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Title: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: orth on April 01, 2008, 02:42:11 PM
Some interesting changes here, I'm not sure I agree with them all, but you have to agree some make sense.

Player’s Handbook & Monster Manual Errata (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4dnd/20080401a)
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: Filatus on April 01, 2008, 03:09:48 PM
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Owl Familiar    Special
Barn    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Eagle    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Great    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Snowy    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Screech    +3 Spot; delivers mail
Tawny    +3 Spot; delivers mail


Heheh, me thinks they watched Harry Potter.
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: Nehetsrev on April 01, 2008, 03:23:42 PM
Sheesh...can't even do that right....Owls should have a bonus to listen too, since they rely on sound to decide where to focus those wonderful big eyes of theirs.

:D
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: lonnarin on April 01, 2008, 04:34:37 PM
Under Light armor, add:
Chainmail Bikini/Mankini
Cost: 50 gp
Armor/Shield Bonus: +3
Maximum Dex Bonus: +6
Armor Check Penalty: -1
Arcane Spell Failure 10%
30-Foot Speed: 30 ft.
20-Foot Speed: 20 ft.
Weight: 5 lbs.
Special: Chafe (1 damage/day)

Egads... now all they need is the Banana Hammock of Destiny and you can lead all those soldiers in that movie, 300!
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: Acacea on April 01, 2008, 05:43:33 PM
*Plays rock paper scissors with Indy hat on her head and coiled towel-whip at her hip; wins and casts Colbert's Interposing hand while munching Doritos...*

Makes perfect sense to me!
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: Marswipp on April 01, 2008, 07:18:22 PM
Most of this errata doesn't make any sense! O.o

Should we blame Hasbro for this messed up beyond all recognition D&D? :\\ I know I all ready do.:(
Title: Re: Wizards DnD Final v3 Errata
Post by: Script Wrecked on April 01, 2008, 10:20:44 PM
*cough* Its tongue-in-cheek. ;)

My favorite:

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Page 209-219 – Tiefling [Transposition]
Remove all text related to tieflings from these pages. Place text on page 21 of the Player’s Handbook. Bring it, scruffy.
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