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Title: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: OneST8 on November 05, 2006, 10:24:01 PM
Column 1      Column 2      Column 3  0. integrated      0. management      0. options 1. total      1. organizational   1. flexibility 2. systematized      2. monitored      2. capability 3. parallel      3. reciprocal      3. mobility 4. functional      4. digital      4. programming 5. responsive      5. logistical      5. concept 6. optional      6. transitional      6. time-phase 7. synchronized      7. incremental      7. projection 8. compatible      8. third-generation   8. hardware 9. balanced      9. policy      9. contingency     The procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number, then select the corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection," a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.  "No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about," says Broughton, "but the important thing is that they're not about to admit it."       -- Philip Broughton, "How to Win at Wordsmanship"
Title: RE: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: mixafix on November 06, 2006, 03:40:29 AM
This game is compatibatibale with the third generation report I sent you earlier, it has the capability to liven up meetings forever.

Hey they will never be the same again!
Title: Re: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: Marswipp on November 07, 2006, 02:18:08 PM
000 makes quite a bit of logical sense. :P

( Integrated management options )
Title: Re: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: Doc-Holiday on November 07, 2006, 03:09:07 PM
What we need is a (9) balanced (4) digital (6) Time-phase to better (0) Integrate the (6) transitional (8) hardware.
Title: Re: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: Marswipp on November 08, 2006, 01:46:56 PM
But only integrated managment servicing can do that...
Title: Re: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: J-ser on November 08, 2006, 03:53:47 PM
I wonder if I can slip this into a school paper.
"As you can clearly see, the compatible transitional options will greatly increase the risk of responsible organizational flexibility in the long term results of this project."
Title: Re: Buzzword bingo!
Post by: Marswipp on November 08, 2006, 04:25:18 PM
Only if the matter is political. :P
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