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Title: magical items: what is yours?
Post by: Wraithdur on September 04, 2006, 02:44:41 PM
which magical items do you have in RL? i posses many, one is the [SIZE=24]AMULET OF CURED MEATS[/SIZE], it allows me to construc a shield of cured meats around myself (similar to barkskin). it has proved usefull in many circumstances (except the time i was attacked by rabid dogs *shudder*) :p
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Post by: crazedgoblin on September 05, 2006, 12:00:29 PM
i have the amulet of bad Karma +2 myself, its a quest item and i cannot get rid of it :P
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Post by: Eorendil on September 05, 2006, 12:14:08 PM
The doorway of forgetfulness (DC:40). You walk through that door and instantly forget whatever it was you came in for.
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Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on September 05, 2006, 12:50:28 PM
Marker of Permanence. Named "Sharpie," this strange pen JUST WON'T WASH OFF.
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Post by: Marswipp on September 05, 2006, 01:34:36 PM
What about a "+3 CPU of Gaming"? 'cause that's one of the things I have.
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Post by: darkstorme on September 05, 2006, 06:05:59 PM
I've got a variant on Gnomish Lenses.  They save me from having to take the -20 to Spot and -4 to DEX checks that results from the curse known as Enhanced Myopia.
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Post by: Jonzer Hexblade on September 05, 2006, 09:14:18 PM
My personal favorite is my long time buddy. A +5 Ring of protection from learning lessons.  Guarenteed to let that lesson go in one ear and out the other.    (Elrend died about 5 times in the last 3 days before he perm'd =D Just kept convincing myself things would go better next time)
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Post by: Xandor Loriland on September 05, 2006, 09:26:04 PM
I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge.  I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it.  It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station.  Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.

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Post by: darkstorme on September 05, 2006, 10:07:19 PM
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Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006  12:26 AM

I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge.  I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it.  It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station.  Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.


Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words.  "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.
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Post by: silverdraco on September 06, 2006, 12:56:12 AM
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darkstorme - 9/6/2006  7:07 AM  
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Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006  12:26 AM  I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge.  I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it.  It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station.  Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.
 Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words.  "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.
   What?? You have to use those things to get knowledge? I thought you have to use those things to play games. That’s what I do, together with friend I haven't seen and probably never will. I play games like roll dice and play to be someone your not it also has moving vehicle and whole armies to play with.   It has great games and I like it allot.
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Post by: lunchboxkilla on September 06, 2006, 06:39:30 AM
Rune stone of Machine spirits. Summons up the machine spirt that lurks within a metal box that sits on my floor and work in conjuction to the windows of the machine.

Work shirt of job pro: +10 will checks VS leaving job rolls

Work boots: +3 Ac to any toe related attacks

 New yorker of Chrisler: increase movement 1-120 MPH Must have Keys of car inorder to be used

Keys of car: Once in a great while they will cast invisiblity on them selves and be lost to owner for 1D4 hours.

Gameboy of nintendo: +10 will checks Vs bordem rolls
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Post by: LynnJuniper on September 06, 2006, 08:53:32 AM
Starbucks' Epic Potion of Awakening -- Nuff said...
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Post by: steverimmer on September 06, 2006, 10:20:07 AM
I have a +10 T Shirt of Body Odour...great for creating space on a crowded bus or train :)
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Post by: Honora on September 06, 2006, 12:17:28 PM
Amulet of Toddler Attraction.

I sit down at the computer to do a) work b) research c) Writing Team stuff d) NWN e) nothing at all, and the amulet glows slightly and instantly a 19 month old boy comes over wanting milk, cookie, book, ball, play, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I need a wife.
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Post by: Marswipp on September 06, 2006, 02:18:37 PM
What about an EMW Reciever 100Hz+?
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Post by: Wraithdur on September 06, 2006, 02:38:11 PM
i once owned the boots of cured meats, but i traded them in because they were squelchy.
  so now i use the ring of plot holes, while i wear it i can see plot holes in any film within a range of 100'
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Post by: Marswipp on September 06, 2006, 02:40:21 PM
I have "EM Pressure Machines +30" :P
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Post by: J-ser on September 06, 2006, 02:46:34 PM
I've got an epic chair of holding. The second you touch it, you can't walk for 1D8 + 2 hours. To prevent boredom, I leave it right in front of the computer.
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Post by: Guardian 452 on September 06, 2006, 02:50:00 PM
Ring of Negativity.

No matter what I can come up with a negative spin to just about any situation. Not always a bad thing though.... but still.

My wife calls me Mr. Negative most of the time.  ;)

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Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on September 06, 2006, 02:57:02 PM
Mousepad of Right Clicking - This sprayed-on polymer, on the surface of my Desk of Holding, has a 95% chance to prevent mis-clicks, reducing thier occurance to once every three years.
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Post by: Marswipp on September 06, 2006, 03:27:29 PM
"Portable Device of Mass-Storage +9"
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Post by: drgn_hntr_alpha on September 07, 2006, 12:42:17 PM
canister of energy +3
  +3 hrs to LSF (less sleep factor )
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Post by: Wraithdur on September 07, 2006, 12:49:52 PM
i own some magical beans, +1hour of LSF each. they are chocolate covered too.
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Post by: J-ser on September 07, 2006, 02:07:30 PM
While trying to get to sleep last night i discovered another item in my possesion.
The Mattress of immunity to sleep, who ever is in contact with it is suddenly immune to all the effects of the sleep spell.
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Post by: Marswipp on September 07, 2006, 03:01:46 PM
Books of Learning/Teaching +13 *goes back to the books*
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Post by: darkstorme on September 07, 2006, 05:21:32 PM
Horn of Blasting - or so you'd think, from my neighbours' reaction when I'm practicing.  (Though they like Rhapsody in Blue. :) )
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Post by: Marswipp on September 07, 2006, 07:05:46 PM
"Complex IDE of C++ (Student Edition)" -50 penalty to simple file layout.
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Post by: Eight-Bit on September 13, 2006, 06:28:50 PM
I have a shotgun.

When I point it at things I don't like, they tend to explode as if by some strange magical means.
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Post by: Dark1- on September 13, 2006, 08:58:42 PM
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Honora - 9/6/2006  12:17 PM

Amulet of Toddler Attraction.

I sit down at the computer to do a) work b) research c) Writing Team stuff d) NWN e) nothing at all, and the amulet glows slightly and instantly a 19 month old boy comes over wanting milk, cookie, book, ball, play, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I need a wife.


A wife does NOT negate the effects of the amulet trust me
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Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on September 13, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
No, but a wife gives a +2 bonus to your save against the toddler.

Hat of CHA +2. Hey, it's a hat. And it's just that spiffy.
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Post by: Pseudonym on September 14, 2006, 12:14:22 AM
I have a RING OF ETERNAL SERVITUDE *looks over shoulder nervously* and someone has used a MAGICAL DUST OF NEGLECT on most of the surfaces in my house!!
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Post by: Marswipp on September 14, 2006, 01:35:38 PM
Something Difficult +10000
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Post by: Doc-Holiday on September 30, 2006, 08:11:29 PM
The Unremoveable Ring of Summon Angry Boss IV

unfortunatly it's broken and self targets

Also.. it's a perminent affect
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Post by: Marswipp on October 01, 2006, 03:26:54 PM
I believe it is "effect" not "affect".

"Packaging bubbles of 'Demise (http://decklinsdemise.com/)'" (Use: Protect the game for mailing [1])
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Post by: Faldred on October 02, 2006, 08:41:36 AM
I have a +15 Portable Bard that tells me wonderful stories or interesting music, at my whim.
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