The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: MJZ on March 06, 2007, 12:54:39 PM
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How about those famous last words? Here's one that made me laugh today. "Die, Ogres!" -Ameli Lihn and then there was, "Craft it," as in: Tailor's Armor Dummy: "Given your dexterity, intelligence, and level, you have 75% chance of successfully crafting this recipe." Caelte: 1. Craft it Tailor's Armor Dummy:"Failure. You rolled a 1." ... Tailor's Armor Dummy:"Given your dexterity, intelligence, and level, you have 75% chance of successfully crafting this recipe." Caelte: 1. Craft it Tailor's Armor Dummy:"Failure. You rolled a 1."
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MJZ - 3/6/2007 9:54 PM "Die, Ogres!" -Ameli Lihn
Heh. They were rated as Moderate!
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And yet! Haha.
Man I fell off my chair when I rolled that second 1. o.0
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"I'm sure they haven't respawned yet." -Various
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"Oh no, not again!"
- Timulty Keel, half a minute after retrieving his grave.
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The ultimate last words
"Deathward is Fer Pansies!" ~Gotak
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"You've GOT to be kidding." - Kell, near-death, facing a respawn of the mages he'd just beaten.
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*Last words before endless crashing and misery*
"Let's go to the swamp..."
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"iby diby diby day, diby diby do" ~ Tath.
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"I wonder what's in here?"
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"You said pull this switch right?"
"Wait, I was supposed to cast protection from evil before I summoned the Balor?"
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How bad could it be?
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"What was that?"
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"Oh come on, it's just a trash can. *Nods a few times*"
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"Ha HA!!"
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"Open the door it must lead somewhere interesting...."
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"Oh, ****"
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"...Can we fight them?"
Just before Kali and Hardragh die to some really scary water elementals.
EDIT: They were Greater Water Elementals.
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"....seems safe...."
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"AHHHH!!!!"
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"I really wouldn't go near that giant warded thing with dead imps and men all around if I were you. No? Okay"
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"The Soul Mother hasn't been paying attention to me lately. Lets try something foolish!"
"OH OH! The Dragon's down THIS corridor?!"
"Whats through this small crack here in the darkest mountains I've ever seen, past all these Satyrs . . . " - turns to stone
"I hope my chisel doesn't break"
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"Go scout for traps Ket"
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"Check me out! LOL!"
"Look! no hands!"
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"I don't think the bodak's gaze can reach me all the way back here ..."
and recently,
"Red Light Goblins? I don't need any buffing ..."
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"I own."
"I'll be ok, as long as he doesn't crit me" *Is followed by an immediate crit*
"Ooo! Something shiny!"
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" *hugs Rhynn* "
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"I have a plan...."
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"We don't want the entire drow armada attacking us, so you'd better keep that summons on a tight leash."
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"Those minitour shamens cast implosion spells."
"Okay, I will prepare some death wards."
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Aw come on, they're just *vines* after all.
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"Feel the wrath of ZIIM!" Oh wait... wrong world.. :P
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"Whoops.." *The target of a fireball rapidly approaches..*
And, my personal favourite... "Victory is mine!" It would have been, too, if I hadn't missed one..
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"Stop being such a pansy, it's only 3 pygmies."
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Witch Hunter - 3/6/2007 7:18 PM
" *hugs Rhynn* "
HAH!
"I really don't need more than one invisibility"
Immediately followed by an invisibility Purge.
"You don't all need True Sight My Weird Spell Won't Get You!"
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Zug: "What be plan"
Pyrran: "[other parts of plan], Zug, kill everything"
Zug: "Good plan"
Actually, in retrospect, no it wasn't.
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Come on They're just Kobolds.
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Come on, they're just goblins.
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"Be careful, there is a trap by the door."
*BOOM!*
"Found it."
"It's only one giant."
"These ain't yer grandma's giants kid"
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"I don't have to worry, my Fort mod is higher then death gaze DC"
"High Peak Clan? Meh, still just an ogre mage, I got SR"
"These spells are good for 20 turns, no worries, we haven't been here nearly that long"
"Bandits...only six, let's do it"
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"// I just need 5000 xp to level"
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bwahahahaha. Too true. That's what you get for worrying about XP. :P
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"Wren we should not lag behind the others"
And we should not have :P
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First rule of Varka was "if one doie oi doie" (This was used during the times of The Bloody Hands) - and was spread out to some extend after what Barion told me...
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"Ok come on these are just Kobolds... how hard?....ones coming I got him"
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The protagonist never dies!
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This is a recurring Last words:
Shiff sees something to fight : "TO THE FIGHT!"
And never gets there.
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"RAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHH" *enters Barbarian rage*
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The classic..
"RUN!"
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My favorite.
*sign that reads "Only a master rouge can survive beyond".*
*all look to level 11 J'ser*
"I think I got the trap." *zap 200 damage*
*raise dead*
"Well, at least there isn't a trap anymore." *zap again 150 damage*
It could have happened to anyone.
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"I should be able to sneak back to my grave."
:(
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Witch Hunter - 3/6/2007 2:24 PM
"iby diby diby day, diby diby do" ~ Tath.
LOL!
"o..o.oh t..t..the p..p.p.p.pain..n......nuh..." - studdering Tahl
"make sure you stay by the edge..." - Vine smitings
"the doors locked...did anyone find a key?" - Storan smitings
"hurry up and mine, we don't want an ambush" - oh so many mining trips
this next oen ALMOST became last words, personally if i was the cleric i wouldn't have healed him during the fight =P
"TATH!!! ERO!!!!! I NEED SOME OF THOSE GEMS!!!! COVER ME!!" - Shiff right before he ran into the ogre filled room
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LOL at the Shiff one.
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Seems like a good plan. Any better ideas?
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Jearick Hgar - 3/7/2007 2:37 PM
"TATH!!! ERO!!!!! I NEED SOME OF THOSE GEMS!!!! COVER ME!!" - Shiff right before he ran into the ogre filled room
And what did I say as I ran in?
"TO THE FIGHT!"
Oh, my other common last words: "I think they are comin..." - Every Haven mining trip
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[Tell] We're high levels on West, we can afford to stray off the path a bit
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"Watch this..." *casts a spell to impress and then is immediately smooshed*
"I've got a plan..." *monsters proceed to respawn and kill everyone*
"Don't worry, I'm still here..." *Endurance spell wears off... death*
"Let's get a closer look." "Don't worry, I've been here before." "That could have been worse" "Let's do it again!"
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Stephen_Zuckerman - 3/7/2007 3:38 PM
Seems like a good plan. Any better ideas?
Yeah, next time bring some spell slingers to even out the odds. :)
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Man 1: - *comes running* ARCHER.s...!
THUNK!
Man 2: - WHa.t!?
THUNK!
- 2 little explorers.
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Kire Darrow: GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT
Right before being Critt-ed for 52 damage by Shri.
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(From someone else in my party)
"I'll show you what a halfling can do!" *A horde of Lizard men comes running to the halfling*
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Cover me while I mine.
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//Wow, lag's pretty rough tonight, isn't it?
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These? Nah, I can solo here.
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Mave to Mist: *shrugs* You need us as much we need you, you won't kill me.
Follow up to Laldiien's post
They're rated easy, how hard can it be?
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All too often: "Hey, what's that over there?"
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"How hard can a couple of rats be?"
Honestly, the rats in the sewers are tough!
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LEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNKINS
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"Mmmm... sugar cane/licorice root/corn/rhubarb/spider silk...." >.
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// I think we got a GMs attention.
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Kindo, 5 secs ago: "Heh, think I won that argument."
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That wasn't so hard!
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"This time..."
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Script Wrecked's contribution (http://forums.layonara.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=118332).
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I donno if this is fair to say but...
Shiff: Cast Knock Already!
Storold: No it will kill us!
Rain Darsus casts Knock
*Door Opens*
Storold: ... *walks away*
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I donno if this is fair to say but...
Shiff: Cast Knock Already!
Storold: No it will kill us!
Rain Darsus casts Knock
*Door Opens*
Storold: ... *walks away*
No one died after that comment though... One did die in the event but not due to that comment :)
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Well, if it can only hit me one in four hundred times... It says "small" steam quasielemental, anyway!
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"I am the greatest archer in the world!" -Ellis, leading the team into the blue dragon's lair. ;)
To be fair though, I think she lived, I fled, and everybody else died.
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"Next toime... listen ta da dwarf"
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From Wednesday night's quest, think it was it Lin'da who said, "Don't worry, I know their weakness!"
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"I am the greatest archer in the world!" -Ellis, leading the team into the blue dragon's lair. ;)
To be fair though, I think she lived, I fled, and everybody else died.
Yes Ellis has said that several times.
But that time three of us ended up alive after you left. Randi, Malkor and Brina. Malkor had died and was raised.
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"Want to come with me and Gloin?"
NO! SHUT UP TOBIAS! I DON'T!
...so many tokens...
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"Want to come with me and Gloin?"
NO! SHUT UP TOBIAS! I DON'T!
...so many tokens...
and with that..
Gloin: Rurik, go get the kobolds..
Rurik: Okay! *scurries off never to return*
Key: Bleed'n Sod! Alright I'll get em..
*sighs* Still find myself listening to dwarves keen sense of logic..
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"i'm sure my death ward will last long enough for the next battle"
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"Guys, I got a bad feeling about this"
"Oh shut it, Shiff"
*we all die*
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What are the odds of that again
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"I am the greatest archer in the world!" -Ellis, leading the team into the blue dragon's lair. ;)
To be fair though, I think she lived, I fled, and everybody else died.
not every one ;)
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*shifted into red dragon drogo says* back up im gonna put the mirror in the water
*tower fills with water and planar rift occurs*
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Grenna Rockbasher as she charges into a fight:
LALALALALALALALALA (think xena war cry)
She promptly dies.
Ah the life of a rager :D
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All right Matilda, that sounds like a plan!
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This is gonna hurt....
Erk (Battle mage of Vorax) just before he ran to save his friends from Fisty
Erks final words at the hands of Fisty..
Ow. (He permed shortly after being stomped to mush by the dragon)
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*the hero runs into a Dragon's lair and breathed on a set on fire*
MMM! Something smells good!
*Burnt to death*
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RUN!!! (http://forums.layonara.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=111502)
and
We're gunna die aren't we? (http://forums.layonara.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=113732)
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*a battle scared dwarf stands there looking at the door leading into the cavern, he wonders if it is still trapped, he looks over at the orc in his party*
go check the door g'ork
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In response to the one above...
*G'ork turns to Gravas after pulling the handle checking the door*
'It's Locked.'
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In regards to my WL App...
"I hope I get approved..."
*nervously awaits its fate*
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well that didnt go as planned*looking at three gravestones in the corridor on bear island*
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Poor G'ork. Similar to Hardy, G'ork and Ark the other night.
"Dead dwarf King tell G'ork no come in here"
"Come on G'ork, we're just going to have a peek"
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"We can try Belinara (http://forums.layonara.com/general-discussion/108916-aussie-game-group-thread-2.html#post866272)..."
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"This way. I just want to say hello to Old Blue"
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Jacrum Shieldbreaker: "Aye, we need a healer loike."
Gravas Hrendhamer: "Naw, we don't need a healer, me and Goldy go into there alot."
*tpk*
;)
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Oh hello chickens *accidental attack* *proceeds to get mobbed by about 20 at level 4* ~ Luna.That was her first DT i think
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"Hold my ale and watch this."
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"I could use a heal now. Heal now. HEAL!"
/tell (caster) Just center the AOE on me, I'm a monk. *dies*
/tell I'll get that trap, I'm a monk. *dies*
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Last Nights Trip to Rofie Land (The Ancient Kingdom) was full of "Last Words" Anyone got the Log so I can Post mine?
EDIT: Got it!
Clarissa: "It Seems Krys won't be coming"
Shiff: "It's Okay, I'm here..."
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Storold Doesscha: "Well, this is going very smooth, thanks to you (http://forums.layonara.com/general-discussion/171152-sneak-attack-versus-defensive-awareness-ii.html)..."
:D
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Come on dragon where the hell are you!? ~ Said by Luna
you swamp lizards! ~said by luna again, as soon as she got back to her grave
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Shiff Dragonheart: "Hmm, reminds me of that other place... That really, really, really, dangerous one..."
*tpk* 1
:rolleyes:
1: apart from, perhaps, the Red One
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"Titanium, no biggie."
*tpk*
;)
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"We can handle all those golems if we fight smart"
*TPK* :P
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"I ken disarm that trap easy..wait here" *Ben sneaks off to disarm the gate in the dark elf city in the rift. long silence follows as the party watches Ben's health plummet *
Party: "You think he's okay?"
*Ben grinds his teeth in frustration as dark elves approach and he's stunned*
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So it passed through the grape vine to me.
Wren: "I can take a Gloom by myself, no problem."
After engaging the Gloom, sustaining wounds and drinking a Heal potion in a Wild Magic Zone
Wren: "Cluck cluck BBBBwwwwacccccckkk!"
Gloom: 1 Wren: Laid a big ole Goose egg...well chicken egg anyway.
=)
Potential last words:
Aerimor talking about a Stone colussus: "So then discreation is the better part of valor and all. We are leaving? *begins to leave*
Wren: "Aerimor, that thing just called your mother a seed eater!"
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Chaynce Baldu'muur "Wait here, I'll get the mage"