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Title: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 08:28:10 AM

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Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.

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THE FIRST EVER EVIL CHARACTER CONVENTION!

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[INDENT]Come and see some of the maligned and depraved souls that walk Layonara! Paladins will vomit and shriek in terror at the sight of such a gathering! Little animals will flee as their footsteps shake the very foundations of the earth! As for those that have yet to meet the other charming evil characters, feel free to join us and indulge in our delightful company!

Now that my self-imposed Layonara hiatus has ended, perhaps it's time we organize something. Why should the others have all the fun? Perhaps it's time we tip the scales and bump back! Maybe we should organize something according to our timezones? Your input would be very much appreciated and as such please post your timezones that way we can find some common ground. Perhaps if we can schedule a group assembly, we can make this a weekly event, if time permits.

Those that can tolerate our presence will be allowed to join so long as no conflict arises. Don't worry, we don't bite, well maybe except for that one in the lower left part of the image, to the right of the pretty little girl. Oh, and maybe even the second female Dark Elf at the top row, next to the handsome male. This is open to all levels, races, and alignments, just take note of the repercussions. Do join us! [/INDENT][/SIZE][/FONT]

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Kenderfriend on March 24, 2010, 08:56:35 AM

//while Kepp is more... silly rather than evil, the many times I've run around with this group, they all make some great roleplay :)
I often look out for you folks when I'm on, though that might have something to do with you being the only ones on when I am.. :)
..Anyway, if you did manage to make regular events or something similar, I'd love to come if I'm allowed to. ;) (GMT timezone)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 08:59:41 AM

Yes! Soon Keppli will get enough evil points to be officially part of the crew! I miss those evil impromptus with the evil crew. All the plotting, backstabbing, decisive planning, and savage bloodshed. I really hope we could all get together and bring back those old trips!
 
Here's to more razed Toranite forts! *raises a pint* :)

Btw, this is all OOC, this is not an actual advertisement on the world.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Kenderfriend on March 24, 2010, 09:01:23 AM

Quote from: geloooo

Yes! Soon Keppli will get enough evil points to be officially part of the crew! I miss those evil impromptus with the evil crew. All the plotting, backstabbing, decisive planning, and savage bloodshed. I really hope we could all get together and bring back those old trips!
 
Here's to more razed Toranite forts! *raises a pint* :)

Don't you mean... those Evil corathites disguised as Toranites ...? ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 09:05:40 AM

Quote from: Kenderfriend

Don't you mean... those Evil corathites disguised as Toranites ...? ;)

I know not of what you speak. As far as I'm concerned, those people inside the keep were evil cult members, and as part of our characters' civil duty to uphold peace and freedom, those cult members were to be silenced at all costs! ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on March 24, 2010, 09:55:23 AM

Hmmm... I'll keep an out out for the convention.... CDT over here (which means I can usually make EDT and PDT times easily enough). On the weekends I can brave most of the other timezones, though.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 10:00:02 AM

Yeah, this is pretty biased since most of the people that I usually play are in that tapestry of villains and misfits. Most of them are in my timezone as well. It would be awesome though if Steel joined us! :P

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Spike on March 24, 2010, 10:18:01 AM

*examines all the portraits and coughs* Aspiring Unholy Champions of Corath not evil enough anymore? ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 10:20:31 AM

I don't have your portrait! I'll update it once I find more time. I missed like eight more followers of Corath and around four other Dark Elves.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Ravemore on March 24, 2010, 10:47:57 AM

PST here.... ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Lance Stargazer on March 24, 2010, 11:14:29 AM

Quote from: Spike

*examines all the portraits and coughs* Aspiring Unholy Champions of Corath not evil enough anymore? ;)

Not without a good and fancy evil eyepatch, Its not only about being evil , is about having style ;).

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 11:18:43 AM

Quote from: Lance Stargazer

Not without a good and fancy evil eyepatch, Its not only about being evil , is about having style ;).

LOL! True that! Yes, as you can see, majority of the undesired characters are the ones that look rather dashing. There is a huge exception for the true brutish races though like the ones I'm about to add next to G'ork in the next update.

While the good characters were off saving Hurix from the Green Dragon Cult, we were working twice as hard on our wardrobes! Heck, if you're going to be hated by everyone, chased with torches and pitchforks, and expelled from towns, you might as well look your best. :)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: ShiffDrgnhrt on March 24, 2010, 11:37:29 AM

Hmmm...  A convention of bounties, eh?

*somewhere in the dark, Tyra is rubbing her hands wickedly*

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Zoogmunch on March 24, 2010, 01:31:12 PM

Rhakt, whilst only being an apprentice evil sadist cannibal orc follower of pyrtechon is up for trips and picnics wherever.

Rhakt u Bhaak

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Pseudonym on March 24, 2010, 02:51:05 PM

*Hal rubs the ball of his thumb over the razor edge of his skinning knife. For a brief moment his eyes swim into focus, just long enough for him to offer an amiable smile in your direction. His expression is innocuous enough ... though, there is something ... something that glitters in his eyes. Some hint of malice, a suggestion of madness, a promise of hate. It is from that area of your darkest nightmares, when the unseen beast that chases you endlessly, hot breath at your shoulder is but a step away. Whatever you do, don't turn around. Don't look at the beast that follows. Just keep running. It almost has you. To be caught is to be lost forever. His voice is soft, at odds with his rough countenance.*

"AEST evenings suit me." says he.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Spike on March 24, 2010, 03:02:39 PM

Quote from: Pseudonym

*Hal rubs the ball of his thumb over the razor edge of his skinning knife. For a brief moment his eyes swim into focus, just long enough for him to offer an amiable smile in your direction. His expression is innocuous enough ... though, there is something ... something that glitters in his eyes. Some hint of malice, a suggestion of madness, a promise of hate. It is from that area of your darkest nightmares, when the unseen beast that chases you endlessly, hot breath at your shoulder is but a step away. Whatever you do, don't turn around. Don't look at the beast that follows. Just keep running. It almost has you. To be caught is to be lost forever. His voice is soft, at odds with his rough countenance.*

"AEST evenings suit me." says he.

I'm sorry but all you G'orks, Angelas, Leisas and any other characters that have a reputation, you've got nothing on Hal. I'm just grateful that he's on my side and so only occasionally mutilates me.

Quote from: Lance Stargazer

Not without a good and fancy evil eyepatch, Its not only about being evil , is about having style ;).

Oh and Lance? I'm not a pirate! ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: ShiffDrgnhrt on March 24, 2010, 04:47:00 PM

Imagines Jay singing "Yo ho, Yo ho, A Corathites Life for me"

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Aerimor on March 24, 2010, 05:13:20 PM

Quote from: geloooo

While the good characters were off saving Hurix from the Green Dragon Cult, we were working twice as hard on our wardrobes! Heck, if you're going to be hated by everyone, chased with torches and pitchforks, and expelled from towns, you might as well look your best. :)

As Raz tells you everytime he sees you, it doesn't look good without color.  

What are you trying to say with all black?
Helllllo world! I'm evil, I'm proud and I'm right here!??  

And spikey shoulders pads scream E-vile! (Unless your a dwarf.)  ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 24, 2010, 05:40:44 PM

Quote from: Aerimor

As Raz tells you everytime he sees you, it doesn't look good without color.  

What are you trying to say with all black?
Helllllo world! I'm evil, I'm proud and I'm right here!??  

And spikey shoulders pads scream E-vile! (Unless your a dwarf.)  ;)

One of these days I'll outshine Raz! It's stylish and functional! Would you wear neon green to the Deep? :P

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: jrizz on March 24, 2010, 06:12:17 PM

PST here ;-)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Alatriel on March 24, 2010, 08:27:34 PM

I still love that To'ryll Solen gets second billing... and why?  Because the creator of the poster half-created her portrait.  aww, aren't those two stunning? *grins*

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: lonnarin on March 24, 2010, 11:36:04 PM

Quote from: Lance Stargazer

Not without a good and fancy evil eyepatch, Its not only about being evil , is about having style ;).

So sayeth tha Kurn!  EST here.  I have a timespan of 6pm-11pm on weekdays, weekends open to insomnia.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: cbnicholson on March 25, 2010, 03:29:57 PM

In the dark recesses of Silkwood, red drow eyes flash eagerly in anticipation.

Interesting, perhaps it is time I emerged from my hiding.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: lonnarin on March 25, 2010, 06:21:12 PM

We need to do something so evil that we get invite requests from Milara, Eon & Rael to join our party!  "pssst, lvl 60 dark elf godling LFG"

Some ideas:

Brew a potion to infect the wellwater of Hempstead to turn everybody obsidian.

Burn Hlint to the ground and then launch an assault on the ashes.

Do a musical stage production where we sing along with Rael and his troops about the rigors of enforcing tyranny.  I want to see him on the balcony of Castle Prantz lamenting in a baritone voice about how nobody loves those who are better to be feared.

Kill Moraken and deliver his head to the pits for youknowwho!  Then bring him back!

Hempstead taken over by dark elves, gobbos, orcs and giantkin!  Rally the tribes!

Visit the Soul Mother again, but this time get her to TAKE more strands from people, and be even meaner for a year.

Sack the bindstones in goodly lands/temples!

Bring religion to the Illithid and Aboleth so they start their own Cthulu cult.  Unleash demons in their visage.

Order 15 pies for Storold and make them all elderberry & anchovy.

Take over a continent for the monsterkin and establish an awesome city where the guards kick out humans, halflings, gnomes, elves and dwarves.  Vile races only!

Rebuild the cardhall, and burn it again just to mess with em!

Make a godsmeet of the allied forces of evil, and use diplomacy and intimidation to mete out a solid defensive alliance.

Kidnap some gnomes and brainwash them into being feral little ravagers that eat human flesh.  Like that guy in the leather suit who fought Beastmaster.

The sky's the limit!

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: RollinsCat on March 25, 2010, 09:19:22 PM

Quote from: lonnarin

Do a musical stage production where we sing along with Rael and his troops about the rigors of enforcing tyranny.  I want to see him on the balcony of Castle Prantz lamenting in a baritone voice about how nobody loves those who are better to be feared.

Talk to Andrew...*checks his songbook for that play he wrote*

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on March 25, 2010, 10:00:52 PM

We could do a lot of things, the last time we all gathered, we ransacked a fort and got paid! Hopefully a GM could stand and watch the gathering. Cheers to that!

Yes! Play your shelved evil characters! It's time to tip the balance! We won't be outnumbered! :D

BANNER UPDATED ;)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: cbnicholson on March 25, 2010, 10:34:25 PM

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What Lon said

*stands agog*  :p:D:)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: merlin34baseball on March 25, 2010, 10:41:40 PM

Hmmm... I have a CN Goblin... I bet he could be swayed to come for tea.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Guardian 452 on March 26, 2010, 04:23:23 AM

// Mmm Hmm definatly looks like an Evil Brady Bunch.  *nods*

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Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Kenderfriend on March 26, 2010, 09:49:02 AM

Quote from: lonnarin

Order 15 pies for Storold and make them all elderberry & anchovy.

Muahahahaha :)

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Xaltotun on March 28, 2010, 03:03:04 PM

Hey, Raz!

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What are you trying to say with all black?

Ah wear red when ah'm no workin', as you well know *winks and slides her hand towards him seductively*, an' it is aboot style as well as evil, so watch it oar yer heid'll be lookin' at yer body walkin' away sum time.

*giggles and walks into the shadows*

Oh, an' coont me in.

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Drizzlin on March 30, 2010, 05:03:12 AM

*grins*

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Polak76 on April 12, 2010, 09:30:13 AM

Quote from: lonnarin

We need to do something so evil that we get invite requests from Milara, Eon & Rael to join our party!  "pssst, lvl 60 dark elf godling LFG"

Some ideas:

Brew a potion to infect the wellwater of Hempstead to turn everybody obsidian.

Burn Hlint to the ground and then launch an assault on the ashes.

Do a musical stage production where we sing along with Rael and his troops about the rigors of enforcing tyranny.  I want to see him on the balcony of Castle Prantz lamenting in a baritone voice about how nobody loves those who are better to be feared.

Kill Moraken and deliver his head to the pits for youknowwho!  Then bring him back!

Hempstead taken over by dark elves, gobbos, orcs and giantkin!  Rally the tribes!

Visit the Soul Mother again, but this time get her to TAKE more strands from people, and be even meaner for a year.

Sack the bindstones in goodly lands/temples!

Bring religion to the Illithid and Aboleth so they start their own Cthulu cult.  Unleash demons in their visage.

Order 15 pies for Storold and make them all elderberry & anchovy.

Take over a continent for the monsterkin and establish an awesome city where the guards kick out humans, halflings, gnomes, elves and dwarves.  Vile races only!

Rebuild the cardhall, and burn it again just to mess with em!

Make a godsmeet of the allied forces of evil, and use diplomacy and intimidation to mete out a solid defensive alliance.

Kidnap some gnomes and brainwash them into being feral little ravagers that eat human flesh.  Like that guy in the leather suit who fought Beastmaster.

The sky's the limit!

He Dezza, can we fit all these quests on my WLDQ?

With all you naughty people around I could accomplish a great many things like arranging Toran to polish my boots while Lucinda feeds me grapes, Xeen gives me a back massage, Ilsare hums a eerie little tune, Vorax fans me with a large palm branch that Katia has plucked from her very own back yard, Rofierein...well Rofieren can simply stand their and watch, Forian can sew me a wolf cloak, Mist...actually i like mist, *snaps his fingers to the other gods* "after me you get to do the same for her, Baerun and Pyrtchon, especially Pyrtechon, he needs to let of some steam." I'll finish the night with a romantic dinner for two with Vierdri'ira, served roast falcon by Kitharian, drinks by Azatta and have Aragan amuse us with stories for entertainment.

Cheers,
Polak

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on April 12, 2010, 09:45:48 AM

And then, in pure evil form, Steel arrives and slaughters you all for sport.

;)

:p

Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: Spike on April 12, 2010, 09:55:58 AM

All this unnecessary violence, can't we just be friends?

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Title: Re: A call to all you malevolent beings!
Post by: geloooo on April 15, 2010, 01:21:42 PM

FIRST EVER RANDOM EVILCON2010

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Thank you for taking the time to sit down, relax, drink, eat, connive, and plan the doom of our enemies! May there be many more to come!

Kudos to G'ork, Eleandilethessa Qui'lyn, To'ryll Solen, Lino Bildert, and Rhakt U Bhaak. Awesome amusing RP!