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The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: LightlyFrosted on February 28, 2007, 06:01:49 PM

Title: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: LightlyFrosted on February 28, 2007, 06:01:49 PM

Be they purloined wholesale (with humorous intent) from household products/cereal jingles, bizarre ways of promoting a product, or otherwise seemingly the spawn of the most unsuccessful advertising agent ever - what sort of Layo Jingles would be silly/ineffective?

(To start us off..)
1.  My god..  it's full of dwarves!

2.  Layo - it's not just for breakfast, anymore.

3.  Layonara - You might get eaten by a bear.  Or an ogre.  Or a troll...

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: Fatherchaos on February 28, 2007, 06:07:16 PM

4. Layo - It's what Willis was talking about.
5. Layonara Online - now with Evil!
6. Layo - Stays crunchy, even in Troll Moors.
7. Layonara - where even the Barmies realize they're laughing in Bedlam.

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: J-ser on March 02, 2007, 02:05:42 PM

8. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead, in stores now.

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: darkstorme on March 02, 2007, 07:24:53 PM

9. Layonara - you're what's for dinner.

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 02, 2007, 11:19:22 PM

10. Layonara... for men.

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: lunchboxkilla on March 03, 2007, 02:00:34 AM

Come stay, Feed Leanthar your soul

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: Kindo on March 13, 2007, 10:50:24 AM

Layonara - Who needs a real life anyway?

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: MJZ on March 13, 2007, 10:51:01 AM

Not so much a slogan as a testimonial - "I haven't been on a weight adjustment program this effective since the Diablo Diet!"

Title: Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
Post by: Timmy0420 on March 31, 2007, 10:49:01 PM

layonara, because RL is for noobs. (yes i am the most uncreative person ever)
 
 layonara, an addiction they cant arrest you for
 
 LAYONARA! ITS ******* EXTREME!