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Title: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on December 02, 2005, 12:46:00 PM
Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.


To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: jjkolb on December 02, 2005, 12:55:00 PM
Phew...I only had seven checkmarks.  Won't say which ones though...
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Acacea on December 02, 2005, 01:14:00 PM
You know, really- "Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed" has kind of a dramatic step down, you know? Like saying "If You're an Architect/ Sell Houses Out of Cards and Dominoes/ Are a Vegetable."

:P
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Red Monkey on December 02, 2005, 01:18:00 PM
Balding is beyond normal control....
  Should be "Stupid enough to pay a mint for Rogaine related nonsense"
  Do NOT diss the solar powered!
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on December 02, 2005, 01:21:00 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old. [X] Living with his mother. (Grandmother counts.) [ ] Balding. [X] Overweight. [X] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (Engineer. Unemployed engineer.) [X] Trekkie. (Where did I put those prosthetic ear tips...) [X] Comic Nerd. (Green Lantern could totally kick Superman's ass - just make a glob of kryptonite, Hal!) [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) [X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). (*Rules Lawyer.*) [X] Never been laid in his life. (What do you want from me, I'm sixteen!) [X] Has a porn collection. (Nine gigs and counting; thank you, GMail.) [X] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful. (Particularly good, thank you.) [X] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day. (...
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on December 02, 2005, 01:24:00 PM
Quote
Acacea - 12/2/2005  4:14 PM

You know, really- "Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed" has kind of a dramatic step down, you know? Like saying "If You're an Architect/ Sell Houses Out of Cards and Dominoes/ Are a Vegetable."

:P


Think Office Space, MIB2, and My Father. xD
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Filatus on December 02, 2005, 01:31:00 PM
Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.


To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...

Yup, none of the above. Although I'm a bit biased on the balding, would "receding hairline" be reason enough to take it?
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: ZeroVega on December 02, 2005, 03:38:00 PM
Only two and no shame in either... no where near fourty so the mother thing isn't bad.
  [ ] 40(+) years old.  [X] Living with his mother.  [ ] Balding.  [ ] Overweight.  [ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.  [ ] Trekkie.  [ ] Comic Nerd.  [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)  [ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).  [X] Never been laid in his life.  [ ] Has a porn collection.  [ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.  [ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.  Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":  -[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga  --[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.  -[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.  -[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.  -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.  -[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.  -[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.  [ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.  [ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.  [ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.  [ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.  [ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.  [ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.  [ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.  [ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.  [ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.  [ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.  [ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.  [ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."  [ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.    [ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Doc-Holiday on December 03, 2005, 08:24:00 AM
I only got one...

not laid..

so... I'm pretty uber cool...

just as I always thought...
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Zen on December 03, 2005, 08:25:00 AM
OK I do not work due to a disability from the U.S.Navy so, I will not count unemployed.

  • 40(+) years old.

[ ] Living with his mother.
  • Balding. I shave but, it was my wifes request she likes bald heads ;)
  • Overweight. Back to the Disability :(

[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-
  • Comic Books; NOT Manga--As an Investment and only rare ones :o

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves. Should I use boards and if so what type? :o
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-
  • Star Trek Memerobilia. Only if Numbered Sets count? :o

-[] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


  • ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world. For being OVER THE HILL, YES ;)
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Zen on December 03, 2005, 08:27:00 AM
Quote
Doc-Holiday - 12/3/2005  10:24 AM

I only got one...

not laid..

so... I'm pretty uber cool...

just as I always thought...


No Doc you have 2 'cause you think your cool :o
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: muaddib on December 03, 2005, 08:40:00 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[X] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[X] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[X] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[X] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers. -------------------------------------------------------------------(not anymore but once i did own a few pairs of memerobilia boxers)
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet. ----(was a sad year, but only 1 year not 20)
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. -------------------------------------(usually when drunk)      
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.------------------------- (was a sad year) :)
[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.




Had more then i thought i would

4 of them are because of x-men and superman from when i was younger though i still have all the comics is storage

Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Zhofe on December 04, 2005, 04:41:00 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[X] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[X] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[X] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: lunchboxkilla on December 05, 2005, 04:10:00 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X ] Living with his mother. By reasons beyon my own control
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[x ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ x] Has a porn collection.
[ ]x ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ]x Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[x ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[x ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman. (middle name named after my great grand father  who died spet 13 1982 3:04 am I was born march 16 1983 3:04 am)
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. (so pwned n00b GG format your HD now!)
[X ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[x ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ x] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[x ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.


Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: cappyra on December 05, 2005, 07:59:00 AM
OK Here goes

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
  • Overweight. (I'm Beefy =D)
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (and I love it =D)
    [ ] Trekkie.
    [ ] Comic Nerd.
    [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
  • Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).(Yes SWG and EQ. . .)
    [ ] Never been laid in his life.
    [ ] Has a porn collection.
    [ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
    [ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
    Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
    -[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
    -
  • ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.(Some EARLY edition Dragon Magazines starting with Issue...  49 I think  and some first run basic D&D modules... still in plastic =D)
    -[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
    -
  • Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.(*sigh I miss the old days.  Thank goodness for Layonara)
    -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
    -
  • Star Wars Memerobilia.(I think it is almost impossible not to have something SW. It should have won the oscar for most money made from marketing =P)
    -
  • Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.("Shop smart, Shop S-Mart")
    [ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
    [ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
    [ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
    [ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
    [ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
    [ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
    [ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
    [ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
    [ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
    [ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
    [ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
    [ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
    [ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


    [ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.(My modestly would not allow me to place an X in the box =P)
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on December 05, 2005, 09:33:00 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
  • Comic Nerd.

[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
  • Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).

[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-
  • Comic Books; NOT Manga

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-
  • Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-
  • Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.

[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
  • Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.

[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
  • Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.



hmmmmm....  looks like I only made seven out of however many.  Guess I need to work on my Supreme Loserness.   :)
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on December 05, 2005, 12:49:00 PM
I'm disappointed in all of you.

;_;
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on December 05, 2005, 01:01:00 PM
what can I say?  I'm a Nerd-plus.  


Nerd-plus athlete, Nerd-plus thespian, Nerd-plus .....  you get the picture.  :)
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on December 05, 2005, 08:07:00 PM
Grr. And here I thought I'd find dozens of other uber-nerds like me... -cry-

Which reminds me, I've got to go rewrite my calculator programs; memory purge. @.@ 252+ hours of coding... Gone.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Tedulas on December 08, 2005, 10:20:00 AM
To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X] Living with his mother.Well, in two years time, when I'm 18 I have to move out, currently at college and then going to university - Fun times to look ahead to...
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[X] Never been laid in his life. Heh, 16 Years old.
[X] Has a porn collection.Like almost every teenage boy.
[X] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":Heh, so American to have comic books, I never see your kind over here in Merry Old England.
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

4 is not so bad, I guess I don't have Uber-Pathetic Status by this definition then. :)
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Honora on March 03, 2006, 07:51:03 AM
I just had to fill this out since I'm female and all.  It's not JUST men!

[ ] 40(+) years old.        
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[X] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[X] Comic Books; NOT Manga   Cerebus the Aarvark, anyone?
--[X] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.  
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.    3rd Ed.  Sold all my original books in college...//sob...
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


Okay, so I'm not that bad.  I hope.

~Honora
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on March 03, 2006, 08:05:16 AM
I just gonna ask: do you mean its ok to be a manga nerd and not a comic nerd?!
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: lonnarin on March 03, 2006, 08:28:29 AM
"NOT MANGA!"

pffft!  There's no other comic artform MORE nerd infested!
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on March 03, 2006, 10:02:09 AM
Ugh! indeed. Sadly it have been taken as modern-pop-comic/Im-a-cool-manga-fan here in Denmark *sighs* so its all over. Takes away the imagination. "Thou Never Shall I Bow To The Cursed Forces Of Manga!" I would say!
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on March 03, 2006, 10:08:26 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
  • Living with his mother.

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
  • Never been laid in his life.

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks. (Though I wish I had more than I have)
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet. (heh heh Im only 17 ;))
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

Wuhuu!
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Nyralotep on March 03, 2006, 10:21:09 AM
[X] 40(+) years old.   [ ] Living with his mother.   [X] Balding.   [X] Overweight.   [ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.   [ ] Trekkie.   [X] Comic Nerd.   [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)   [ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).   [ ] Never been laid in his life.   [ ] Has a porn collection.   [ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.   [ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.   Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":   -[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga   --[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.   -[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.   -[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.   -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.   -[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.   -[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.   [ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.   [ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.   [ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.   [ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.   [ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.   [ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.   [ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.   [ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.   [ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.   [ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.   [ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.   [ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."   [ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.         [ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.
 
  Now if you would have asked me this 20 years ago, well I would have scored much higher but being married with kids changes lot in your life.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Warrior_Erik on March 03, 2006, 10:36:11 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
  • Living with his mother.(only 16 years old)

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
  • Never been laid in his life.(have had a lot of girlfriends though.)

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-
  • Comic Books; NOT Manga ( I do have a binder full of comics that I haven't read in over 2 years)

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Eight-Bit on March 03, 2006, 10:45:16 AM
The, are you Eight-Bit test?

  • Are you exactly 20 years old?
  • Do you believe you have a sense of wit, but are really just so ridiculous that they're not really laughting with you?
  • Do you have the inability to remain interested in playing a male character, so you go out in desperation to prove to yourself you're perfectly straight by finding the most psychotic woman possible, ruin your life for untold months, then drive yourself deeper into debt?
  • Do you work an impossibly stupid third shift job where the only true phrase ever uttered, other than of course a line of explicit language is "Wanna go break pallets on the dock?"
  • Have you taken atleast three five month breaks in the past three and a half years from Layonara?
  • Have you been on the GM team atleast 2 times, and had to leave because of said break, only to realise that you're a total idiot and shouldn't have left in the first place?
  • Do you hate it when there's a Cleric or Bard around who keeps buffing your character, just because you know they'll never be this powerful on their own?
  • Can you divide the total amount of your combined character's Constitution scores by the total number of characters, and still get ten?
  • Can you understand the above statement?
  • Did you just give up on quitting smoking because you found an ancient pack of cigarettes crammed between your bed and the wall of your room while searching despertly for the remote because you refuse to use the buttons on the TV out of spite, because the remote is a device that is to make life easier, before giving up, sparking a smoke, and just enduring the TV guide channel because you were too lazy and stupid to turn your head and look at the alarm clock, the clock on your desktop, your cellphone, the watch on your desk, or the clock on your cordless phone?
  • Did you accidently leave your window fan on the heater because the New England weather can't decide between comfortable and bitterly cold, only to have half of it melt off and fill your room with a acrid stench that can only be described as charred GI-Joes?
  • Do you have a terrible diet yet never seem to gain any weight, and on a daily basis claim that you're going to improve it after this 2 liter bottle of coke and this last box of hot pockets?
  • Are you depressing yourself by making the dumbest possible survey/quiz/am I 8bit dealie ever and decided that you're going to bed so you can wake up in 7 hours to go back to work?



Man I'm glad my self-esteem and ego are so inflated they pose the danger of falling over and pinning me to the floor. Mm hmm.


And now for the real-fake test thing..

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-
  • Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks. -- Only because they're the best thing ever. All hail the Time Bandits.

[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
  • Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. -- One day they'll take me back home, and the world will be a better place.

[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

Atleast I passed one of them. Mm hmm.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Nyralotep on March 03, 2006, 11:06:39 AM
:D
 
  I've missed you 8bit!
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: blinds21 on March 05, 2006, 04:02:16 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.

[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[xxx] Has a porn collection.
[xxxxxx] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[xxxxxx] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
  • Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.

[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
  • Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
  • Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[xxx] Is working on the whole Force thing. (Jedis Kick A(you know the rest)
  • Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.

[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


  • ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world. You D*mn right I am!



How many X's do I need to be supreme loser? cause my porn collection is pretty massive.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: xXDenizeNXx on March 05, 2006, 04:18:21 AM
Quote
Stephen_Zuckerman - 12/3/2005  6:46 AM

Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.


To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
  • Balding.
  • Overweight.(hey! took alot of money to build this body!)
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.(got me a sugar momma)
  • Trekkie.

[ ] Comic Nerd.
  • Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)

[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
  • Never been laid in his life. (would have to be a pretty big chicken!)

[ ] Never been laid in his life (okay got two kids better tell the truth :P)
  • Has a porn collection.

[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-
  • Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-
  • Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
  • Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
  • Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.

[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
  • ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
  • Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.

[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.(lol I have had all three of thse hair styles but not for more then twenty yrs. Should of added the smother!! LOL)
  • Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
  • Is working on the whole Force thing.( Ihate finding remote controls :P)

[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
  • Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (that bugger that orders what we haven't got or couldn';t be bothered getting)
  • Has applied for more than half of these items.
  • ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.


QUOTE]
Woohoo I'm well on my way!!
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on March 06, 2006, 07:51:20 AM
The NOT MANGA part was because manga is part of the Otaku Ka? meme.
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: darkstorme on June 13, 2006, 01:58:16 PM
And it gets revivified!

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
[X] Comic Book Memorabilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks
[ ] Star Trek Memorabilia
[X] Star Wars Memorabilia.
[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

Kinda fun, but I didn't score too high.  I don't know whether to be disappointed or elated.
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: stragen on June 13, 2006, 10:44:45 PM
To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[XXX] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. [Yellow] B.A. (Compter Systems) M.E (Electronic Systems) part-time PhD (Computer Science) [/Yellow]
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.
[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

 I'll be totally useless once I have that PhD. A total of 5 with my bonus points! Booo-yah!
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Thunder Pants on June 14, 2006, 02:36:06 AM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.  (woot just got a job so it doesn't apply)
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s)
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks. (not all of them are Scifi, but i love B movies)
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."   (to be fair though the Manager of Games Workshop was a friend of my brothers before he even started working there, in fact me and my brother were the ones that got him interested in the game.....but yes he knows me on a first name basis)
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[XXX] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on June 14, 2006, 08:31:24 AM
Man. I can't believe I'm the most pathetic among you so far. *Sniffles.*

Though I do need to make that Otaku Ka meme...
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on June 14, 2006, 03:55:30 PM
what is Otaku Ka Meme?
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on June 14, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Okatu Ka? means, more or less, Are you a fanatic? in japanese.

Loosely translated, it means "Are you an anime fan?"
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: lonnarin on June 14, 2006, 04:58:53 PM
Quote
Stephen_Zuckerman - 12/2/2005  12:46 PM


[X] Overweight.
[X] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (student should count)
[X] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
pwns...
-[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[X] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[X] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[X] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[X] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. (even writing the novel based on it!)
[X] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (not so much anymore)



and here are some to add to the test...

[X] Is currently in an electro-industrial band that reminds people of Kraftwerk or Laibach.
[X] Cried the day Hercules and Xena were taken off the air. (at LEAST show 5-week Sci-Fi channel, COME ON!!! like I need to see made-for-tv ripoffs of current blockbuster hits every weekend... ie: "Sci-Fi Originals!")
[X] Sits on reference sites like Wikipedia for hours/day for personal enjoyment.
[X] Can name more than 50 naturally occurring elements by symbol alone
[X] Has corrected a teacher so often that when they flipped out and yelled "DO YOU WANT TO TEACH THE CLASS?!" has actually got up out of the seat and... taught the class (my 10th grade english teacher hadn't even READ Dante's Inferno and was trying to teach it directly from cliff's notes alone...  told the dept. head and I taught for 2 weeks instead of her, at 15)
[X] Tries at all times to speak with scientific neutrality with no indication of bias towards unmeasured variables, with impeccable tense-continuity and without engendered pronouns & contractions.
[X] Knows the scientific method by heart and applies it to daily lifetime occurances.
[X] Has ever walked away from a date with a smoking hot body, incapable of ignoring the fact that she was a mental midget who caused his soul pain whenever she spoke...
[X] ...and she was ready for action that night.
[X] Has ever been trusted enough to be given a key to the chemical cabinet/dissection freezers by a teacher for 'personal study'.
[X]Winds up being the undisputed leader in over 90% of group projects.
[X] Not only obsesses about science fiction like Star Trek but can explain the theories & laws in physics that allow for their technologies' operation.
[X] Has ever attempted construction of a HERF gun to install into his own car. (high energy radio frequency)
[X] Has ever cut something with a laser.
[X] Has ever cut someONE with a laser.
[X] Frightens people by accessing their cell-phone's hidden service menu that shows the triangulated coordinates of every customer and relays them back to the communications network for the government's uncostitutional use.
[X] ... and has altered his own phone's GPS chip's data to always calculate and report that he is 20 miles northwest of where he really is, just in case they're looking for him...
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Flaron1990 on June 14, 2006, 08:07:20 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
  • Living with his mother. (I'm in high school)

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (I'm in High school, but am looking for job)
  • Trekkie.

[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) (Plehhh... Star Wars Uky)
  • Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). (I've made many of my own)
  • Never been laid in his life. (heh.. I'm only 15).

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-
  • Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
  • Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. (GO SAVING THROWS!!!)

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
  • Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. (Learned how when I was 12 ALRIGHT!!!)
  • Is working on the whole Force thing. (I'll occasionaly join my Jedi Friends, even though Star Wars Sucks)
  • Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night. (Does playing a video game count? KINGDOM HEARTS!!!)

[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (I would if I could, but the closest store is a 20 min drive away, and there is no public transit)
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I got 10... not bad. Would be more if I liked Star Wars though... mehh...
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: ewokshaman on June 15, 2006, 10:53:30 AM
Three... though one doesn't count... considering i'm not a college freshman until august
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on June 15, 2006, 11:51:32 AM
Quote
Stephen_Zuckerman - 6/14/2006  1:06 PM

Okatu Ka? means, more or less, Are you a fanatic? in japanese.

Loosely translated, it means "Are you an anime fan?"


Hell no! I swear to western Europe style!
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Hellblazer on June 15, 2006, 12:02:42 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
  • Living with his mother. (not at his mother house, but we got an appartment together)

[ ] Balding.
  • Overweight.
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. does that inclued sound engerneer and recording producer that works from his computer for mixing purpuses???
  • Trekkie.  never have gone to any of the grouping but love the shows

[ ] Comic Nerd.
  • Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) love the pc games and movies

[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

guess Im not part of them  :p
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Faldred on June 15, 2006, 12:10:30 PM
I scored 3-4, depending on if you want to count me as "balding" or not.  (I prefer "thinning".)

And no, I'm not going to mention what the other three are.
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: ZeroVega on June 15, 2006, 12:21:57 PM
It's official then... Doc, Niles and I are the coolest... ever!
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Niles09 on June 15, 2006, 12:51:46 PM
yay!:D
Title: RE: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: EzekielCrow on June 15, 2006, 05:16:03 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.  [X] Living with his mother. (16) [ ] Balding.  [X] Overweight. (... TWINKIES!)  [X] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.  [ ] Trekkie. (GOD... TREKKIES)  [X] Comic Nerd.  [X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)  [X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).  [ ] Never been laid in his life.  [X] Has a porn collection. (Meh, some digital, some hardcopies.) [X] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.  [X] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.  Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":  -[X] Comic Books; NOT Manga  --[X] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.  -[X] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.  -[X] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.  -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.  -[X] Star Wars Memerobilia.  -[X] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.  [X] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis. (Sick but true >_
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: MasnDixn on June 17, 2006, 01:02:33 AM
I have to correct Stephen's Japanese a bit.  Otaku ka?  ??????? Does not mean "are you a fan?".....It means are you a "nerd"?  It doesn't mean manga specific.  There are many types of Otaku in Japan.  I won't get into the descriptions but it gets down right hilarious.

I lived there (Japan) until quite recently for more than a few years.  My wife calls people who like NWN "Pasokon Otaku" or computer nerds.
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on June 17, 2006, 06:07:42 AM
To my understanding, the literal translation of "otaku" was "fanatic." A more accurate translation, aye, would be nerd, but the actual word... Well, we all know how jargon translates (or doesn't).

Here in the states, an Otaku is specifically an anime nerd.
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: lonnarin on June 17, 2006, 07:26:26 AM
And in Shadowrun, the otaku are people who hack into the matrix using techno-magic instead of cyberware... which was rare in 3rd edition, but now has been replaced with Technomancy Resonance in version 4.
Title: Re: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status?
Post by: LynnJuniper on June 18, 2006, 07:38:09 PM
[ ] 40(+) years old.
  • Living with his mother. (I'm in high school)

[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
  • Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (I'm in High school, but am looking for job)

[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
  • Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). (I've made many of my own)
  • Never been laid in his life. (I‘m a seventeen year old girl, in Highschool with a class of 30 that I‘ve known for six years, and I didn‘t go to college yet…so to all 30 of the people I know…ew).

[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-
  • Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-
  • Star Wars Memerobilia.

-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
  • Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. ( Yeah, Like saying “Reflex Save“ Instead of “Reaction time“ )
  • Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. ß This is because the psychologist is gone and I don’t get my medication anymore.
  • Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. (My friend taught me when I was seven ._.)

[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
  • Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night. (Uh…I past up plenty of parties, things, and important stuff like school to play Layo.)

[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." (I would if I could, but the closest store is a 20 min drive away, and there is no public transit)
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.


[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

Nine…Scary…

Oh and to the Otaku Question……

Sore Wa himitsu Desu *winks*
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