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Title: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 06, 2007, 11:21:19 AM
I can remember if its rugby or cricket you enjoyed slamming me about.....so....
World Cup - England stun Australia - Yahoo! Eurosport UK (http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/06102007/58/world-cup-england-stun-australia.html)

All I can say is.... Mwahahaha!
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on October 06, 2007, 11:24:04 AM
Wow, this reminds me of the news article about that guy who... Um... Cut something off after his team beat England.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 06, 2007, 06:13:05 PM
To be beaten by the 'Boks or the All-Blacks is one thing but this ...

*hangs his head in shame*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 06, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
*come back after a couple of hours of trying to think of something to say to salvage some small scrap of national pride ... cannot think of anything ... goes away again sadly*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 06, 2007, 08:38:15 PM
You come from a place that invented Castlemain XXXX and Fosters.....I mean that alone is a crime against humanity ;)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 06, 2007, 08:51:21 PM
Erm....I kinda give them some small credit for Fosters to be honest.

But nah....come on....mock with me Jen!

Mwahahahaha!
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 07, 2007, 05:55:50 AM
*still trying to think of a retort or just ... something ... something to distract from the humiliation*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: akata on October 07, 2007, 07:30:10 AM
*offers Pseud a pink blanket to hide under till it all blows over*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: aragwen on October 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
Well....
 
 I dont like kicking someone when they down, so I will just say bad luck Pseudo. Loosing in the quarters to England I never expected and never wished upon you guys. But then again, really.....did the Aussies forget how the game is played? Maybe there was just to much emotion with Gregan and Larkham.
 
 And I guess you can feel slightly better seeing that the All Blacks came out and even played worse than the Aussies.
 
 Guess it is up to the Boks to keep the southern hemisphere banner flying. But after the game today against Fidji I think someone has jinxed the Aussies, All Blacks and the Boks. We better find that dark magic wielder :)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 07, 2007, 12:36:21 PM
*looks guilty and goes back to chasing the black cockerel*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: iceyfire on October 07, 2007, 01:37:21 PM
Fun fact of the day we may make fosters but absolutely no clubs or places in the city where i live sell it off the tap :P nor in cans hehehe.

Pretty much our joke on the world send them beer which us aussies dont drink!.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Polak76 on October 07, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
Quote from: Pseudonym
*still trying to think of a retort or just ... something ... something to distract from the humiliation*


I think that disease is contagious as I'm suffering from the same set-back.

I guess all we can hope to look forward to is the Rugby League tour coming up.  *starts biting his fingernails*  Even thats not a certaintity and only a pale comparison for retribution.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 07, 2007, 10:36:56 PM
*tries to think of a way to explain this to the Americans*

Imagine if you will the USA basketball Dream Team playing an English invitational squad made up of some blokes thrown together from the Fulham Men's Third Division ... and the Americans lose.

or,

The Red Sox, on a whim, decide to play a friendly baseball game against some elementary school kids ... and lose by one at the bottom of the ninth. [size=-3]Please excuse my suspect baseball terminology, the pitiful sum total of my baseball knowledge comes from watching Major League with Charlie Sheen[/size]

or,

The Pittsburgh Steelers, playing against some residents of the local nursing home ... in the Superbowl ........ well, you probably have the idea by now.

:(
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 08, 2007, 06:43:19 AM
But strangely, if you read the link Lord Cove put up it says......

"Defending World Champions England"

That must mean we beat you last time too....
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: aragwen on October 08, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
Well DMOE, England won the world cup in 2003. And yes in that instance they did beat Australia with a snap drop from Johnny Wilkenson in extra time.
 
 But here is the sad thing, since that day England has dropped to the sixth spot on the world ranking (I think) with Australia in position two. Now rankings is gained over all games played in the four years between world cups.
 
 So to put it simply, it was one major upset. But that is how world cup competitions work. Any team, including England :) can win on a day.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 08, 2007, 12:10:39 PM
So what your saying is....

England won the last World Cup....Got dire and yet still managed to kick Australia's butt this world cup?

Man...no wondered they are SO embarrassed by it ;)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: aragwen on October 08, 2007, 12:16:28 PM
Spot On DMOE, but dont say it to hard else Pseudo might start crying again *winks*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 08, 2007, 12:27:59 PM
*snickers*

Well obviously the English team just slipped down to lull the Aussies into a false sense of security and therefore make their humiliation worse *nods sagely*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Falonthas on October 08, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
does this mean this whole thing is about soccer?

and your analogy would have to use the yankees, and the patriots
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 08, 2007, 01:45:03 PM
RUGBY!!!!

NOT soccer
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 08, 2007, 01:48:15 PM
Yes.... not soccer. Soccer if football.

And not the American version of football either.... where people get dressed up in like 20 pounds worth of protective gear just to play RUGBY.

;)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 08, 2007, 02:11:45 PM
That's right, to play rugby you wear a box, a gum shield and tape your ears to your head to stop em getting ripped off and that's it
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Honora on October 08, 2007, 02:21:12 PM
Quote from: DMOE
That's right, to play rugby you wear a box, a gum shield and tape your ears to your head to stop em getting ripped off and that's it


No wonder Aussies and Brits drink like they have a second stomach sewn in.  It's to stop the pain!  Sheeeesh.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: merlin34baseball on October 08, 2007, 02:47:57 PM
Must be hard to run around in a box... or do they poke holes in the bottom for yer legs?
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Polak76 on October 08, 2007, 06:34:23 PM
There are no boxes in Rugby, only in cricket, baseball and hockey to name a few.  Mouth-guards are a must, some strap their ears, an occasional few wear headgear but most simply use old-fashion guts.

Anyway Pseudo, I think I've found something to get back at our mates in europe.  The latest Ranking just came out and the Aussies are nestled at fifth in the world, just one above England.

"They may have come and taken our pride, but they'll never take......our Ranking!!!" (a poor attempt at William Wallace in Braveheart, whom incidently was played by another aussie!)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 08, 2007, 07:35:10 PM
*gasps in mock horror*  

Wow....ONE whole space above England? And....and....still we trounced them??

*smiles and skips merrily off into the sunset*


// hehe.... I'm saying no more on this. Next time we lose.... I am soooo gonna get it
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on October 09, 2007, 02:09:16 PM
Isn't a "box" what we Americans call a "cup"?
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Polak76 on October 09, 2007, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Stephen_Zuckerman
Isn't a "box" what we Americans call a "cup"?


Well you said it!
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on October 10, 2007, 12:14:00 AM
Wow, rugby with no protection for the only thing that needs it (apart from the lip guard).

Now that's manly.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 10, 2007, 12:22:33 AM
Polak doesn't need to worry too much, his opponent would want to be a bloody good aim to do him any damage. ;)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on October 10, 2007, 02:04:35 AM
Oh, now that's both harsh and mean. xD You DON'T get a Thanks for that one. ;)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Polak76 on October 10, 2007, 07:12:56 AM
Quote from: Pseudonym
Polak doesn't need to worry too much, his opponent would want to be a bloody good aim to do him any damage. ;)


May i present exhibit B to the court.  Exhibit A was the pink shirt if the court remembers.  Exhibit B, referring to the comment above, incriminates Pseudo with 'mens rea', in other words the guilty mind.

No more questions.
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 10, 2007, 07:23:15 AM
Yeah....I was wondering how he knew to say that....I though there was very serious etiquette on not noticing these things! Well...unless....*eyes the pink shirt*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Stephen_Zuckerman on October 10, 2007, 01:42:15 PM
Among guys, yes, DMOE. You're right. In mixed company, however, it's commonplace to point out the shortcomings of another man. :)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: DMOE on October 10, 2007, 01:51:45 PM
*dies laughing*

Noted for future reference
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Pseudonym on October 21, 2007, 01:25:24 AM
Credit where credit is due (http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,22622629-23217,00.html)
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 21, 2007, 04:07:34 AM
* meekly wanders off, kicking angrily at anything cute and furry on the way*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Xirion on October 21, 2007, 04:21:32 AM
Sooo... what is the matter here?
The Aussie were defeated, and not even by the winner of the WorlCup?!?!

...they didn't even made it to the finals?

Oh...LordCove... atleast England reached them ;)

Ah.. and a last question, I found out England reached the second place in the WorldCup, would anyone mind telling me wich place the Aussies....?
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: LordCove on October 21, 2007, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: Xirion
Sooo... what is the matter here?
The Aussie were defeated, and not even by the winner of the WorlCup?!?!

...they didn't even made it to the finals?

Oh...LordCove... atleast England reached them ;)

Ah.. and a last question, I found out England reached the second place in the WorldCup, would anyone mind telling me wich place the Aussies....?



* basks in the light of this posts glory*
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Falonthas on October 21, 2007, 07:50:57 PM
Quote from: LordCove
* meekly wanders off, kicking angrily at anything cute and furry on the way*



*shifts back from his cute and fuzzy black kitten form and smacks sal in the head with his staff*

leave the cute furries alone


is all this over that pseudo still wears pink shirts?

i think if he has the matching socks and handbag should we really begin to worry
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: Falonthas on October 21, 2007, 07:54:51 PM
oh i see now the aussies had an official on the field to get back at england for whooping butt

irregardless psuedo wears pink shirts
Title: Re: For Pseud...
Post by: aragwen on October 24, 2007, 12:21:11 PM
Quote from: Pseudonym
Credit where credit is due (http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,22622629-23217,00.html)
 
 Thanks Pseudo and I wont say "Told you so" :)
 
 At least you can cheer with me seeing you in the right hemisphere.
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