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Title: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 21, 2007, 08:33:55 PM: Hehe we did this on another fourm I was on and it proved to be fun...
Post IRC quotes you think are funnyish :)

Quote

SillyCookie: witch stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Witch: Who me?
SillyCookie: yes you!
Witch: Couldn't be!
SillyCookie: then who?
Witch: Pibemanden stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Pibemanden: Who me?
Witch: Yes you!
Pibemanden: Couldn't be!
Witch: then who?
Pibemanden: SillyCookie stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
SillyCookie: who me?!
Pibemanden: Yes you!
SillyCookie: couldn't be!
Pibemanden: Then who?
SillyCookie: Shadowolf stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Shadowolf|Work: no, I ate the jar and the cookie : )
Shadowolf|Work: no evidence : )
Witch: ...
Pibemanden: ...
SillyCookie: ...
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Fatherchaos on March 21, 2007, 08:59:21 PM: ROFLOL - I logged in at just the right time then ehhehe.
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: LynnJuniper on March 21, 2007, 09:37:34 PM: *points down to her signature*

Also:

(http://www.layonara.com/photopost/data/100432/medium/7B663DF9-75AD-47B8-84F1-E089117AFEE4)
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 21, 2007, 09:37:54 PM: hehe pretty much
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 22, 2007, 01:51:37 PM: Quote
DMOE: It's not hard to sex an adult rat

*giggles like a school girl*
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: orth on March 22, 2007, 01:55:26 PM: sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Pseudonym on March 22, 2007, 08:23:51 PM: Quote from: orth
sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of

I am guessing definition #6 isn't nearly as giggle-worthy as 1 through 5?
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 22, 2007, 08:28:08 PM: *sighs* had to go technical?

Quote
sex
–verb (used with object)
6.to ascertain the sex of
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: hawklen on March 22, 2007, 08:33:00 PM: I still giggle at whats in my sig. "IRC. Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents" Its an old classic.
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: MJZ on March 22, 2007, 08:54:05 PM: I always laugh when I see that, Hawklen. It's so ¤¤¤¤ true.

Edit: Er, why did that get bleeped out? Er... "It's so john-doodley-nails true."
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Marswipp on March 22, 2007, 09:14:25 PM: PHP has word censors. :D
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: hawklen on March 22, 2007, 09:18:40 PM: Quote from: Marswipp
PHP has word censors. :D

Does it align you to your deity? *wonders*
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: MJZ on March 22, 2007, 09:28:17 PM: Hahah! I wish it did.. (thinking of Xeen)
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Fatherchaos on March 22, 2007, 09:34:51 PM: [18:14] * Witch shakes his fist at his fist
[18:14] * Shadowolf|Work shakes witch at his own shaking fists.
[18:14] * Witch falls apart
[18:14] * Pibemanden laughs
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: MJZ on March 24, 2007, 02:05:06 PM: Ok, so this was MSN, but still funny...

(Toffen is me, Volk is Witch)

Quote
Volkodlak says:
Uh what's that lame thing in your avatar
Toffen says:
it's QUEEN
Volkodlak says:
Wasn't Queen black?
Volkodlak says:
no wait
Volkodlak says:
that was prince
Toffen says:
um... hahah
Toffen says:
what's that lame thing in your avatar - oh wait, it's your FACE
Toffen says:
zing!
Volkodlak says:
Fine, insult me and my good looks.
Toffen says:
this is going on the "IRC convos" thread
Volkodlak says:
See if I care
Volkodlak says:
but this is not IRC!
Toffen says:
w/e
Volkodlak says:
How could you ....
Volkodlak says:
Last christmas... I gave you my heart...
Volkodlak says:
The very next...day....
Volkodlak says:
you posted it on the IRC quotes thread...
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Witch Hunter on March 25, 2007, 10:16:29 AM: ... I protest! this is againts the rules of the thread!

Here's a REAL quote...

Quote
Nibor21: I use Nibor21 as a forum name and the completely different RDS-Nibor21 as my Bioware name. I don't like people being able to track me too easily
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: MJZ on April 10, 2007, 01:20:38 PM: Quote
I GREET U
IN THE NAME OF MYSTRA
hellos
I GREEET U
IN THE NAME OF MYSTRA
hellos
..goodbyes
Enough, I no longer have the time for the babbling of ignorant children!
* Witch casts magic missile on toffen
heheh
* MJZ attacks the darkness
* Witch lifts Toffen up by the throat and moves her towards his face, he grins under his helmet and says with a cold, deep voice...
LOL
* Witch then throws Toffen over the tower down into the cold stone floor of the grand city of LOLABEL
...
* MJZ Magus saves toffen
* Witch jumps off the tower, the impact with the ground causes a slight shake and those nearby lose balance
Who DARES defy DEMOCRATUS?
* Witch swings his two handed sword around, pulses of unimaginable power unleash towards your direction causing you to fall backwards
hahah stop it!!
DEMOCRATUS KILLS THOSE WHO ARE KILLABLE
* Witch charges forward at your direction, each step causing quakes. he roars as he reaches you.
* MJZ explodes
* Witch wails with victory cries
* MJZ fails fortitude save
* MJZ replodes
DEMOCRATUS IS VICTIORIOUS.

Witch makes you laff as often as he makes you tear out your three remaining hairs.
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: ShiffDrgnhrt on April 10, 2007, 01:24:20 PM: Wow.....
Title: Re: Memorable IRC quotes
Post by: Interia_Discordius on April 10, 2007, 01:29:10 PM: **points to her signature**

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