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The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: Stephen_Zuckerman on February 16, 2007, 02:30:58 PM

Title: An ode to Waffle House.
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on February 16, 2007, 02:30:58 PM

:) I came up with this just now on the phone with my girlfriend, whose Waffle House has made about $12 in the past four hours.

So I started singing.

I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
After choking on a waffle made at Waffle House

I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
And squish squish squish when little kids poke my head

I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
And drive all the customers from my Waffle House.

Title: Re: An ode to Waffle House.
Post by: Marswipp on February 16, 2007, 04:33:26 PM

To rationalize: Location and food quality...

Title: Re: An ode to Waffle House.
Post by: lonnarin on February 19, 2007, 09:59:56 PM

Now that you can't even smoke in waffle house and dennys, it's all a Wattaburger era

Title: Re: An ode to Waffle House.
Post by: MJZ on February 21, 2007, 08:44:14 AM

*rolls eyes* Americans! ;) ;)