The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stranzini on February 15, 2006, 05:00:07 AM
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Sen Stranzini has left a neatly written note with the pawn shop owner in Fort velensk
"To whomever is the owner of the animals here, I'm very sorry.
I was feeding your chickens to get some eggs - they're very hungry by the way, I think you should feed them more often - and when I didn't have any more corn left they all thronged around me and I couldn't get away at all. They wouldn't let me move away in any direction, I tried and tried to get away.
So - I taunted them, just a few choice words about their chickenhood. I didn't know they speak common, I guess, I really didn't expect what happened then. They became very angry and attacked me and your cow came running and attacked me as well. I ran away - ask Mr Pawn Shop man, he saw the whole thing - but they came after me, even out the city gate, pecking and goring and goring and pecking and well, I can't run faster than your chickens and cows so I really had no choice but to kill them all.
I killed them all. I left the meat with mr Pawn Shop man, I hope you can at least get the use of that. I'm very sorry about what happened, I just didn't know they would do that!
I will make restitution to you if you seek me out in Hlint. And when you get new ones, I promise I won't taunt them any more. In fact, I'm not sure I'll feed them anymore so maybe you better look into that next time."
//ooc - so there are no more chickens and one less cow at Fort Velensk - GM do they respawn automatically at next reset or do you need to take care of something?
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//// *snickers, then busts into a full laugh*
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'Sen the Chicken Killer', that will be a hard name to shake off.
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//*lfalls out of chair laughing*
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//Thanks for letting us know! Good job.
They will come back on the next server reboot.
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//ROFL :D
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//*laughs--a lot.* Oh, the imagery this conjures!
I never knew cows were so loyal to chickens.
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heh heh once another player asked me to move them with animal Empathy cause he would have the corn, I didnt have the skill though, so I tried to see what taunt did....
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LoL. I got surrounded once by the evil chcickens of Fort Velensk. I think I logged out then back in and was moved or started a fire.
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Can't say they didn't have it coming. I think everyone who has ever fed the chickens has harbored certain longings for roast chicken. It's the clucking I think....
Esi
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//rotfl.....a good post to wake up to.
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very very funny I wish so much i could have been there to see
"When CHIKENS GO BAD"
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// RofL if it wasn't funny enough about the chickens but the valiant Cows rushing to there rescue has me laughing my butt off!
My Q is to big L, Is this noble deed enough to shift the Cows alignment from nuetral to NG?
RofL :) :) :)
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//LOL thats realy funny
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IN TIME THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER
"a hero is no braver then an ordinary man he is just brave 5 minutes longer"
"courage is fear holding on a minute longer"
"he who fears being conqured is sure of defeat"
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// LOL now people will fear the berserker chickens at Fort Velensk.
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//LOL...... Chickens lurking to ambush adventurers to take their gold and become a force to be reckoned with in Fort Velensk. They have made a pagt with the cows ...so beware.
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((OOC
An epic tale worthy of note in the lore of the land.
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*posts a note below his*
This has happened to me as well! While it should be rare that such creatures have turned to violence, it's been happening all too often in these lands. I suspect that they are either being trained for violence in some sort of illegal cockfighting ring, or perhaps that a misguided follower of the Dark Treefather is bidding them to revolt. There was also the instance many years ago of the elven ranger who led the livestock to march upon the courthous of Hlint in protest, trying to gain equal rights as humanoids under the law; though that was a peaceful protest. None of the above would suprise me. The important thing is that ye are safe and that even though this was clearly an act of elf-defense, that you came forward and informed the farmer so that he would not blame an innocent bystander needlessly. Many thanks for your courage.
-Farros Galdor
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//This is almost as bad as the time I accidentally killed the town crier out of annoyance.
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:D
Oh... I needed that today!!!
And yes, I've felt like going on a feathery rampage once or twice myself, when surrounded by the little beggars. Just never had the nerve to make chicken fricassee.
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//wakes up from a nap
grabs a bowl of cereal
sits down to read the daily forums
chortles and promptly spews a mouthful of milk all over her monitor
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// i knew chickens where evil! with their little eyes and their constant clucking... those aren't eggs those are grenades of unfathomable evil! :o ....sorry... i had a bit of sugar this morning....
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Beware. Old McDonald is probably breeding a newer, sturdier chicken that can lure you in with the promise of eggs and peck you into a fly-blown corpse in under 2 minutes as we type. The Mark II Bessie with sharpened hooves and acid-spewing udders is already a prototype, I'd bet.
Revenge will be his, oh yes. EE-EI-EE-EI-DOOM!
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Cows With Guns
by Dana Lyons
by Dana Lyons, copyright 1996
Intro
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Am G Am
AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
GCows aren't Amfun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he ed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with [Am]guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
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//cora had the same problem with the chickens in fort wayfare.. nothing more humiliating than bleeding to death at the hands, er , beaks of some chickens. :)
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http://www.layonara.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=107490
Chickens are evil! Its why Nepp permed *he nods sagely*