently and...
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the seagulls that ate them popped like frogs in a forge.
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Bobbys brother Elvis threw bobby in the whell barrow and all of the brothers fled from the scene, singing ...
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Here's a Llama, There's a Llama, and another little Llama,
fuzzy Llama, funny Llama, Llama, Llama, duck.
Llama, Llama, cheescake, Llama,
tablet, brick, potato, Llama,
Llama, Llama, mushroom, Llama, Llama, duck.
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake,
but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake,
I was only three years dead, but I told a tale,
now listen little child, to the saftey rail.
Did you ever see a Llama? kiss a llama, on a Llama,
Llama's Llamas, taste of Llama, Llama, Llama, duck.
Half a Llama, twice a Llama, not a Llama,
Farmer, Llama, Llama in a car, alarm a Llama,
Llama, Llama, Duck.
It is how I was told now? is it oh so old?
Is it made of lemon juice? Door knob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck;
time for me to retire now, and become a Duck.
they sung it for hours until....
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They discovered "They're taking the hobbits to Isengerd!"
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and thats one they discovered that they were really monkeys and had been mind probed by humans to see what they could conjure up in their minds but then....
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Fox Entertainment production executives intercepted the data and spun it into another "highly acclaimed" Reality TV Show.
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called "monkey see, monkey do" featuring Britney Spears as host, unfortunately the Bobby monkey refused to work under these conditions...
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but he had signed the contract with secret ninja honour and cried out in despair as he realized that
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Suddenly the monkey got an idea and called the emperor of Japan, "hello mister emperor of Japan man, will you please order me to commit harikiri?" he pleaded...
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The Emperor was at a loss for words, having left his druidic animal ear in his other inventory screen.
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so he just gave the monkey a GF-9000X.MEGA-BIT-NUCLEAR-Toaster with flying sheeps included and said, "merry christmas!"
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Having an intelligence of 12 the bobby monkey decided to ask for a human ear, having been a human in his dreams for long...
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time but he was refused as his character development thread wasn't good enough...
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even in his dreams. Deeply troubled bobby-monkey gazed at the many moons and stars shedding a tear as his eyes swepped across the welkin, if only...
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he had a brain..
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then maybe he wouldn't be sitting drooling on a rock trying to contemplate his cruel fate...
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Then the bobby monkey got a new idea, perhaps some of the other monkeys in the show hadn't made a secret ninja oath, he set out to ask them one...
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to which Michealangelo replied, "Silly monkey, Ninjitsu is for turtles, dude!"
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"AHA!!" The Bobby monkey said, he packed his things and went to Yale for 5 years to study "secret ninja codes" in order to see if they where legally binding for monkeys...
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Unfortunately he ended up being sewed for his monkey manners, spending most of the five years trying to counter a nasty army of lawyers...
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In his despair he cried out for help and LO, from a cloud of smoke, came the King of Monkeys.
Looking over poor bobby, thin with stress and dishevelled from having no grooming partners, he rubbed his chin thoughtfully and spoke....
You make a very poor monkey, back to human for you....*poof*
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Then Bobby thanked the monkey king as he slipped in some whey that was left over from the changing. Bobby then found himself back in his own time, and never knew that he now had the ability to fly...
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As well as x-ray vision, lazer eyes, super strength and an uncanny allergic reaction to cryptonite.
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No, Bobby was a daredevel, jumping off of buildings and making craters into the pavement; all the while he thought that he was just really really lucky.
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but these happy times would soon find an end...
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For Bobby unwittingly did not look before he lept, and he dove into a dumptruck FULL of kryptonite!
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Britney Spears looked back over her shoulder and could see bobby twist and turn in pain "So you didn't want to be a part of my show, I'll teach you..." she mumbled and stepped on the gas.
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With her freeloading husband fast asleep at home on the couch, his high priced bodyguard vigilantly making sure he didn't accidentally swallow any spiders.
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But her bloated foot was stuck in a shoe too small despite her insistance it still fit and slammed the brakes repeatedly as her foot flopped around the floorboard.