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Title: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: darkstorme on July 24, 2006, 07:23:04 AM
This would be unremittingly evil, most likely... but it's an interesting concept, so I thought I'd propose it in General Discussion and see the reaction.

What would happen if you mined a creature upon whom you'd just successfully cast Flesh to Stone?  What is the mineral content, say, of a petrified elf?  It would be a thoroughly evil source of CNR, but temptation towards alignment violation is always a good thing, IMHO.  So, minable enemies?  Thoughts?
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on July 24, 2006, 07:27:28 AM
I think what the spell does is turn the object into a granite-like material.  If such is the case, then what would be mined would be a granite-like rock... so, nothing useful for our CNR system.  However, still useful in killing or displaying your enemies....
Title: RE: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Dorganath on July 24, 2006, 07:33:05 AM
Ahh...but you could make kitchen countertops out of them. *nods a few times*
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: LordCove on July 24, 2006, 07:39:43 AM
Either that.....or use them as statues to adorn your home....that would be good. Turn a large Ogre into stone and have it as a decoration in your home.
Nice
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on July 24, 2006, 07:41:48 AM
"Ahh, and here we have the newest addition to the house.  It's furnished with only the finest of marble from petrified illithid and drow.  Each counter top was molded from their torsos, while each of the side tables, as you can see, are supported by the creatures' lower appendages."
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Faldred on July 24, 2006, 07:41:59 AM
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LordCove - 7/24/2006  10:39 AM

Either that.....or use them as statues to adorn your home....that would be good. Turn a large Ogre into stone and have it as a decoration in your home.
Nice


Yeah, right until someone decides to cast "dispel magic" or "stone to flesh" on your collection.  Layonara homeowner's insurance doesn't cover that kind of damage.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on July 24, 2006, 07:43:44 AM
heh, that's why you drill a nice litttle hole in the throat of each statue, so that ~if~ someone restores them, they come back to life significantly damaged and don't actually live very long.

they also make lovely fountains.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: darkstorme on July 24, 2006, 08:27:24 AM
Or take the approach used in the Dungeon adventure "The Statue Garden", where the medusa responsible for the statues carefully snapped the head off each statue and then replaced it with a drop of glue to hold it in place.  However, "Stone to Flesh" would still be a messy spell to cast in such a well-adorned home.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Gunther on July 24, 2006, 09:10:25 AM
two words.......lawn gnomes
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on July 24, 2006, 12:10:35 PM
eek!
Title: RE: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Talan Va'lash on July 24, 2006, 04:56:55 PM
A maralith can be my coat rack.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on July 24, 2006, 05:47:54 PM
Wow. "A bead of petrified flesh." How's that for an item name? A focus component for... Och, I dunno, Power Word: Kill?
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Acacea on July 24, 2006, 06:15:29 PM
Flesh to Stone and Stone to Flesh ;)
Title: RE: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Diamondedge on July 24, 2006, 07:00:28 PM
Reminds me of King's Quest, with the gingerbread people outside the witch's house.

Also, do people feel the time pass when they're petrified? I've never actually read up on petrification effects, and so forth. A cruel trick to play would be to flesh-to-stone someone, move them and cast a disguise upon yourself, stone-to-flesh them and tell them that it's two or three hundred years in the future and that everyone they love is long, long gone.

I like the idea of a garden gnome. Turor would probably buy petrified goblins to adorn his home or something. :)
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on July 24, 2006, 07:02:17 PM
What happens when you cast Stone to Flesh on, say, a lump of granite?
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Acacea on July 24, 2006, 07:13:31 PM
I think it's meant only to restore someone under the effects of petrification--not to turn any lump of stone into some fleshy pieces. So unless the lump of granite was a petrified brownie... probably nothing. Or maybe it turns mushy. But I doubt it. :)
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Crunch on July 24, 2006, 07:21:26 PM
So a stone to flesh spell doesn't turn rocks into tasty morsels?  I thought that was where chicken fingers came from.  I guess I'll keep buying a bunch of cook's specials before I go adventuring.

Esi
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Acacea on July 24, 2006, 10:00:54 PM
Stone to flesh... a mage's source of trail rations. Nice!
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Dorganath on July 24, 2006, 10:07:30 PM
Adventurer 1: mmm...that smells good.  Whatcha cookin' up there, Frank?
Adventurer 2: This? Oh just some bricks from that ruined tower we passed about a mile back...Want a slice?
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on July 24, 2006, 10:14:55 PM
Totally doing that in my next PnP session, Dorg. Wow.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Faldred on July 25, 2006, 04:37:47 AM
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Stephen_Zuckerman - 7/24/2006  10:02 PM

What happens when you cast Stone to Flesh on, say, a lump of granite?


You'll get a lump-of-granite sized chuck of fleshy goop, I imagine.  Useful, if a tad messy, for eliminating a boulder blocking an escape path.  (Cast StF and hack away.)



Or, for the more tactically-minded, good for removing/weakening one or more key support stones in a bridge, wall, or tower.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: FlameStrike on July 25, 2006, 05:12:40 AM
You guys are making me hungry... Thank god i'm on my lunch break now, though. :)
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Force_of_Will_ on July 25, 2006, 05:36:26 AM
Just hope another more powerful mage dont dispel your spell after you ate the Bricks.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: lunchboxkilla on July 25, 2006, 05:44:50 AM
Well.. Ina PNP setting flesh to stone and Vice a versa has it very handy Food preserving effects.. Cook some meat stone it and Poof... you got food for like ever.. Better than the Cleric's purify food and drink spells and you can make a killing selling stone meat to other mages that travle far and beyond if they can carry the extra weight or some one to carry it.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: darkstorme on July 25, 2006, 07:38:45 AM
@Force_Of_Will - you can't dispel StF or FtS - only the counterspell will work.

And as it happens, there's a character on Layo whose backstory specifies that they were petrified 400 years prior to present and were restored by a passing mage.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Faldred on July 25, 2006, 07:43:18 AM
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Force_of_Will_ - 7/25/2006  8:36 AM

Just hope another more powerful mage dont dispel your spell after you ate the Bricks.


I've heard of passing a stone, but... ouch!
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on July 25, 2006, 10:28:15 AM
Actually, PnP... Flesh to Stone then a miniaturizing spell, and blamo. Counterspell the micro, counterspell the FtS, a little Burning Hands action and you're good to go.
Title: Re: Possible new source of CNR (Semi-serious)
Post by: Diamondedge on July 25, 2006, 12:13:10 PM
Actually, my DM allowed turning solid granite into hunks of meat. It was a wonderful way to beat a dragon. Our two wizards cast a series of stone-to-flesh spells, and the DM ruled that the rules would be like stone-to-mud spells. The dragon was sleeping, and was awoken by a big pile of meat. It began eating happily, and then we turned the ground to mud beneath it, then turned the mud to stone. Warriors hacked away, dragon died, we got bonus XP for tactics, and plunder beyond our wildest dreams. :)
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