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Title: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Carillon on May 01, 2008, 06:05:57 AM

Uggh ... okay this may be the most embarrassing post I ever make to these forums, but Jaelle is stuck ... in a flock of chickens. I guess the poor things swarmed here when she was feeding them because there are now three chickens around her making a perfect triangle and she's stuck in the middle, unable to move.

I've tried all the usual fixes--emoting, resting, trying to light a fire, etc--but none of them worked. And I just know killing those chickens is going to screw up her faction. So ... could a GM please save me when someone has a chance?

*dies of shame*

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Carillon on May 01, 2008, 06:16:07 AM

Thank you, Pyro/Filatus, for saving Jaelle from a most ignominious fate.

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Hellblazer on May 01, 2008, 11:48:36 AM

*Tries very hard not to laugh, will check.. fails*

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: stolen on May 01, 2008, 07:38:29 PM

Rotfl

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Pseudonym on May 01, 2008, 07:42:50 PM

*so wants to make a joke that'd probably see him cop a three day ban (at L's most lenient)*

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Lalaith Va'lash on May 01, 2008, 07:48:31 PM

hah!!.. *giggles at Pseudo's joke despite not hearing it* I know how your mind works! too funny.  

I've actually a story that.... er.. nevermind!

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: stolen on May 01, 2008, 08:00:34 PM

next time fight your way out...oh...she's a sorcerer...probably cant win that fight...

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: ycleption on May 01, 2008, 08:02:30 PM

heh, would it make you feel any better if I told you that a couple days ago Pallena got stuck in... well, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be dirt, or a pile of "organic fertilizer," while gathering wheat?

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: jrizz on May 01, 2008, 08:51:30 PM

That gang of chickens has been harassing adventures for too long now!

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: LightlyFrosted on May 01, 2008, 09:11:54 PM

So introduce a cockatrice.  Then you can have Fort Wayfare Petrified Chicken!

And perhaps get someone with a military rank to be your sponsor.

"Captain Trent says:  Fort Wayfare Petrified Chicken!  It's jaw-breakin' good!"

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: Gulnyr on May 01, 2008, 11:13:09 PM

Quote from: stolen

next time fight your way out...oh...she's a sorcerer...probably cant win that fight...

That may be true.  During the first battle of Stone, there were some sorceresses causing us some trouble, and though they eventually prevailed over us, one was felled by a chicken, though a little to late to be any help to us.  It was said jokingly that the chicken was probably now level 6.  I will never forget that chicken, and wish I had a screenshot.

Title: Re: Help ... Character stuck by ... chickens.
Post by: bobby1361 on May 17, 2008, 08:00:05 AM

i remember when luna hit a chicken..she ran around wayfare for a good 20 minutes before dying, with all of her 9hp