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Title: Headlines
Post by: minerva on February 20, 2006, 10:08:08 PM

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005:  
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]  
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge [SIZE=16][/SIZE][/COLOR][/b]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] [SIZE=16][/SIZE][/COLOR][/b]Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right?  
 

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: lonnarin on February 20, 2006, 11:17:56 PM

On the crack found on Governor's Daughter...  I live in Florida, and no, it was not a misprint. ;)

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: freemen2 on February 21, 2006, 12:47:10 AM

heh heh ;)

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: Marswipp on February 21, 2006, 07:34:05 AM

It's the wording that is off!

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: EventHorizon on February 21, 2006, 08:56:04 AM

Not all newspaper people are good writers ;)

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: Niles09 on February 21, 2006, 09:00:07 AM

heh heh that was surely a good laugh :)

Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: DarkMerc_1017 on February 21, 2006, 10:42:31 AM

heh heh nice
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