The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: LynnJuniper on September 20, 2006, 08:14:33 PM
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This ain't serious first of all, its just for laughs , and poking fun at the stereotypes of the server...well, you'll see.. Feel free to add on!
1 Drink whenever a Drow is welcome or accepted in Hlint (2 if accepted by dwarf, 3 by elf, 10 if said elf forms romantic bond with said drow. 20 if Drow ad elf are same sex)
1 Drink whenever someone alludes to a tragic past
1 Drink for every child born onto two adventurers
1 Drink for every marriage between adventurers (2 if the marriage is interracial)
1 Drink for every hypocritical statement (2 if its NOT said by a cleric or paladin)
1 Drink for every torrent love affair spotted on server
1 Drink for every non elf speaking elven
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Aww come on you missed....
1 drink for every *nod* you get from a passer by.
1 drink everytime you see Erag NOT inside the Wildsurge Inn.
5 drinks if you witness Garent do something UESEFULL!
;)
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and 1 drink for everytime you log on (helps you rp better, and people can't hear you slurr)
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Oh, my... I would be drunk 24/7 if I followed your guidelines! :)
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1 Drink whenever someone misclicks Rest.
1 Drink whenever a DM drops something nasty on you. (You'll need it.)
1 Drink whenever Brisbane threatens to eat Pyyran.
1 Drink whenever Pyyran gets killed. (Two if by a fellow partymember. Three if from one of his own scrolls or wands.)
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Take three shots of tequila when a high level duelist flies into the air in an acrobatic attack, lands on your head, and does 228 damage.
Chase with a beer when someone gets you with a heal potion so you can still laugh about it with 4 HP.
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One drink for every tell that got said in party or talk accidentally...
Two drinks if it's about someone in the party or immediate vicinity...
Three drinks if said person is a GM.
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Two immediately spring to mind, i'm sure there will be more later - I can see this is a line of thought that is going to fester!!
1 drink for every really lame paladin/cleric justification for attacking those creatures. ("they've been known to prey on adventurers . . . I've heard they do")
1 drink for every time a wizard or sorceror magic missiles an already dead monster.
PS. Brilliant post LynnJuniper! :)
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Ok, can't sleep so...
1 drink every time the party mage casts a spell centered on the front line, knowing they're warded, or that the others' reflex save will keep them from taking damage
1 drink for every time a party cleric casts bless
1 drink every time a party member sets off a trap (a chaser if they do it deliberately, in an attempt to disarm it)
2 drinks every time a natural 1 results in the worst case scenario (you'll need them)
2 drinks and a chaser every time a natural 20 isn't "good enough" (you'll need them as well)
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Heheheheheheh Thanks!
1 Drink for every time a mage puts a buff on a PC that already had that buff put on them by another mage (2 if the second mages Buff is weaker: Ie: GMW +3/VS +5)
1 Drink for every time someone implies or states that Remiel is a womanizer
1 Drink for every time Freldo spams that laugh! ((We'd all be dead there guys :) ))
And Take 5 Shots for every time a Quest would've been solved by the simplest available answer that you thought was too easy and therefore looked over (TRUST me , you'll need it)
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1 Drink for every wizard who thinks he's a bad-arse Necromancer
1 Drink for every wizard who uses the Stoneskis, Greater Stoneskin, Shadow Sheild, Ethereal Visage combo.
1 Drink for people who switch on and off items before they make checks that should have been instantanious! (+1 drink for every +5 to the skill that the items add.)
1 Shot for every elf that says, "Har!" and thinks it's funny.
1 Drink for every fighter that took 5 levels of rogue. (Take two shots if they used the excuse "He wants to learn where the best places to strike are" in his/her bio.)
1 Drink for every wound that leaves a scar... 2 drinks if it's a really cool looking scar... 5 shots if it's a horribly disfiguring scar... down the entire bottle if it's a debilitating injury.
Last... 1 drink for dwarves in full plate... 2 drinks for dwarves in mail... 2 shots for dwarves in leather... 5 shots for dwarves who think they have a sense of fashion... 10 shots for dwarves named Percy.
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LynnJuniper - 9/20/2006 11:14 PM
1 Drink whenever a Drow is welcome or accepted in Hlint (2 if accepted by dwarf, 3 by elf, 10 if said elf forms romantic bond with said drow. 20 if Drow ad elf are same sex)
We're talkin' elves here... one would think the 20 would apply only if they were DIFFERENT sexes.
8)
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1 shot for insane comments from celgar
2 shots if celgar doesn't summon a golem in battle
whole bottle if he says somethign smart
1 shot for random graves
2 shots if its some one you know
3 shots if its yours
8 shots if its yours the second tme in the same spot because you were busy getting three shots and didn't see the monsters Respawned
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one shot when some one uses number in their RP (IE "Oh I have 50 gold in my pouch")
50 shots if some one take the time to spell the numbers out (IE "Well I have two-hundred gold in my pouch")
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LynnJuniper - 9/22/2006 8:36 AM
1 Drink for every time someone implies or states that Remiel is a womanizer
I would of been passed out with that one
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lunchboxkilla - 9/22/2006 12:10 PM 50 shots if some one take the time to spell the numbers out (IE "Well I have two-hundred gold in my pouch")
Meh, I always spell out my numbers when RPing. Dunno why... I guess I'd have killed off a few dozenLayonarians with 50 shots by now then though.
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ZeroVega - 9/22/2006 12:53 PM lunchboxkilla - 9/22/2006 12:10 PM 50 shots if some one take the time to spell the numbers out (IE "Well I have two-hundred gold in my pouch")
Meh, I always spell out my numbers when RPing. Dunno why... I guess I'd have killed off a few dozen Layonarians with 50 shots by now then though.
Ditto. 3 shots for every time the DM misclicks and makes the wrong person Invulnerable. 4 if it's you. 5 if it leads to the best RP of your life. Just knock back the bottle when he tells you you can't RP it. *chuckles* (I still think that's hilarious, by the way.) 1 shot every time someone says "min" IC, referring to minutes. 1 shot every time someone pulls off a voiceset comment, which is then followed by a storm of others. 1 shot every time Ozy spells an important word wrong. 1 shot every time Celgar spells an important word right. 2 shots every time Mith does something intelligent. 10 shots every time Pyyran gets ANYTHING right. 1 shot every time I'm reprimanded by the Team for what I intended as good clean fun.
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*cringes*
Alright well Just as a forewarning I was trying NOT to get into Character insults..so can we lay off them a bit please thanks? ^_^;
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How much is that, one shot? *Looks up at "reprimands from the Team", and cackles.*
1 shot for every time a wizard comes up with a new IC explanation for the Tome of Teleportation.
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What happened to my contribution? Did it get eaten by the monsters of cyberspace? *gasp*
1 drink anytime a Tiefling is heard speaking in Cant (5 if they started speaking it after originally speaking normally)
2 drinks if anyone ELSE speaks in Cant
1 drink anytime the response to "What should we do?" is "Let's ask Ozy" (3 if it's during a DM-run quest)
6 drinks anytime a Drow is wielding dual scimitars. (10 if he's also a ranger.)
A sip everytime phoenetics are needed to understand what someone just said. (Don't want to get plastered, here.)
2 drinks anytime someone *makes a gesture that eloquently explains precisely the idea they have in mind, regardless of the languages they speak or their INT score*
5 drinks (you'll need 'em) if, after gathering materials, and slogging your way through all the precursor stages... you fail in crafting the item for which you worked so hard.
And finally (though we're safe from this until subraces are allowed again):
4 drinks anytime anyone confuses "half-fiend/celestial" with "tiefling/asimar".
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5 drinks for every person who complains about the looter after the outing... when they themselves turned down the job!
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1 drink everytime you see Ash flirting with a person she ISN'T with
1 drink everytime you see an old person driving a cool new sports car. ;)
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One drink every time Lonn goes afk to raid the fridge for another drink. Unless you're a dwarf, you're toast. ;)
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1 Shot whenever Rhynn starts pacing!
2 If someone complains about it!
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1 Shot whenever Laereth starts pacing.
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2 Shots whenever some Conan style fighter charges headlong into battle and dies...
a furthur 2 shots if you run in and save the day.....
and 5 shots ( and a lick of salt and suck of lime) if you run in to save him and get yourself killed.
And 1 more shot for wondering where exactly Godim goes for a "afk....smoke"
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1shot every time you see a sober dwarf
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 shots (make sure a paramedic is on hand) everytime you see a wemic (i did recently, whent to the bindstone after 7,032,284)
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Wemics! Fluffy's back! I
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LordCove - 9/25/2006 7:20 AM
2 Shots whenever some Conan style fighter charges headlong into battle and dies...
Hey, now... Zug hasn't even been around for a while...
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*grumbles* okay I am on it....
One drink every time a dwarfs says "aye" or "nay"
One drink every time somone *nods*
One drink every time somone *giggles* - -1 drink if it is a elf... +10 drinks if it is a male dwarf.......btw I have to test that
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Varka - 9/25/2006 12:58 PM
*grumbles* okay I am on it....
One drink every time a dwarfs says "aye" or "nay"
One drink every time somone *nods*
One drink every time somone *giggles* - -1 drink if it is a elf... +10 drinks if it is a male dwarf.......btw I have to test that
Two drinks anytime a dwarf says "laddie" or "lassie".
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1 Drink every time Key tells someone to "Shaddap!"
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1 drink everytime Madilda studders. (2 drinks if you can still understand her... 3 if you're so drunk that she sounds normal)
1 drink for every Bloodwell that Triba destroyed
1 drink for every year of Ozy's life... ;)
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ZeroVega - 9/25/2006 3:03 PM
1 drink for every year of Ozy's life... ;)
Thats four thousand some odd drinks! I don't want to die!
How about
1 Drink for every character with a studder
1 Drink for every insane reaction to the mention of Pie
1 Drink for every time someone thinks its funny to drop Darkness in Hlint. 4 if Garent does something about it
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One drink for every dumb half-giant who smashes the Hlint sundial at night because it's "broken".
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1 Drink for every nat 1 Weston Pendrot rolls (2 drinks if it's impossible to fail said roll)
1 Drink for every battle he shouldn't charge into, but does
1 drink for every "Dash it all!" or "I say!"
2 drinks if you catch him saying "Capitol!" or "Chap"
1 drink for every impossible situation that Weston rolls a Nat 20 for
(Like the trapped hall he ballroom danced through in medium armor, or the Illithid overmind that tried to read his thoughts and came back blank)
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1 Drink for every giant Half Orc or Wemic speaking perfect english
1 Drink for every Druid Ranger or Nature that explodes when someone kills an animal purposelessly
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Wraithdur - 9/25/2006 11:20 AM
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 shots (make sure a paramedic is on hand) everytime you see a wemic (i did recently, whent to the bindstone after 7,032,284)
I'm going to have to break out my wemic agian.
2 drinks if J'ser ever finds something when he leads the "Investiagations with the Dragons Whisper"
5 if more then two people make it back alive from one.
10 if one of those people is J'ser.
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1 drink for every time someone uses this thread to promote how kooky their character is!
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ZeroVega - 9/25/2006 2:03 PM 1 drink for every Bloodwell that Triba destroyed
Hehe that made me teary.
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1drink for everytime one dwarf says "ack"
2 drinks ifa different dwarf then says "aye"
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2 drinks for every adventurer couple that has had twins
3 drinks if its triplets
4 drinks if its... you get the point
And in shameless self-promotion of how kooky my character is.
1 drink for every time Gel'larian asks someone to carry equipment because he doesn;t exercise enough.
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Thought of another!
1 drink every time someone *breathes deep* after emerging from a crypt!
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1 drink for every totally useless thread (guilty of at least 10)
1 drink for every time someone posts a question when the answer to said question is already readily availible (guilty again)
1 drink for every post in the Count to 10'000 thread
1 drink for every time someone thanks Dorg, Leanthar or a GM/Content Team member for being uber-spifftastical
1 drink for every time someone sneaks a quote from a movie into their character's dialoge on a quest (Eg: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is, never get involved in a land war on Dregar.")
1 drink for every character that was saved from Perming by that nifty little "You now have +1 Soul Strands/-1 Death Tokens" a few months ago
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One drink every time Ozy casts the See invis Legend Lore combo in Hlint
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One drink for every time someone incorrectly spells the word 'rogue' as 'rouge'.
( I know i'm scra.ping the barrel here but, really, how many posts does it take to progress from Frost Giant to something with a higher CR?)
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One drink for every day my computer runs
2 if it crashes
3 for every day I'm not in layo
25 if there is a critcal failure in my system.