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The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Guardian 452 on October 05, 2006, 08:40:41 AM
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Baldurs Gate II was one of my favorites.... many funny quotes in there!
Lets see why not start with Cespenar!
Mmm? What's this? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator....Very bad week, that.
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Lilacore (talking sword)
I know... find some rich and kill them!.. Then find someone richer and kill them too... HACK AND SLASH YOUR WAY TO FORTUNE.... WOO HOO!!!!
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*guard*
should of joined the army...
well this is actulay all they say lol, in the starting castle atleast
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Favourite dialogue by far.:D
Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
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Boy: Um... you're an elven lady, aren't you? Why are you always frowning?
Jaheira: I... I am not always frowning, I... oh, go away, child. Why are the children of this city so annoying?
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Sarevok: Ranger, turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinised as though by some ridiculous divining rod!
Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble.
Sarevok: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks!
Jan: Hey! I resemble that remark.
Sarevok: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day.
Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look.
Sarevok: What?
Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint.
Sarevok: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity.
Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better?
Sarevok: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon.
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Anyone else think you could replace mazzy with Triba or Acacea in the following scenario? :)
Yoshimo: Brave halfling lass! With the scurrying of little feet you throw yourself into the fray. It is so cute to see the little ones fight. Like a fearless samurai you are, Mazzy.
Mazzy: Honestly, Yoshimo, I am sick and tired of humans and large folk calling me cute!
Yoshimo: I cannot help it! You are like a miniature prophet of doom.
Mazzy: Oh, shut up! I won't seem so cute if I break your legs.
Yoshimo: I meant no offense, Mazzy. You should be flattered! I don't think you're ugly...
Mazzy: If you wish to end this conversation without bruises, you will silence yourself now!
Yoshimo: Yes mistress.
Mazzy: And don't call me mistress!
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lol priceless!
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Minsc - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a sword and he can feast on the meaty marrow of evil!
Edwin Odesseiron - Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!
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"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
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Best quote of all time:
Minsc: There is no hope of ever separating Minsc and Boo. Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search!
And the whole dialogue with the Troll cook who made his fingers into sausage for his captors and didn't understand why you the player would not get up on the table to be cooked; that was simply priceless.
Don't forget the conversations with Blinky the Beholder and the impetious Imps who love a rousing game of eye spy!
*starts installing BG+expansion+BG2+expansion for no apparent reason*
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Fatherchaos - 10/5/2006 12:50 PM
*starts installing BG+expansion+BG2+expansion for no apparent reason*
Arrgh... me too. I'm going to have to split my time amongst schoolwork, NWN, AND BG now! Thank you very much, Guardian! :p
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LOL
Minsc - Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging blindly on!
Lilarcor - What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool!!
Cespenar - Mmm... old rations? Do you clean pack sometimes or just pretend?
Cespenar - Ohh a book! Is good bedtime readings maybe!?.... No... is Tome of Golems... Yetch!.... Booooorrrrring!
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Did any of you play the Mod, The Darkest Day? was a pretty big one! was fun!
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man I never thought that game was so funny, I was always stopped by the poor quality graphic of it should have stick it up for a while.
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the spell icons in BG 1 and 2 are the best
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Guardian 452 - 10/5/2006 5:40 PM Baldurs Gate II was one of my favorites.... many funny quotes in there! Lets see why not start with Cespenar! Mmm? What's this? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator....Very bad week, that.
yea thats a funy one. reminds me of that goblin I think he is from the 1st and 2nd expansion of NWN. Forgot his name but he talks about the same. creatures like that can be funy if you let them.
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"A den of stinking evil! Cover you nose boo....we will leave no crevice untouched"
"Squeek!"
"Come close.....that my hamster may get a better look of you."
The Darkest day was good....but I found had a few bugs.
I even made my own Playable character Lord Cove...a young lad taken from earth and having to put up with everyones banter. He came complete with his own soundsets too ( my voice-over...chuckles )
And I made an expansion for BG1 called Rise of the Del Alorion....basically was D and D Advanced. ( ie....was hard....with loads of new spells and items and areas and.....everything )
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silverdraco - 10/5/2006 9:42 PM Guardian 452 - 10/5/2006 5:40 PM Baldurs Gate II was one of my favorites.... many funny quotes in there! Lets see why not start with Cespenar! Mmm? What's this? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator....Very bad week, that.
yea thats a funy one. reminds me of that goblin I think he is from the 1st and 2nd expansion of NWN. Forgot his name but he talks about the same. creatures like that can be funy if you let them.
Gribble....erm no whats his name Groval :D hehee
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LOL I finally played thru HotU while my cable internet was cut off... Grovel was cute....
Its break time now...Yes! No?! maybe!!!??? Noooo
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My personal favorite...
Xan: We're all doomed...
And then there are dozens of others of course. Such a great game...
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BG II was superior to BG I in pretty much every way - but one of Khalid's comments from BG I - upon his morale break:
"Th..the better part of valour! The better part of valour!"
And then, of course, there's Minsc:
"I have lost myself in your words, but Boo thinks you're just ducky. Onwards!"
"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."
"I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar."
And finally, one of my favourites from Throne of Bhaal...
Aerie: I have a question for you, Imoen... you have the taint of Bhaal within you? Does this mean you will turn into the Slayer as well?
Imoen: I certainly hope not. I... I've been thinking more and more lately about that, myself, though.
Aerie: It must be an awful feeling. I cannot imagine how Jai'mi deals with it.
Imoen: Yeah... he's been dealing with it longer, too. Sometimes, when it's quiet... I can hear the taint in my heart whispering to me. It says awful things and I almost want to scream to shut them out.
Aerie: [gasp!] You... you haven't done anything that it's said, have you?
Imoen: Well... other than that time I got up in the middle of the night to snatch a bag of cinnamon cookies, heck no.
Aerie: Oh, goo-... what? Cinnamon cookies?
Imoen: Ha ha! Oh, come on, Aerie! Lighten up, willya? I'll tell ya what, if I have any desires to murder you in the middle of the night, you'll be the first to know, okay?
Aerie: That's not very funny, Imoen. Jai'mi never makes fun of his condition that way.
Jai'mi: Well, it's been so much easier when I discovered all the Slayer really wants is a sandwich...
Aerie: Oh, fine. Everyone seems determined to make fun of me. I'll stand back here, thank you.
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I made a little search on the net after reading this.. why is every one leaving out BG3?
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Hellblazer - 10/5/2006 9:46 PM
I made a little search on the net after reading this.. why is every one leaving out BG3?
because... there is no BG3
"Feel the burning stare of my hampster! and chaaange your waaays!"
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It was Throne of Bhaal....which was good too, but bloody hard!
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Cespenar was from ToB ;)
Some thought he was annoying but I just laughed and laughed at his lines as he went thru your pack. ;)
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Kuo-Toa Leader: Klodg do g'ith dal shaog gossath! Geetaaah!
Protagonist: *sigh* This isn't going to end well, is it?
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I liked BG 1 almost more than BG 2 - there's just something about those pixelly 640x480 graphics that sets my heart aflutter. :p
Protagonist (to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty ... quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
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Can't remember the exact Cespenar quote, but it refers to the recipes. Something along the lines of:
"You know who has lots of recipes? Lady named Martha. She's around Hell somewhere...."
And then my personal favorite:
"Oh, Hindo's Doom. Can you say it? Hindo's DooooooOooOoooOoooom."
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Ohhhh good one!!!
I keep looking, but I runnings out of recipes soon. Needs to find Martha, soon. She around Hell somewhere, I thinks.
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not a quote ..but in BG I : Larry, Daryl and Daryl make an appearance on one of the side quests .
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Minsc:"Feeeel the buurrrning stare of my hampster! And change your ways."
*giggles* You only got that line though once you began to slip towards evil. Minsc told my half elf that when they killed a bunch of innocent people in somehouse some place.
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There was a beholder both in the city under the sea and in the drow lair in ToB... I saved the game before those conversations just to watch them again.... He was truly the coolest beholder ever to have floated on the earth...
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The story of BG1, the flow of the game and the NPCs make it my favourite campaign ever. :)
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Tiax: "Have ye no ears to hear?! It is as Tiax said! DESTINY! Cyric himself will lift Tiax "on-high," hurtling me to my rightful place when the time comes! You shall all be as ants before my grace, though slightly larger ants than the norm if you help me."
Jan Jansen: "I think we make a fine partnership, like Drizzt and Wulfgar! Elminster and Volo! Heh, we should go into the mobile vegetable peddling business together!"
Xzar: "Mommy, I'm-a-scared!" (This said by the crazy CE necromancer)
Quayle: "I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T."
Minsc: "Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!"
Lonk the Sane: "My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies."
Oh and, tons of them here: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur's_Gate_series
Seriously read the Jan Jansen quotes... Reminds me why I usually had that gnome in my party.
Random Kid: You're a gnome, aren't you? My momma says that gnomes are good for nothing other than decorating the grounds.
Jan: Actually, young one, I have an Uncle Witherjar who decorates grounds professionally. He has become known all across his hometown as the Garden Gnome, and I understand he makes quite the fair living at it. I don't know if I would like to work all those hours during the day, as Uncle Witherjar does, so I think I would have to turn down your mother's suggestion. I could always refer her to my Uncle, I suppose, although it is such a far way. He wants to spread his work amongst all the gnomes, but I don't think he's made much headway, yet. If your mother would rather decorate her kitchen, I suppose I could give it a whirl even if I haven't got the Witherjar touch.
Kid: Huh?
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Did anyone ever actually find all the special clothes? ie. Golden pantaloons....bronze undergarments and.....silver......something.
Turned you into some huge Iron Golem thing with Flamethrowers and stuff.
Montaron - " This party better change, or our next assailants may just live."
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LordCove - 10/10/2006 4:44 AM Did anyone ever actually find all the special clothes? ie. Golden pantaloons....bronze undergarments and.....silver......something. Turned you into some huge Iron Golem thing with Flamethrowers and stuff. Montaron - " This party better change, or our next assailants may just live."
I found them all.... but gave the first pair away in BG 1 because it was a part of a quest >.