Excerpts of the scintillating roleplay of Justice!
[size=-2]// from last night //[/size]
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Arynne Liadon: Rather ... though I doubt he'd understand what you meant if you said that to his face and judging from our catfish discussion, struggles with the abstract.
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Justice: *chuckles, looks to Sasha* One sword ... you stoopid
Arynne Liadon: *looks down at her twinned adamantium blades* Not that I object to your preferences, but what have you got against using only one sword?
Victoria Liberalis: *rolls her eyes* uh oh here we go
Justice: *chuckles* You stoopid, two is more gud than one! One more den one *grins proudly*
Arynne Liadon: *smiles a bit* That's true ... but Sasha has a shield too, and you don't. Maybe if you had two swords and two shields ... *grins a bit mischievously*
Justice: *face brightens* Dat be gud idea
Arynne Liadon: Something to work on, when you're not thinking about catfish
Justice: Ar-rin mebbe not so stoopid
Arynne Liadon: Well, I know two swords are better than one, don't I? *holds up her blades so Justice can see* Now if only I could figure out how to hold two shields too *winks at Sasha*
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Rose Overhill: *her eyes boggle at Justice's weapons*
Justice: *chuckles* Hot swords
Justice: HA! HA! HAAA!
Rose Overhill: *points at them* They are massive! you could impale someone with that!
Arynne Liadon: And they burn so brightly, for one so dim
Sasha Tomyris: *muffles a giggle*
Justice: You lissen to Ar-rin, she smart
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Justice: Me gonna kill more goblins then Sash-ah
Victoria Liberalis: *clears her throat* lovely
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Justice: *is standing there with the sword an inch or two in front of his face making oooh and aaah sounds*
Arynne Liadon: He's going to burn his eyebrows off, Sasha ...
Sasha Tomyris: He's got to learn somehow
Arynne Liadon: *peers closely* In fact, I think he already has!
Justice: *chuckles* Me no hairy .. anywheres
Rose Overhill: Eeep!
Victoria Liberalis: *shakes her head* oh boy
Arynne Liadon: Oh. Folian. I did NOT need to know that. *shudders*
Justice: It make me feel free ... it be nice
Arynne Liadon: Stop, stop ...
Victoria Liberalis: I think I may be sick
Sasha Tomyris: We got company .. *calls back*
Justice: Nuthin like it
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Justice: *raises his swords to Rose* Oh, me sorry, you liddel like goblin
Rose Overhill: oi!
Sasha Tomyris: oh dear...
Rose Overhill: does this head look like a goblin?
Justice: *to Sasha* Wot you say 'bout deer?
Rose Overhill: does this leg look like goblin?
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Justice: *glares at Rose* Who kill dat one? Me or you?
Rose Overhill: What do you think?
Justice: *scratches head, looking confused*
Justice: Now? Me think me hungry
Sasha Tomyris: er...wrong question Rose
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Sasha Tomyris: He came to the temple in Fort Vehl
Arynne Liadon: And Rofireinites have a thing for strays?
Justice: Me love Gold dragon like Sash-ah! *says proudly*
Sasha Tomyris: His heart is in the right place .. its just the rest of him .. that .. er .. well
Victoria Liberalis: He reminds me of someone or something .. I remember now! There was this big tent with performing animals in it ..
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Rose Overhill: Hey giant?
Victoria Liberalis: *kneels to pray for the sins of her friends*
Justice: *looks down* Yep?
Rose Overhill: *gestures to Justices pants* Your pants, too tight there?
Justice: *squints* Wot you say?
Rose Overhill: turn around
Arynne Liadon: Okay, stop turning now!
Rose Overhill: just turn around so your bottom faces us
Arynne Liadon: *watches Rose warily*
Justice: *bends over*
Rose Overhill: *starts giggling. covering her mouth coyly*
Justice: Uh oh, Justice mebbe should not eat beans ...
Arynne Liadon: Right ... I'm going to find the others. *looks mildly appalled*
Justice: *lets a thunderous flatulence go over Rose as she inspects*
Justice: Oops, me sorry
Rose Overhill: *gasps* *fortitude check*
Arynne Liadon: The others might be on their way soon ... if the little one can pick herself off the ground
Victoria Liberalis: Did I just hear thunder?
Rose Overhill: *staggers back to camp coughing*
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Justice: *looks at his parchment of the cat and the fish and the catfish*
Justice: HA! HA! HAAA! Ar-rin stoopid
Arynne Liadon: Oh?
Justice: Fish-cat *shakes his head*
Arynne Liadon: *braces herself for another onslaught of Justice logic*
Justice: *puts parchment away* Fish swim in water .. cat eat mouse *shakes head* You stoopid
Arynne Liadon: What if I threw a cat in the water? Would it swim?
Justice: *blinks slowly*
Justice: *scratches head, looking confused*
Arynne Liadon: Would that make it a fish, then?
Justice: Mebbe *looks deeply troubled*
Arynne Liadon: *stifles a giggle* Or maybe ... maybe they call it a catfish because it tastes like a cat but swims like a fish *grins wickedly*
Justice: *holds his head in his hands*
Justice: *attempts to pick Arynne up* *str check*
Arynne Liadon: *attempts to dodge* *dex check*
Justice: *growls* You stop talking!
Arynne Liadon: *ducks, giggling, under his big arms and onto the other side of the fire*
Justice: *blinks slowly*
Arynne Liadon: But Justice, I'm just trying to open your eyes to a myriad of new possibilities!
Justice: *looks confused*
Justice: My head hurt *drinks healing potion*
Your healing potion goes to waste as you are at full health!
Justice: My head still hurt
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Justice: Wot here Sash-ah?
Sasha Tomyris: Bandits
Justice: Bandits bad
Sasha Tomyris: We are going to flush them out
Justice: If dey be bandits, it okays to kill dem, yes Sash-ah?
Sasha Tomyris: *nods* If they resist..they will find that we will not be forgiving
Justice: Dwarfie! Mebbe him know Arg-aly?
Sasha Tomyris killed Dwarf Mercenary
...
Sasha Tomyris: I don't think so Justice
Justice: Mebbe not
Sasha Tomyris: Argali would not associate with these types
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Argali Trueaxe: *nods and smiles*
Justice: She Arg-aly
Rose Overhill: Ugly?
Argali Trueaxe: *looks around*
Justice: *growls, clenches fist*
Rose Overhill: She is ugly? What a thing to say!
Sasha Tomyris: No...not ugly Rose...Argali
Justice: Arg-aly not ugly .. you stoopid
The Temple of Rofirein in Vehl
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But Sir, it's not just me, he frightens all of the students. Surely this cannot be Rofirein's will, to have a .. a .. an *he spits out the next word* abomination amongst our number?
*High Justicier Reus' tired eyes regard the earnest face of the pupil before him. With a sigh he places the quill atop the desktop This was not the first such complaint against the ward that had been taken in many years ago and probably not nearly the last.*
Has he broken any laws?
I'm sure it's only a matter of--
To your knowedge, has he acted in any way one might interpret as contrary to the tenets of the faith?
He broke Merban's arm at training! He tried to--
Did he deal this injury in any manner that one might interpret as dishonourable or by means that might be said to contravene the established definition of virtuous behaviour?
He is rude, ill-mannered and lacks the wit to--
*High Justicier Reus reaches towards a large tome atop the desk beside him. His hand hovers inches above it's surface, apparently hesitating with uncertainty.*
Quite true, please remind me which law this breaches again?
B.. But he--
*Reus' voice cracks, still maintaining the authority that has cowed many, that has pronounced judgment on the guilty for decades*
Enough. Our Lord Protector's word applies to all. His laws are not only for the benefit of humankind but for all. Human, dwarf, elf and, yes even our large friend. Unless you have specific breaches of the law that you wish to report, you are dismissed.
But Sir--
Dismissed!
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Outside the Temple of Rofirein in Vehl
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*Justice maintains a vigilant eye for vandals. (http://forums.layonara.com/wild-surge-inn/142072-call-new-followers-great-dragon.html#post680862)*
[size=-2]// Reus' appearance and manner of speech approved as acceptable prior to posting this CDT entry[/size]
Quieten down students. Quiet! Eyes forward ... Herngar, that applies to you too. Does anyone need to visit the privy? No? Excellent. The examination starts ... *pregnant pause* ... now! You may take up your quills and commence.
*There is the scrape and clatter of chairs sliding in closer to desks, the soft sound of quills tapping ink wells. Twenty sets of eyes peruse the first examination question*
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Question One.
Walking down the street you witness a street urchin stealing a loaf of bread. The baker, who is the rightful owner of the loaf of bread, catches the thief and proceeds to inflict a thorough beating. During the course of the beating the baker accidentally strikes a bystander, who happens to be a known adulterer, with an errant blow causing said bystander the loss of a tooth and a bloody nose. The bystander then shouts a profanity blasphemous to The Lord Protector at the baker within earshot of the (thieving) minor. Another bystander, an elderly lady bearing the device of Pyrtechon, attempts to provide succor to the beaten child and prevent further injury. As a result of the ruckus, the baker's cart tips over, spilling sixteen loaves to the muddy street (and rendering them inedible). It is then that you notice these loaves to be made with rye grains when the merchant's point of sale advertising clearly states they are made of wheat. Before you can intervene, another man approaches claiming to be a Knight of the Wyrm from the local chapterhouse. You have never seen this man before and know all the Knights of the Wyrm from the local chapterhouse. His claim cannot be true.
Assume the role of a Guardian of Justice (http://lore.layonara.com/Rofirein), prioritise action (justify), determine accurate judgment (justify) and apportion appropriate sanction and/or compensatory damages (justify).
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*Hours later, examination finished, the teacher of laws at the church of Rofirein sits at his desk grading the papers. Eventually he comes to Justice's essay.*
ME BASH BOY COS HE THEEF
ME BASH BAKER COS HE BASH THEEF TOO HARD
ME BASH MAN WHO RUT WIT' RONG WIFE AND SAY BAD STUFF BOUT GRATE GOLDY
ME BASH OLD LADY COS SHE GOT NASTY DRAGUN SIMBOL
ME BASH FAKE KNIGHT OF WORM
ME EAT BREAD DAT SPILL ON ROAD
ME BASH BOY DAT ME SIT NEXT TOO COS HE NO LET ME LOOK AT HIS PAPUR
More excerpts of the scintillating roleplay of Justice!
[size=-2]// From mix's quest: Folly of Frolic //[/size]
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Brandin Fleetfeet *as he walks introduces himself to the others* The name's Dogboy...
Justice Dogboy? Dat stoopid name. HA! HA! HAAA!
Leisa Margreve *spends much of her time aboard ship up in the rigging practicing her agility skills amongst the ropes*
Brandin Fleetfeet good te meet ya'll *stares at Justice* Stupid is as stupid does
Justice Unless you be boy who is dog? *spends the trip trying to decipher the veracity of Brandin's pseudonym*
Brandin Fleetfeet look out mate... I bite *growls at Justice*
Justice *bends down as low as he goes to look at Brandin's bottom*
Justice Yous no got tail
Ni'haer Helvivirr Are you even listening?
Brandin Fleetfeet would ya leave me behind alone... thats just... creepy
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Ni'haer Helvivirr *spoken rather fast and with a sharp tone* Good.
Ni'haer Helvivirr This town is rich with information dating back centuries ago.
Ni'haer Helvivirr The town has fallen so far as to forgot some of it's old traditions.
Leisa Margreve *alights on the deck next to Ni'haer as he explains*
Ni'haer Helvivirr Not so long ago, we were tasked to accompany a Judge of Rofirein and oversee the trial.
Justice *fishes in a huge nostril with a huge finger for something (thankfully) unseen*
Ni'haer Helvivirr A farmer sent his child to the dangerous caves to touch the statue of Beryl.
Leisa Margreve *rubs oil into her hands where the ropes have lightly burnt the skin*
Justice Grate Gold! He be guddest God!
Ni'haer Helvivirr And they were disputing whether or not the child is alive.
Ni'haer Helvivirr Eventually, we were all tasked in securing the child.
Justice *looks at you, slack jawed, vacant eyed*
Ni'haer Helvivirr The child was dead.
Brandin Fleetfeet sad affair that
Ni'haer Helvivirr Killed by the creatures that dwell in the caves.
Leisa Margreve The child was a young man who accepted a wager to touch the statue
Ni'haer Helvivirr But, we did explore further; well, some of us foolish enough to.
Ni'haer Helvivirr The pie maker who accompanied us was foolish enough to touch an ancient device - a mirror.
Tralek Rivarmar The father was on trial?
Leisa Margreve It was a determination whether the wager was valid or not
Ni'haer Helvivirr The father and the child are irrelevant now, our mission is to secure the mirror.
Justice Justeece confused .. You start from start again
Brandin Fleetfeet *stares at Justice*
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Ni'haer Helvivirr Now, the task at hand.
Ni'haer Helvivirr We are looking for symbols; symbols that will determine the use of the mirror.
Ni'haer Helvivirr Maybe even activate it
Leisa Margreve *frowns*
Vrebel Why activate it?
Justice Who ate mirror?
Tralek Rivarmar *listens*
Vrebel To recover the piemiester?
Justice Who is activ? He ate mirrir?
Ni'haer Helvivirr It depends, it is up to us on how we shall deal with this mirror. A consensus must be formed.
Brandin Fleetfeet *looks up at Justice* Not thinking on the same level are we?
Justice *appears as if 99% of the conversation is going over his head*
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Justice *leans over the side of the ferry, letting the spray whack him in the face*
Justice HA! HA! HAAA!
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Tralek Rivarmar Should we chose a leader or spokesman/woman
Justice Justeece make gud leader
Leisa Margreve Ni'haer
Tralek Rivarmar Yes Ni'haer
Brandin Fleetfeet *shrugs*
Ni'haer Helvivirr We have no need for one.
Justice I hear. Justeece is boss, yes?
Brandin Fleetfeet No
Leisa Margreve No..Ni'haer is
Justice But Leesa say she no hear
Ni'haer Helvivirr If you all insist.
Ni'haer Helvivirr Come, let us look for this farmer.
Justice I say louder. JUSTEECE BOSS
Brandin Fleetfeet *calls back* In your dreams
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Tralek Rivarmar Howdy folks
Guard of Mistone - Footman HOLD IT...right there
Justice *looks around alarmed and grabs Vrebel* Dis 'it'?
Justice *loud whisper to the embraced Vrebel* Him say hold 'it' but him no say what 'it' is.
Justice *loud whisper* So me guess and hold you 'it'
Ni'haer Helvivirr Shall we? Perhaps some time this century would be nice.
Guard of Mistone - Footman Anyway, pass another of those doughnuts
Justice *eyes the pastries*
Guard of Mistone - Footman Yes indeed
Justice Me no hold 'it' any more?
Vrebel Hold what?
Justice 'it'
Leisa Margreve *observes the activities on the hill while she waits for the others*
Justice 'It' is you stoopid
Vrebel Come on big fella
Justice *one last lingering glance at the pastries*
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Villager What the? ... Hey big fella
Justice Hullo
Boy What is that dad?
Justice Me a Justeece
Villager That son ... is something you dont see ... everyday
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Hunter My clan will stand strong like an immovable rock in the face of giants and trolls that will try to overwhelm us
Justice No. You prolly die
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Hunter First we will appease the old crazy one
Justice You no pees on anyone! *angrily*
Justice Him say he gonna pee on dis old man!
Brandin Fleetfeet *grins as he arranges his packs*
Justice Old man, we no pee on you, Gud, yes?
Hunter *claps a hand on the old man's shoulder and joins six others and runs south*
Leisa Margreve *nods to Ni'haer*
Justice Mebbe we needs to pee on hims, Mebbe dat be his t'ing
Ni'haer Helvivirr Rest now, while we still have time. Once everyone is ready we shall hunt.
Ni'haer Helvivirr Leisa and "Dogboy" will track the Troll down.
Leisa Margreve What is the relevance of the old man?
Justice Okays, Justeece do pees on old man
Brandin Fleetfeet Geez, I never worked for so little *sighs*
Justice *looks around to see if he is receiving party approval before he proceeds to pee on an old man*
Ni'haer Helvivirr We must find the amulet before the others do.
Leisa Margreve *says and does nothing to stop Justice*
Justice Where you goin'?
Crazy Old Man huh?? Get away from me ya lump!
Brandin Fleetfeet Cripes...Justice! Dont do it!
Ni'haer Helvivirr Leave the old man alone.
Tralek Rivarmar Stop it Justice, not funny
Justice Him say we gots to do a pees on old man
Crazy Old Man I aint so old I cant whup ya all into the ground.....say yer a big un alright, harder they fall right
Justice *scratches head, looking confused*
Ni'haer Helvivirr Justice, leave him alone.
Ni'haer Helvivirr Come, we must go and look for this Troll.
Justice *shrugs*
Ni'haer Helvivirr We must make haste.
Leisa Margreve *nods*
Justice Me think we no get to do lucky pee
Justice Dat not be gud
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Brandin Fleetfeet There is a large group of big spiders over the hills
Ni'haer Helvivirr We're facing all manners of creatures and no Trolls.
Vrebel The welcoming party
Justice Some of dem got gud manners? *scratches head*
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Ni'haer Helvivirr My magic wanes.
Vrebel The stoneskin is off
Ni'haer Helvivirr Let us look for a cavern to rest in, but rest quick, we must.
Justice Dat gud, a birdy was circling youse before when you statue
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Justice Reflex Save : *failure* : (6 + 6 = 10 vs. DC: 12)
Justice Justeece all sticky! And not in gud way
Justice Gggrrrrrr
Justice Me stuck!
Ni'haer Helvivirr He is a liability.
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Ni'haer Helvivirr Hmmmm, Myconids.
Justice You gots kids? And youse let dem down here?
Justice*shakes his head* Justeece no let my kids down here
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Brandin Fleetfeet *SUCCESS* on a certain tight space
Leisa Margreve *SUCCESS* on a certain tight space
Justice *looks at the tiny space*
Justice HA! HA! HAAA!
Vrebel I don't think you'll make it
Justice Justeece no fit in dere
Brandin Fleetfeet *looks at the hole*
Vrebel Suck in and feel tiny
Justice Youse have to grease me up
Justice *hands him a tub of grease and strips down to undies*
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Ni'haer Helvivirr There's a rope at this well, perhaps the Half-Giant can be of some use after all.
Brandin Fleetfeet Good thinking
Ni'haer Helvivirr Reel it in and let us descend.
Justice *peers down the hole*
Ni'haer Helvivirr I fear there are far worse things than Trolls down there.
stranger // The rope is not so ancient and some repairs suggest someone has kept this working as a way up and down
Justice We make wish here?
Brandin Fleetfeet Thats right mate.. then jump on in
Ni'haer Helvivirr No, we go down through this contraption.
Justice *tosses a coin in then squeezes his eyes shut tight*
Brandin Fleetfeet Hey! don't waste the true
Ni'haer Helvivirr Pull the rope, Justice.
Justice Sssshhhhh, me thinkin' of wish
Leisa Margreve I will climb down and pull on the rope if its safe for you to follow
Justice *opens his eyes, looks around, then frowns* It no come true! Dere be no food and no big woman!
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Ni'haer Helvivirr I cannot ward all of us with Mind Blanks so I suggest you be cautious.
Justice Dat be okays, Justeece got gud strong mind
Ni'haer Helvivirr *laughs*
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Ni'haer Helvivirr Look for the Amulet.
Tralek Rivarmar: Wait til you hear swords
Justice *holds his sword up to his ear*
Tralek Rivarmar Other swords
Justice*holds the other one up to his other ear*
Justice It not sayin' nuthin
Justice *attacks anyways*
Justice Me come and kill dem sooner but him say Justeece not fight til sword tell me to
Vrebel Good job Justice
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Ni'haer Helvivirr He came back with more Trolls from here, hopefully the Amulet is in there.
Ni'haer Helvivirr But I must rest for my spells.
Brandin Fleetfeet I'll look ahead to see if its safe
Justice Him stoopid sleepy man
Ni'haer Helvivirr *rests his legs and closes his eyes*
Justice HA! HA! HAAA!
Ni'haer Helvivirr I'll pretend I never heard that.
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Justice attacks Black Pudding : *hit* : (20 + 15 = 35 : Threat Roll: 9 + 15 = 24)
Justice damages Black Pudding: 14 (14 Physical 0 Electrical)
Justice killed Black Pudding
Ni'haer Helvivirr Infernal slime.
Leisa Margreve Going deeper will cause more deaths
Ni'haer Helvivirr Indeed.
Brandin Fleetfeet There are more of 'em slimes ahead
Justice Dis not be pudding like Justeece remember it *looks confused*
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stranger //sorry folks crashed
Ni'haer Helvivirr //its ok :)
stranger //did i miss anything?
Ni'haer Helvivirr //just killed the giants and off to go to folly with our -hopefully- tiger amulet
Justice // Justice killed Milara and destroyed the cult
Ni'haer Helvivirr //LOL
Leisa Margreve // hehe
stranger // what! again??