[SIZE=24]Gog's Pile of Fings[/SIZE]
Gog marches into the Market Hall and unceremoniously dumps the contents of a big sack on a table. Some of it rolls onto the floor.
He announces:
[SIZE=16]"I hev fings 'ere."[/SIZE]
All trades welcome!
All jobs welcome!
Gog is not particularly astute and will likely settle for much less
than the item is actually worth, even though it might not be much.
Gog will trade worthless items for other, potentially more,
worthless items as well as one item for a practically identical one.
If something pretty wants to buy something, he might forget to
take -- full -- payment.
If someone wants to buy something on credit, it would likely be
easy to convince Gog to allow it.
Other big people might never have to pay more than a few true
for anything. They might also get into a fight.
Some purchases might accidentally come with additional items.
Stealing items by especially sneaky sneakies is allowed.
Gog takes occasional naps.
Gog can be bribed with sweets.
[SIZE=10]((Roleplay here or in game when appropriate. I won't necessarily
ask for any dicerolls, just RP responsibly and let's not mule (http://lore.layonara.com/Player%20Rules#2).
In order to hold true to the stealing (http://lore.layonara.com/Player%20Rules#11) and PvP (http://lore.layonara.com/Player%20Rules#1) rules, stealing will be
mechanized as any trade after an outcome has been determined
by roleplaying, OOC reasoning, and perhaps some dicebag fun.
Any form of communication is welcome.))[/SIZE]
It is difficult to determine exactly what the pile consists of. It is composed of large amounts of garbage and worthless items, this much is clear; certain things can be identified, however.
- Arrow, Copper Tipped Hickory Falcon Tail x 20
A bit better than normal arrows ((+1 piercing damage))
- Copper Battleaxe x 1
Hardly spectacular, and quite stained. Not just with blood, either.
- Copper Bullets x 99
For all your slinging needs. These just roll around on the floor, go ahead and pick them up.
- Copper Greataxe x 1
A remarkably not great axe, at least it's big.
- Corn Kernels x 14
You wouldn't want to eat these.
- Cotton x 7
Wads of dirty cotton litter the pile.
- Cure Light Wounds (potion) x 8
These are the only two that are still intact.
- Discarded Pitchfork x 1
Ideal for angry mobs. Though not particularly powerful as a weapon ((-1 enhancement penalty)), it could be used as a weak torch ((Low yellow 10m light)).
- Endurance (scroll) x 1
Weaklings rejoice!
- Expeditious Retreat (scroll) x 1
Cowards rejoice!
- Gum Arabic x 1
For gluing together hamburgers.
- Mineral Amethyst x 2
Purple.
- Mineral Greenstone x 1
Green.
- Mineral Malachite x 1
Also green. A different shape, perhaps?
- Minor Spike Trap Kit x 1
Just add water.
- Plain Cloak x 1
Makes a spectacular blanket, if you can clean it.
- Raspberry x 7
Will stain shirts. Also yummy.
- Raw Feline Meat x 18
Boil before eating.
- Set of Tinker's Tools x 1
For all your tinkering needs.
- Shield Crafting Kit x 1
Will turn any board into the pretty shield of your choice.
- Skinning Knife x 2
Can be used for stabbing. Or skinning.
- Tinder x 1
Taken from the nest of a sparrow.
- True (coin) x 23
There are holes in Gog's pockets.
- Venom Sack from a Small Spider x 3
"Small" is a relative term.
Gog sits down on the floor next to the table, waiting for customers.