The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Wraithdur on September 04, 2006, 02:44:41 PM
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which magical items do you have in RL? i posses many, one is the [SIZE=24]AMULET OF CURED MEATS[/SIZE], it allows me to construc a shield of cured meats around myself (similar to barkskin). it has proved usefull in many circumstances (except the time i was attacked by rabid dogs *shudder*) :p
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i have the amulet of bad Karma +2 myself, its a quest item and i cannot get rid of it :P
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The doorway of forgetfulness (DC:40). You walk through that door and instantly forget whatever it was you came in for.
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Marker of Permanence. Named "Sharpie," this strange pen JUST WON'T WASH OFF.
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What about a "+3 CPU of Gaming"? 'cause that's one of the things I have.
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I've got a variant on Gnomish Lenses. They save me from having to take the -20 to Spot and -4 to DEX checks that results from the curse known as Enhanced Myopia.
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My personal favorite is my long time buddy. A +5 Ring of protection from learning lessons. Guarenteed to let that lesson go in one ear and out the other. (Elrend died about 5 times in the last 3 days before he perm'd =D Just kept convincing myself things would go better next time)
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I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.
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Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006 12:26 AM
I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.
Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words. "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.
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darkstorme - 9/6/2006 7:07 AM Xandor Loriland - 9/6/2006 12:26 AM I have a Notebook of Infinite Knowledge. I open it up and click on this button and type in what I want to find out about and it tells me everything there is to know about it. It can run out of charges if I take it to far from my house or other infusing crafting station. Its fortunate there are so many mini infusing stations on almost every wall.
Ahh, but that only works if you have the right command words. "Google" and "Wikipedia" work well, but "MySpace", "AOL", and "Fox News" induce a curse which results in a total knowledge check failure.
What?? You have to use those things to get knowledge? I thought you have to use those things to play games. That’s what I do, together with friend I haven't seen and probably never will. I play games like roll dice and play to be someone your not it also has moving vehicle and whole armies to play with. It has great games and I like it allot.
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Rune stone of Machine spirits. Summons up the machine spirt that lurks within a metal box that sits on my floor and work in conjuction to the windows of the machine.
Work shirt of job pro: +10 will checks VS leaving job rolls
Work boots: +3 Ac to any toe related attacks
New yorker of Chrisler: increase movement 1-120 MPH Must have Keys of car inorder to be used
Keys of car: Once in a great while they will cast invisiblity on them selves and be lost to owner for 1D4 hours.
Gameboy of nintendo: +10 will checks Vs bordem rolls
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Starbucks' Epic Potion of Awakening -- Nuff said...
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I have a +10 T Shirt of Body Odour...great for creating space on a crowded bus or train :)
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Amulet of Toddler Attraction.
I sit down at the computer to do a) work b) research c) Writing Team stuff d) NWN e) nothing at all, and the amulet glows slightly and instantly a 19 month old boy comes over wanting milk, cookie, book, ball, play, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need a wife.
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What about an EMW Reciever 100Hz+?
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i once owned the boots of cured meats, but i traded them in because they were squelchy.
so now i use the ring of plot holes, while i wear it i can see plot holes in any film within a range of 100'
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I have "EM Pressure Machines +30" :P
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I've got an epic chair of holding. The second you touch it, you can't walk for 1D8 + 2 hours. To prevent boredom, I leave it right in front of the computer.
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Ring of Negativity.
No matter what I can come up with a negative spin to just about any situation. Not always a bad thing though.... but still.
My wife calls me Mr. Negative most of the time. ;)
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Mousepad of Right Clicking - This sprayed-on polymer, on the surface of my Desk of Holding, has a 95% chance to prevent mis-clicks, reducing thier occurance to once every three years.
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"Portable Device of Mass-Storage +9"
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canister of energy +3
+3 hrs to LSF (less sleep factor )
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i own some magical beans, +1hour of LSF each. they are chocolate covered too.
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While trying to get to sleep last night i discovered another item in my possesion.
The Mattress of immunity to sleep, who ever is in contact with it is suddenly immune to all the effects of the sleep spell.
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Books of Learning/Teaching +13 *goes back to the books*
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Horn of Blasting - or so you'd think, from my neighbours' reaction when I'm practicing. (Though they like Rhapsody in Blue. :) )
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"Complex IDE of C++ (Student Edition)" -50 penalty to simple file layout.
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I have a shotgun.
When I point it at things I don't like, they tend to explode as if by some strange magical means.
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Honora - 9/6/2006 12:17 PM
Amulet of Toddler Attraction.
I sit down at the computer to do a) work b) research c) Writing Team stuff d) NWN e) nothing at all, and the amulet glows slightly and instantly a 19 month old boy comes over wanting milk, cookie, book, ball, play, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need a wife.
A wife does NOT negate the effects of the amulet trust me
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No, but a wife gives a +2 bonus to your save against the toddler.
Hat of CHA +2. Hey, it's a hat. And it's just that spiffy.
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I have a RING OF ETERNAL SERVITUDE *looks over shoulder nervously* and someone has used a MAGICAL DUST OF NEGLECT on most of the surfaces in my house!!
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Something Difficult +10000
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The Unremoveable Ring of Summon Angry Boss IV
unfortunatly it's broken and self targets
Also.. it's a perminent affect
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I believe it is "effect" not "affect".
"Packaging bubbles of 'Demise (http://decklinsdemise.com/)'" (Use: Protect the game for mailing [1])
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I have a +15 Portable Bard that tells me wonderful stories or interesting music, at my whim.