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In-Character Forums => Trade and Market Hall => Topic started by: Leanthar on April 18, 2006, 11:49:12 AM

Title: For Sale - JUST A JOKE! :)
Post by: Leanthar on April 18, 2006, 11:49:12 AM
This is from the IRC chatter. Thought it was pretty funny. Here you go.
  For sale: One bloodpool, slightly used * Weeblie snickers. 5,000,000GP or best offer * Weeblie grins. Wanted: Reliable generals. Weaknesses preferred resolved. Don't leave phylacteries, magical swords, planar layers, etc. lying around for people to sway you with. Inquire within. Right... :) Pay good benifits wonderful Must not have aspirations of grandeur greater than my own. Only serious inquiries requested. Hehehe... Halfling despoilers of temples need not apply Travel included Ozymandias need not apply Void where prohibited all rights reserved * DMOE giggled 2006 Layoblight productions (tm) Side effects may include random attacks by eager adventurers, exposure to extreme amounts of magic and sudden uncontrolable death. Please consult your physician before undertaking any serious tyranny program Consult your physician to see if being one of Blood's generals is right for you.
Title: Re: For Sale - JUST A JOKE! :)
Post by: Weeblie on April 18, 2006, 11:52:49 AM
// psst... you forgot the deadline... ;)
Title: Re: For Sale - JUST A JOKE! :)
Post by: Filatus on April 18, 2006, 11:57:34 AM
Heheh, funny. Can't wait to get back on Irc and Layo for that matter. Hope those computerboys hurry up with fixing my PC.
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